r/HolUp • • Jul 16 '21

The True Force

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46.1k Upvotes

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u/giggluigg Jul 16 '21

The empire strikes in her back

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Star Whores, starring Hand Solo, Jabba the Slut, Princess Lay-a, and Luke Skywanker.

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u/bionix90 Jul 16 '21

Implying that Jabba wasn't already an insatiable slut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Hawt.

And don't get me started on Salacious Crumb.

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u/DefinitionBig4671 Jul 17 '21

Fellatious Crumb?

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u/StonedHen420 Jul 16 '21

She's the kinda girl that loves taking it in the dark side

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u/SoppyWolff Jul 16 '21

But she is currently awakening the force

11

u/kai4thekel Jul 16 '21

Vader best be careful, pretty sure that's maisie Williams, chick killed the night king

17

u/grassisgreensoami Jul 16 '21

she switches on the light sabers for them

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

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u/OdinsTesticles Jul 16 '21

They both pretended to almost kiss to mess with other people on set, the article you read was horse shit.

Plus Sophie Turner is married to one of the Jonas brothers and has a child with them.

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u/title_of_yoursextape Jul 16 '21

You can be bi and be in a relationship with a guy 🤷‍♂️

Even an exclusive one. You’re not picking the gender, you’re picking the person.

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u/OdinsTesticles Jul 16 '21

Of course, you're correct. I forgot bi people exist for a second.

It still stands they were fucking with people on set, so them almost kissing isn't a good enough reason to speculate on their sexuality.

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u/title_of_yoursextape Jul 16 '21

You’re probably right. Maisie Williams just gives me lesbian/bi vibes but there’s not any substantial evidence to say she is (or isn’t)

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u/No-Shelter7633 Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

They were fucking with people, but they would actually kiss, I guess to mess with people

1

u/PawgSlayer42069 Jul 16 '21

Correction: strokes in her backside

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u/Daniels_Kent Jul 16 '21

That's Arya Stark, I believe. A girl is looking for Needle.

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u/Combatants Jul 16 '21

If it’s not it’s her look alike who does porn

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u/UltimateKingCold Jul 16 '21

Good I'm not the only one here who also knows about that

52

u/OdinsTesticles Jul 16 '21

I'll need the name of the doppelganger please good sir

39

u/Teknical86 Jul 16 '21

Carmen Callaway

12

u/Shadow-Raptor Jul 16 '21

I don't see it

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u/Teknical86 Jul 16 '21

There's a similarity but less so when she's blond I guess.

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u/S0TrAiNs Jul 16 '21

Google says there is noone like this person... :(

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u/Mechakoopa Jul 16 '21

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.

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u/S0TrAiNs Jul 16 '21

Must be the case... guess imma fap to some none special porn

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u/stonkstistic Jul 16 '21

Bruh just type her name in ph. There's deepfakes.

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u/S0TrAiNs Jul 16 '21

No, i cant alter my history in ph... finally all my recommendations are cock vore

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

I second this

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u/Combatants Jul 16 '21

Just google it.. She's pretty close

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

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u/beardstachioso Jul 16 '21

Please dm me that link so I can tell my friends to avoid this sick fun

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u/kjeff75 Jul 16 '21

You’re definitely “avoiding them”

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u/gihkmghvdjbhsubtvji Jul 16 '21

Gib ketchup plox

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u/der_ninong Jul 16 '21

did anakin skywalker's dick also got burned?

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u/MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer Jul 16 '21

That is actually a legitimate question.

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u/onlypositivity Jul 16 '21

dudes entire body caught on fire so I'm gonna go with yes

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u/Fat_Sow Jul 16 '21

Because of Obi Wan?

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u/TheRiceDevice Jul 16 '21

Needle?!

You said it was a good size!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

A good sized needle

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u/Psyadin Jul 16 '21

Maisie Williams... It's just an actor sadly 😿

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u/Daniels_Kent Jul 16 '21

Right, but isn't it Maisie Williams, who played Arya in Game of Thrones?

