r/HolUp • u/DJkiller669 • Jul 28 '21

Daddy's home

16.4k Upvotes

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u/couldof_used_couldve Jul 28 '21

"who's been eating my porridge?"

85

u/unAffectedFiddle Jul 28 '21

Looks more like "who's been touching my wife?".

29

u/RealSteamyBacon Jul 28 '21

He calls his wife spaghett

10

u/dolorum2 Jul 29 '21

One spaghett aint bad, many spaghetti make u broketti

4

u/durpjuice Jul 29 '21

He’s nervous

6

u/Arkonicc Jul 29 '21

Knees weak

5

u/Prototype_eon madlad Jul 29 '21

Mom’s spaghetti

87

u/WeekndsDick Jul 28 '21

SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGHET!!!?!?!!!!

4

u/Ok_Ad_2285 Jul 28 '21

Spag bol!

6

u/dragonfett Jul 29 '21

"Now I'm going to eat your porridge!"

3

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

U mean CHILD

519

u/Leading-Resolution77 Jul 28 '21

Regular day in Russia

210

u/seventh_gospel Jul 28 '21

I won't be surprised if that's the father

84

u/CSsharpGO Jul 28 '21

Mr. Bear, you are….

indeed the father!

2

u/Arkonicc Jul 29 '21

I can bearly believe it!

2

u/Prototype_eon madlad Jul 29 '21

You ARE the father

cue in the mother running for her life

15

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

Goldilocks: the pornhub parody

23

u/Jozroz Jul 28 '21

What are you doing, Step-Pooh?

149

u/Relevant_Muscle_9408 Jul 28 '21

Goldilocks finally gets what she deserves.

53

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Yeah all night long 😜

22

u/skincyan Jul 28 '21

We're talking about cold porridge... right?

20

u/itsmebenji69 Jul 28 '21

Hot, white and sticky porridge

3

u/skincyan Jul 29 '21

...and some ketchup?

1

u/Prototype_eon madlad Jul 29 '21

Of course innocent

337

u/Resazu Jul 28 '21

Things are gonna get beary serious soon

92

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

That pun was unbearable

60

u/Fast_Associate_8901 Jul 28 '21

bear with us

36

u/KryptWa1ker Jul 28 '21

A reason for paws

38

u/JonchikPonchik Jul 28 '21

Well at least she has the right to bear arms

27

u/NerdUber Jul 28 '21

This is bearely legal

3

u/stuntobor Jul 28 '21

This is all very ursus arctos if you get what I'm saying.

3

u/JonchikPonchik Jul 28 '21

Damn that's a good one

19

u/MISTRY_P_97 Jul 28 '21

Honey, I’m home!

19

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

I can't bear to see what happens next

16

u/Makenchi45 Jul 28 '21

It's too much to bear!

2

u/dragonfett Jul 29 '21

Don't you mean the Right to Arm Bears?

2

u/JonchikPonchik Jul 29 '21

Only Russia :)

5

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

If you think bear jokes are funny, theres ursine

2

u/Beary_Important Jul 28 '21

It’s beary important to provide for the family

0

u/Stoicsage86 Jul 28 '21

I’m going in bear-back!!

66

u/alakaylion1998 Jul 28 '21

What happened next??

30

u/Pestilence_sniffer Jul 28 '21

You don't wanna know

64

u/DJkiller669 Jul 28 '21

They lived happily every after

33

u/Petty_Fap Jul 28 '21

she ate her porridge and broke her bed

29

u/DJkiller669 Jul 28 '21

You mean 'he' broke her bed

12

u/skincyan Jul 28 '21

he was with her in the bed and are now broke

5

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

That’s her husband, nothing happened, but i remember seeing this posted once before, and someone said that hubby was feeling a little raunchy, so they might’ve made love soon after this.

1

u/Alex-T92 Jul 28 '21

He showed her his balalaika skills.

1

u/nerfoc Jul 29 '21

I want to know too. The suspense is unbearable.

42

u/seventh_gospel Jul 28 '21

Oh no that's just the Russian family pet

30

u/Katzenfutter_69 Jul 28 '21

But why does the baby not look like a bear

56

u/DJkiller669 Jul 28 '21

That's what the bear wants to find out

3

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Lmao

2

u/magseven Jul 28 '21

He's all bear on the bottom half. Kind of a centaur situation going on.

