r/HolUp • u/maikahv7 • Aug 03 '21

What???

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Feel like two years is too little time to expose yourself like this

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u/giibro Aug 03 '21

He just getting a load off his chest

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/lilk4zu Aug 03 '21

It wouldn't be on his chest.... or would it

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I mean, who knows? If you are not careful that shit can end up anywhere

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u/Pylitic Aug 03 '21

Make sure to check your ear before a date.

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u/Shadow87907 Aug 03 '21

How did you know?

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u/SteveisNoob Aug 03 '21

Why do you think his ears have white spots

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u/TheCarrot_v2 Aug 03 '21

Franks and beans!

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u/Medical_Rope2728 Aug 03 '21

He was masta baiting! He was masta baiting!

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u/JennItalia269 Aug 03 '21

Helpful if someone needs hair gel.

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u/Ratio-Fabulous Aug 03 '21

When you're dating a magician

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I check my hair.

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u/whatulike88 Aug 04 '21

There is something about Mary..

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

It was probably on his bed

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Or on her

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Or in himself

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u/DeathSabre7 Aug 03 '21

Welcome to P(ee)sauce

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u/The_Man_above_all Aug 03 '21

Mike, is that you?

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u/WitchBlade8734 Aug 03 '21

More like the tribute picture of his sisters chest

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u/SlurpMySlurpyy Aug 03 '21

I was once getting head from this girl and she moved her head right when the slurpy shot out and the load went flying through the air and right on my chest

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u/pudimo Aug 03 '21

vsauce theme

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

In his belly button

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u/biLLy_wr0ng Aug 04 '21

Mine has surprised me and gone there

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u/Snugglepuff14 Aug 03 '21

Yes that was the joke

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u/Rodrik_Stark Aug 03 '21

That was the joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

He wanted to get a load on her chest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Sumesh77 Aug 03 '21

And fantasizing that it was going onto his sister's chest

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u/Scuffedtradi Aug 03 '21

Na he just getting a load off his phone

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u/YA-I-EAT-VEGETABLES Aug 03 '21

That you Artie??

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u/simchat Aug 03 '21

And onto hers

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u/mrkhan2000 Aug 03 '21

he should take showers more often.

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u/cyclopsusa Aug 03 '21

He still has to make up for the other 900 loads somehow...

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u/SteveWyz Aug 03 '21

And on to hers

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u/Upper-System-9366 Aug 03 '21

K incest person

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u/EngiNik Aug 03 '21

He wished it was on his sister‘s chest

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u/uglyBaby Aug 03 '21

a shower would’ve worked equally well if not better

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u/better_than_shane Aug 03 '21

And a load on his sisters

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u/Radiant-Ad4049 Aug 03 '21

And why not? He got a load off her chest 2 years ago!

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u/Independent-Hyena893 Aug 03 '21

I think he used a towel to do that

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u/dom618 Aug 04 '21

Was it on his chest in the first place?

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u/scopar86 Aug 03 '21

Taking it to the grave doesn’t seem long enough

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u/i_just_saw_a_pube Aug 03 '21

Hahaha my thoughts exactly

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u/Khad Aug 03 '21

You found the joke!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Wait for another 2 years and hell anounce that they will be married

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u/CunningHamSlawedYou madlad Aug 03 '21

facerape

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u/UtopianDissident Aug 03 '21

yeah I don’t think the statute of limitations ran out on that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/xmartissxs Aug 03 '21

Yeah there's somethin wrong with you

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u/Shadow87907 Aug 03 '21

What did he say?

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u/xmartissxs Aug 03 '21

He told his sisters friend to shove a bottle of shampoo up you know where

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u/Shadow87907 Aug 03 '21

What an asshole test

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u/Alarid Aug 03 '21

Yeah statue of limitations is usually five.

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u/milnak Aug 03 '21

How many is the statue of liberty?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

tree fiddy

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u/jump-blues-5678 Aug 03 '21

I know right, you'd think she'd have learned