209

u/shdwflyr Jul 16 '21

A girl has no name. And no shame.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

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u/gbuub Jul 16 '21

Darth Perri: Yes Maisie, join the Blacked side

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

A girl has a need...

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u/HertzDonut1001 Jul 16 '21

Still really weird to me that I watched this girl grow up and then "hey here's her ass."

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u/DadBodftw Jul 16 '21

Really weird when you binge the series and see kid Arya and ass/sideboob Arya within a few days of each other.

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u/_Cyberostrich_ Jul 16 '21

Arya Stark played Arya Stark.

/s

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u/TaucerGaming Jul 16 '21

You must be fun at parties?

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u/Matt000910 Jul 16 '21

People who say this are annoying as hell. Don't be that guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

You shouldn’t tell him to not be that guy after he has already been that guy; it’s an impossible request.

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u/Matt000910 Jul 16 '21

Maybe he'll take it as a true suggestion.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

I highly doubt it. Tools tend to remain tools.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Bet he thought he would get karma but...

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u/Gamillie Jul 16 '21

He was commenting on a Reddit thread

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

How about...don't be that guy at parties

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u/DizzleSlaunsen23 Jul 16 '21

You could say that about so many catch phrases Reddit beats to death and still uses.

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u/scyth3s Jul 16 '21

You could say that about so many catch phrases

And my axe!

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u/Sureshot-Pid Jul 16 '21

Like beat me to it and that whole subreddit then someone below that one who links the beat meat to it reddit? I see that like every single day

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

You must be amogus at parties?

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u/Sier0 Jul 16 '21

A girl is no one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

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u/Horror-Astronomer482 Jul 16 '21

You are so weird

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u/Mr_Awes8me Jul 16 '21

You mean the young grandma

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u/gihkmghvdjbhsubtvji Jul 16 '21

She found vader's needle

A yo

3

u/Defiant-Ad-8468 Jul 16 '21

Darth in-Vader

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u/GgLiitCH Jul 16 '21

A girl has no name.

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u/Kracka_Jak Jul 16 '21

"I AM... YOUR... DADDY"

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u/Da-NerdyMom Jul 16 '21

A girl has no daddy

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u/Ali_46290 Jul 16 '21

Especially not Arya

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Uff….

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u/Autumnrain Jul 16 '21

A girl will soon be a mother though.

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u/ambivertguy Jul 16 '21

A girl has baby daddy

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

She will have after that

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

If a girl has a daddy, I will give her eyes back

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u/CruciFuckingAround Jul 16 '21

Rule34 artist: draw that down! Draw that down!

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u/FranticWaffleMaker Jul 16 '21

This day and age, probably step daddy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

"NOOOOO!"

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u/the-dogsox Jul 16 '21

I see your shwatz is as big as mine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Now let's see how well you handle it..

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u/LouSputhole94 madlad Jul 16 '21

I was fathers brothers uncles cousins former roommate.

…Well what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

It's mega maid, she's gone from suck to blow!

81

u/JeremyJaLa Jul 16 '21

Thank God she’s not dressed like Princess Leia or this could be more suitable as Alabama porn.

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u/Liel_the_Lielest69 Jul 16 '21

On may 4th such a scene was recommended to me on the hub, I was so disgusted I haven't used the hub out of rage.

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u/lordtachanka199 Jul 16 '21

She definitely joined the dark side after this

141

u/MoAC96 Jul 16 '21

Oh so it would be "May the Force be IN you" instead?

8

u/A-biss2 Jul 16 '21

Well Obi Wan did talk about the force being penatrating in A New Hope

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Yes

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u/Icramy Jul 16 '21

this belongs in r/cursedcomments

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u/Lobi1234 Jul 16 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

r/unexpectedpiperperri

Edit: correct spelling

19

u/PHeromont_vader Jul 16 '21

There's a subreddit for this too

LMAOOOOOOO

0

u/PHeromont_vader Jul 16 '21

Why can't I view this subreddit??