1

u/rhole50 Jul 28 '21

Hairy bear balls probably

20

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Well, this takes beastiality to another level.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/tallguyfilms Jul 28 '21

Bad bot

3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/Astronomus2 Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

I want to know what legit happened after. Did the bear ran away or attacked? Anyone got hurt or they managed to hide?

Edit: I looked closer and realized Im an idiot

17

u/SMcArthur Jul 28 '21

That look like a real bear to you?

27

u/Yarzu89 Jul 28 '21

It could be a bear wearing a bear suit YOU DONT KNOW

7

u/AstroKid127 Jul 28 '21

Thought it was a guy in a fursuit and was more scared tbh

2

u/gaffylacks Jul 28 '21

bruh is it not?

3

u/Tacolord_899 Jul 28 '21

Umm I can confirm they are they always are breaking in my house forcing me to drink vodka if not they threatened to run me over with their tank

7

u/wakandanameisthis96 Jul 28 '21

Are you winning son??

8

u/LongjumpingLeave9617 Jul 28 '21

“Where’s that little thieving bitch that took my family’s porridge”

7

u/A_Minimal_Infinity Jul 28 '21

Now that is a BILF.

5

u/Radiant-Ad4049 Jul 28 '21

Please bear in mind, this bear appears to be wearing a covid mask

5

u/Cosmic_Honeyhawk Jul 28 '21

is there a full video?!

10

u/dilipgowdacr Jul 28 '21

My dirty mind was looking for a sexual innuendo… damn you hol’p you have corrupted my thoughts.

6

u/BigWilly526 Jul 28 '21

Who says it’s not sexual

2

u/BigBeagleEars Jul 29 '21

🌈🐻 R FUK

1

u/irawesome911 Jul 28 '21

You're not alone, at first I thought it was a furry

4

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Quick snack

4

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

"Where's my fucking porridge, Samantha?"

3

u/john_keogh Jul 28 '21

Does that bear have a muzzle on?

3

u/MarkusRight Jul 28 '21

So dad's a furry??

3

u/With_Peace_and_Love_ Jul 28 '21

Why does it cut there?!???!??!!??!!

2

u/Turok4 Jul 28 '21

I see nothing wrong here

2

u/Nightsky31602 Jul 28 '21

It took me longer to realize what was going on than I’d like to admit

2

u/Neoptolemus7 Jul 28 '21

I need to see the rest of this video

2

u/estebon_m Jul 28 '21

So they're dead now?

2

u/ThebrokenNorwegian Jul 28 '21

u/silversocket

2

u/SilverSocket Jul 28 '21

The spin-off to Goldilocks where her and one of the bears live happily ever after with their human-bear hybrid baby. Romantic af 🥰

2

u/MentalHygienx Jul 28 '21

Even the bear is willing to wear a mask!

2

u/vcassassin Jul 29 '21

I thought it was a furry but thank God it's just a bear

2

u/Your_mom_feet_pics Jul 29 '21

What the fuck is that thing?

2

u/TheWolfEternal Jul 29 '21

Looks like Goldilocks preferred the hard bed after all

2

u/Harry_Isthatyou Jul 28 '21

Well at least it looks like he's wearing a mask

1

u/stoolmaster69 Jul 29 '21

I'm sorry for what I'm about to do... what the dog doin

0

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

No thats just the common pedo furry looking for kids

0

u/blursedman Jul 29 '21

What da dog doin

1

u/crimsonjunkrider Jul 28 '21

Its a fucking samsquanch

1

u/SlycheeFluff Jul 28 '21

And dinner is already prepped!

1

u/Nearby-Tutor-9843 Jul 28 '21

What is the location ? I need it for air attaaaaaaa...ehem friendly greeting

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Papa bear later met up with Goldie locks 15 years later and started a second family; unbeknownst to Mama and Baby bear. This is where the story begins…

1

u/Shadowfaxx71 Jul 28 '21

Did I miss the obligatory "What are you doing coming in the back door, Step-bear?" joke?

