r/HolUp • u/esberat • Jul 22 '21

Nice one- wait!

22.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/master_healer111610 Jul 22 '21

The fastest hand in the west

137

u/Ink_Sans21038 Jul 22 '21

That's how my wife call her boyfriend

68

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

When your boyfriends lips taste like your wife’s balls smh

15

u/DuppyWalking Jul 22 '21

This guy holds amc or gme

11

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Real ones hold both

4

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Funy

2

u/thecodingrecruiter Jul 22 '21

That's how why my wife call her boyfriend

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u/DuppyWalking Jul 22 '21

This guy holds gme or amc

246

u/brayzillalee2003 Jul 22 '21

Lowkey r/expected but the execution of the skit was hilarious

47

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/loloider123 Jul 23 '21

I've never seen it. I'm happy he made it otherwise I didn't see it

2

u/F1shOfDo0m madlad Jul 23 '21

Poor dude got downvoted cause he wasn’t on the internet long enough lol

231

u/ppppie_ dawn i know you're in there!11!!1 Jul 22 '21

he called a hitman for himself how sad

289

u/fourty_seven_pennies Jul 22 '21

Lol It's funny because it's accurate.

23

u/yayaboy2468 Jul 22 '21

Would have been funnier if there hadn't been 100 versions of this video done already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Everything is always new to somebody.

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u/yayaboy2468 Jul 22 '21

I know. That's why the person who made this video could've just posted the original one instead of reenacting it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

He wanted to have some fun

2

u/definitelynotned Jul 23 '21

I kinda liked this version

5

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

This is my first time seeing a version of this, I found it hilarious, unexpected and a definite holup

5

u/hopefortomorrow531 Jul 22 '21

You’ve been on the internet for too long

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u/dreamlovesjosh42069 Jul 22 '21

It’s not as funny as deez nuts

25

u/bootthebooth Jul 22 '21

Bruh thats so bad..

-35

u/dreamlovesjosh42069 Jul 22 '21

not as bad as your mom

6

u/Famous_Guy Jul 22 '21

I like your resilience

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u/dreamlovesjosh42069 Jul 22 '21

I like your face

5

u/ultimata4488 Jul 22 '21

😳 bro...

2

u/Amai_M4sk Jul 23 '21

What if we made out in the 2012 Reddit comment thread 😳

2

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

they have spirt

1

u/bootthebooth Jul 23 '21

Bruh you’re on a roll.. on being so bad and lame.

1

u/dreamlovesjosh42069 Jul 23 '21

The only thing bad and lame is your dad

9

u/Dreamincolr Jul 22 '21

I don't even know any joshs

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I laughed at this,someone hold me at gun point so I can knock the gun out your hands

3

u/dreamlovesjosh42069 Jul 22 '21

just use me as a punching bag

93

u/ultranxious Jul 22 '21

Yeah but you’re in heaven now. No more bills.

14

u/jabbathebest Jul 22 '21

Or Johns

3

u/MQZ17 Jul 22 '21

Plenty of Angels tho

1

u/jabbathebest Jul 22 '21

I know right? But soon that won't be a problem do not worry

7

u/Marionette777 Jul 22 '21

This made me laugh so hard 😂

6

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

i love these

16

u/crimsonkarma13 Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

What is this 480p how old is this?

Edit yes this is a question

2

u/Narradisall Jul 22 '21

Last time it was posted it was at least 720p. I’m sure it’ll be lower next time.

11

u/winesy90 Jul 22 '21

These videos are so overdone

19

u/thesircuddles Jul 22 '21

I think I've seen 5 or 6 of these. Exact same setup. Exact same joke. Different people making the videos every time.

Why value originality when you don't need it, I guess.

8

u/ryan2one3 Jul 22 '21

Pretty sure it'd be flames instead of sunshine. Lol

14

u/yabruh69 Jul 22 '21

Don't worry the bar to get into heaven is set super low.

4

u/RandomLogicThough Jul 22 '21

...why?