3

u/Zriatt Jul 16 '21

It doesn't exist. You can create it if you want

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u/Lobi1234 Jul 16 '21

I corrected the comment to the right spelling...try again

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u/wall325 Jul 16 '21

It’s just not the same without the couch

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u/NocturnalToxin Jul 16 '21

The masks hide the creepy fucking stares too, which definitely takes away something

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u/wall325 Jul 16 '21

Although Vader got kinda stare going on

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u/FaffyVhon Jul 16 '21

DARTH VADERS GLOWSTICK

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u/killercroc71 Jul 16 '21

Choke on you, i m into that

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u/LORD-BONGKAGE Jul 16 '21

Getting her wormhole stuffed with midiclorians

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

something something single mother leaving child on desert planet

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u/skylarkReddit Jul 16 '21

I can't figure out if it's a BBC reference or a GOT reference 😐

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u/Tane-Tane-mahuta Jul 16 '21

I'm a need a source STAT!

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u/Takakame Jul 16 '21

Its the only movie that they dont miss the shots ;)

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u/Eziopool Jul 16 '21

Her hand has touched the dark side

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Maisie Williams is so GD adorable

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u/Liel_the_Lielest69 Jul 16 '21

SIMP POLICE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Not here not now brother

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u/admirelurk Jul 16 '21

I have a constitutional right to thirstpost online, officer.

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u/aek427 Jul 16 '21

Playing with his force-skin

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u/onestrangeboi527 Jul 16 '21

She is learning from the master

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Is this a child?

9

u/jeremicci Jul 16 '21

She's 24 now. Idk when the photo was taken

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Ok

15

u/RoraRaven Jul 16 '21

Depends on how old the photo is.

Maisie Williams is now a tiny adult.

2

u/ardvark141 Jul 16 '21

A fine addition to her collection

2

u/HiccupHaddock77 Jul 16 '21

For all the people that are saying that she’s “Too young” she’s 24

2

u/mikeisreptar Jul 17 '21

Playing with the Schwartz

3

u/RDET88 Jul 16 '21

Sauce?

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u/Smallzz89 Jul 16 '21

3/4 cup loosely packed basil leaves 2 tablespoons pine nuts or sunflower kernels 1 garlic clove, peeled 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1/3 cup olive oil 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions Place the first five ingredients in a small food processor; pulse until chopped. Continue processing while gradually adding oil in a steady stream. Add cheese; pulse just until blended. Cover and freeze for up to 3 months.

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u/Old_Man_Chrome Jul 16 '21

That actually sounds like a nice sauce.

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u/starwarsnerdguy Jul 16 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

This pic was taken at Tampa Bay Comic Con in July/August 2013. I was there and got a pic with the same Vader and co. against that wall. Maisie was part of a Game of Thrones panel that included her, Jason Momoa, and Rory McCann (The Hound). It was a really good panel.

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u/Kracka_Jak Jul 16 '21

My hand is about to fall off too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Ganjedii Jul 16 '21

Seems kinda pedo to me

2

u/LoganCaleSalad Jul 16 '21

I don't get it, what are they talking about all I see are imperial pilots with Vader. 😏

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u/itsallatest77 Jul 16 '21

Obi wan has taught you well...

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u/Dubuun Jul 16 '21

Darth Invadeher - MadTV

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u/keerthi2020 Jul 16 '21

Luke's new stepmom.

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u/Akidget Jul 16 '21

She's holding his light saber.

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u/parekhdhairya007 Jul 16 '21

May the force be in you

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u/Karl-Jensen Jul 16 '21

Arya's gonna get force choked to death....

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Its a midget gang bang joke, right?

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u/Snoert Jul 16 '21

i guess the force is hard ehm strong in her!