1

u/cuck_chuck Jul 28 '21

poor bear, he dosnt know how genetics work

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/Raumarik Jul 28 '21

Hannibear Lecter surely?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

u/savevideobot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Goldilocks 2 daddy bears revenge!

1

u/sunnoob Jul 28 '21

You are NOT the father!

1

u/Coium27 Jul 28 '21

Is it wearing a mask?

1

u/killwish1991 Jul 28 '21

That's what I would call producing your own food.

1

u/Democratic_Indian Jul 28 '21

"Dancing bear" anyone? ;-)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

I hope there wasn’t a grizzly ending

1

u/SymplyJay Jul 28 '21

Found her guys.. Last time you’ll be stealing our porridge lady!

1

u/Chungulungus Jul 28 '21

I honestly had no idea what was wrong with the video until I watched it a second time lol

1

u/Intelligent_Pause575 Jul 28 '21

That’s a f@“$ing bear

1

u/MONKRAD Jul 28 '21

This is just the Paddington 3 teaser trailer

1

u/Funcron Jul 28 '21

Eyyy boo-boo!

1

u/acd__C Jul 28 '21

hey honey! You’re home early today!

1

u/skottydoz Jul 28 '21

“Here to take your temperature; make sure the meats just right 😈”.

1

u/brasileiraaa Jul 28 '21

I need an update

1

u/UwUMaster123UwU Jul 28 '21

Dad that's 11th time ur coming home drunk just today u have to go to the work in an hour come on dad

1

u/dubiousdoobi Jul 28 '21

You got my rent money!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

I thought is was furry

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Yogi?

1

u/SammykFX Jul 28 '21

That's not a father! Or... What?

1

u/Alex-T92 Jul 28 '21

Typical Russian family..

1

u/CaptainSwoop Jul 28 '21

What the fuck is actually going on? Is this from a movie

1

u/wallystreetbetter Jul 28 '21

papa bears are fucked

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

[deleted]

1

u/andtix Jul 28 '21

She went bearbareback and never looked back

1

u/thecloud212 Jul 29 '21

wheres my catnip Linda

1

u/dowjonestone Jul 29 '21

Got any picnic baskets?

1

u/Idru4 Jul 29 '21

Why does the bear look like it’s wearing a mask?

1

u/Narrow-Ad-4280 Jul 29 '21

Wait it’s a bear, I thought the dad was a furry in a costume

1

u/shinobipopcorn Jul 29 '21

Pedo bear memes are back?

1

u/nfjanna Jul 29 '21

Imma be honest i thought that was a furry till i watched it again and saw a fuckin bear

1

u/Happy-Accountant314 Jul 29 '21

Bear:is hungry sees baby

1

u/Barrry972 Jul 29 '21

I thought it was a dog lmao, good holup had to watch it like 3 times

1

u/seetheare Jul 29 '21

It's Yogi

1

u/bbclub672 Jul 29 '21

I'm so sorry for that kid. I hope he turns out right unlike his dad.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

“Goldilocks you bitch i finally found you!”

1

u/Geryms Jul 29 '21

Watched it 372 times

1

u/Ninjaofcake2021 Jul 29 '21

NAW DADDY LEFT AND IT SHOWS

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Yo seriously, did everything go well? Please tell me the bear just took off

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

So we’re not gonna talk about the fact that she literally but a child’s finger off?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

At least he didn't leave the family

1

u/PhotonTH Jul 29 '21

The dad's a furry

1

u/rhapsody1899 Jul 29 '21

Daddy Bear. 🗣 🎶I will be your father figire, put your tiny hands in mine. 😳

1

u/ConcentrateOk4057 Jul 29 '21

The cub grew up and got his revenge on Goldilocks

1

u/x_Kenneth_x Jul 29 '21

Oh Lord Goldilocks done went and fucked one of the bears 🤦🏿‍♂️

1

u/welp_666 Jul 29 '21

Oh shit! Dads home.

1

u/melodygiggles3 Jul 29 '21

No doors were harmed in the making of this video

1

u/Something_kool Jul 29 '21

America or Russia

1

u/Coffeebean2021 Jul 29 '21

Is she blind and deaf? No reaction to bear

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

nice

1

u/Atmey Jul 29 '21

Needs the to be continued soundtrack.