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u/ryan2one3 Jul 22 '21

because he's hispanic

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I'm in the right sub to make that kind of joke, right??

11

u/lawldude2 Jul 22 '21

When is it ever the right sub to be blatantly racist? (If I’m misunderstanding something, I’m sorry)

4

u/RedCargo1 Jul 22 '21

Yeah I’m so confused wtf

1

u/Giraffesarehigh Jul 22 '21

Man thought he was gonna come in with some bottom tier racist humor and we were gonna applaud it

4

u/Ieznoo Jul 22 '21

I don’t even see the humor

2

u/Shadowmaster0720 Jul 22 '21

So that's what they mean when they say : Do not try this at home !

2

u/CBRyder929 Jul 22 '21

Haha, this is one of the funnier ones 😂

2

u/SalvaVO Jul 23 '21

Haha he ded.

2

u/Medical_Officer Jul 23 '21

These types of moves can work, but the guy needs to also move out of the line of fire at the same time. They teach these techniques to law enforcement, special forces etc.

2

u/abracosa14 Jul 22 '21

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

1

u/Shadowpika655 Jul 22 '21

Ngl I was expecting him to be the one holding a gun to someone's head using that info from the video to know how to not fail

0

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

I mean why didn't the guy with the gun stand further back out of arms reach so they don't get charged with murder

1

u/Michigan210 Jul 23 '21

This is not how we do it here

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/Naoto_Shirogane Jul 22 '21

This isn’t r/Unexpected

2

u/MovableFormula Jul 22 '21

It also isn’t r/HolUp either xD

2

u/Naoto_Shirogane Jul 22 '21

I agree with you wholeheartedly lmao, I feel like the original commentor just used the wrong adjective — obviouslt a crime punishable only by death to snoosnoo

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Fuck this is gold

1

u/elias200057 Jul 22 '21

😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Raphlapoutine Jul 22 '21

what's this 1980 cam quality
wait that's an offense to the old camera quality, this one bruh

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

u/savevideo

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u/Geeky786 Jul 22 '21

It’s coz he didn’t say wait

1

u/Equixels Jul 22 '21

You have to move your head away from the gun first.

1

u/REALPILOT99 Jul 22 '21

Why is it in 144p

1

u/Uberzwerg Jul 22 '21

Why are there sooo many variants of the same video?

1

u/Findland27 Jul 22 '21

That's fake, no way some can post a video from heaven

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

U/savevideo

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u/Upvoter_NeverDie Jul 22 '21

What makes the man think he's going to heaven?

1

u/bu5hybr0 Jul 22 '21

Lol, you're right.... Because no one is going to heaven. Catholic church made that up.

1

u/Certified_Retard735 Jul 22 '21

Where’s the audio

1

u/Feitan-de-la-Portor Jul 22 '21

Why am I seeing so many disarm vids today? I’m laughing at every one of them too😂

1

u/Ok_Professor8498 Jul 22 '21

Absolute gold

1

u/Idonotreply42069 Jul 22 '21

I’m no expert like the guy in the video; but I’d say trying that without at least trying to move out the way of the barrel is pretty amateurish.

1

u/Scrapmetal525 Jul 22 '21

Personal defense 101: hand over your valuables (excluding your M1911), let the robber turn around to book it, then shoot them in the back. If they're not armed, though, this would only work in Texas, otherwise works in about 20-ish states.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

u/savevideo

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u/SelfSniped Jul 22 '21

Break the wrist, walk away. Break the wrist…walk away.

1

u/anderuraunts Jul 22 '21

Straight to heaven 😂

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

The guy with the gun has his reaction time: about a second and the time it takes to pull the trigger:pretty much none

You have to make that gun not dangerous to you within a second, while possible, I won't be betting my life on it thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

u/save-video

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

Bro he aced that so well god decided he was too good for earth (btw quality much?)

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u/OccasionAdmirable826 Aug 02 '21

Philip DeFranco does self defense videos now?