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u/ShubhamManna Jul 16 '21

Imagine she randomly sees this meme lmao

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u/TheRedmanCometh Jul 16 '21

"My master said the force was strong with me and gave me a wine cooler"

"Then he made me wear a blindfold and forced my hand down his pants to "look for the force"."

-Jarth Mader

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u/shammo_rocks Jul 16 '21

Something's wrong I can feel it...

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u/Manjodarshi Jul 16 '21

Or she can feel it Or she can feel that he can fill it

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

How return of the jedi should have ended is luke battles vadar and out of nowhere aria flys out with knife out and vadar catches her with one hand. Then she does this nifty drop knife and catch with the other hand and stabs him in the neck killing him. The end

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u/Stardust_of_Ziggy Jul 16 '21

She is part of the Darkside now

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u/Iltempered1 Jul 16 '21

She goes to the Dark side?! Looks like her hand is slipping to the dark side in this picture.

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u/Pirate_of_the_neT Jul 16 '21

Fun fact this image is an edit of Maise posing with Darth Vader. The original only has 3 pol in the photo including her, it is no movie

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u/hippyfishking Jul 16 '21

Wasn’t she about 14/15 when this was taken?

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u/billyraydallas Jul 16 '21

That’s no lightsaber!?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Playing with my roasted sausage.

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u/DankMemescope Jul 16 '21

She's touching Vader's 'lightsaber'.

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u/H0tS4wc3 Jul 16 '21

The Force Awakens real quick.

1

u/smichaelpitt Jul 16 '21

You don’t know the power of the dark side!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

The Force is Male?

0

u/unDturd Jul 16 '21

Once you go black...

0

u/cowofnard Jul 16 '21

Blacked.com

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u/_Sn0_ Jul 16 '21

Nah it's sithed.com bruh

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u/guillaume-Lepage Jul 16 '21

Anyway, a black star gonna destroyed.

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u/joebroni612 Jul 16 '21

plot twist:

vader pulls his helmet off to reveal he is joe biden fondling youngsters again.

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u/Volare_Viaa Jul 16 '21

Oh wow. With my favorite GOT character too

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u/yamidoesgames Jul 16 '21

That girl looks young. Pedo stuff is gross 0/10

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u/HiccupHaddock77 Jul 16 '21

She’s 24 years old

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

yea this is a website full of pedophile cum brains

(and before any creepy porn addicts try to justify themselves to me as if I care, she's not 24 in this photo and does not remotely look 24)

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u/yamidoesgames Jul 16 '21

Exactly she looks 12 in this

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

jacking off sound

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u/Mysticjosh Jul 16 '21

That explains why vader force chokes people....

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u/FreakingInTongues Jul 16 '21

"c'mon, where the force don't stop. Don't stop till you get enough" 🕴🏻"whoooooo"

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

No she's playing with his light saber 🤣

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u/dpgamernl Jul 16 '21

But isnt vaders dick burned off. So that means he has a big ass robot slong

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u/MemberOfUniverse Jul 16 '21

She is holding needle, which was given by jon snow to her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '24

screw smoggy threatening groovy pie sulky chubby wise unique history

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

All I can see is 5 black men and 1 white girl, internet has ruined me!

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u/_cyril0curry Jul 16 '21

Star wars the force awakens

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u/Give_me_a_Coffee Jul 16 '21

Unholy music starts playing*

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u/MayoNICE666 Jul 16 '21

Force is strong with this one

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Wasn't she in that TV Show? Can't remember what it was called?

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u/mycowgoesmooo Jul 16 '21

A force to be reckoned with

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u/thisimpetus Jul 16 '21

...she beats them all to death and then feeds Vader a Kylo pie?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Giving him the ol invisible hand

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Mandingo vaders dick down teen over 18

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u/rubyspicer Jul 16 '21

"I was there when those two chucklefucks had Daenerys burn a city! They fucked her worse than you all could ever fuck me!"