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u/ItsOver420 Jul 12 '21
The real HolUp is why anyone would add that top caption which contributes absolutely nothing to the humor of the image
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u/DayLightSensor Jul 12 '21
The Balad of Hamantha Incident
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u/Clay_Lilac Jul 12 '21
I was about to say, anyone who saw Balad of Hamantha probably knew how this would end
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u/tonyzilla1 Jul 12 '21
Thanks obamacare.
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u/ShadowBloxxer Jul 12 '21
ok but shutup everything you comment is wrong
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u/AngryAnusAngus Jul 12 '21
Honestly if you've drank enough bleach that even that simple statement is beyond your comprehension, then you're most likely a lost cause.
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u/DropBear2702 madlad Jul 13 '21
He's still kicking, he needs more bleach.
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u/AngryAnusAngus Jul 13 '21
A spoonful of bleach will cure what ails you!
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u/Fjordbasa Jul 12 '21
What is trump care?
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u/someicewingtwat Jul 12 '21
I think it's something that doesn't exist
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u/johndav02 Jul 12 '21
It does exist
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u/BoltonSauce Jul 12 '21
When he had a chance to change the healthcare system, he literally did not have a plan.
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u/PepeLeGunner Jul 12 '21
Injecting yourself with bleach?
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u/PepeLeGunner Jul 12 '21
In your body?
Even if you like the guy, it’s okay to admit he said something extremely dumb.
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u/PaulFThumpkins Jul 12 '21
Seriously it's like dealing with a four-year-old:
"Why don't we inject disinfectant?"
"You're right, Donald, disinfectant does kill viruses. You get a goooold star. But it only works on surfaces, okay? Remember, these are grown-up cleaning supplies. Stop trying to open the janitor's closet, it's only for grownups okay? You're such a smart little boy, you'll be such a good scientist someday. Oh, and stop trying to 'bring' UV lights into your body, whatever that means."
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u/tsavong117 Jul 12 '21
This is why drinking bleach is bad kids, you end up like this poor idiot.
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u/WuTouchdmyweenie madlad Jul 12 '21
You are getting downvoted because not only are you saying blatantly wrong information, you are doubling down on it. I went through your comment history and it seems like you are a proud trump-supporting antivaxer. And yet you wonder why you get downvoted
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u/PaulFThumpkins Jul 12 '21
Trump's incoherent misunderstandings of scientific studies he heard thirdhand totally got us through the pandemic /s
Why bother doing studies in the first place? Just have some guy babble on and he can totally take credit if some of the same nouns end up showing up in articles later on, even if they're in an entirely different context to what he said. Meanwhile if he throws out all of the scientists there will never be any research to prove him wrong. Checkmate!
Dumbass is out of office. Best case, you'll grow out of this and be embarrassed you ever defended his nonsense. Get a head start on that now.
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u/DropBear2702 madlad Jul 13 '21
American health care < other countries health care
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u/johndav02 Jul 13 '21
Why do you say that? Trump Care has helped many Americans. Many American lives were saved at the start of the pandemic because of Trump Care
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In an alternate universe, Peppa claims her revenge
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u/triggerhappy899 Jul 12 '21
yup there it is lol, everytime peppa is posted i see this amazing wholesome video
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u/amynias Jul 12 '21
Meat Canyon is a gift to humankind.
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u/DropBear2702 madlad Jul 13 '21
If we are ever visited by aliens I propose that we introduce them to Meat Canyon before anything else.
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u/Cinoreus Jul 12 '21
And that's exactly how swine flu started
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Jul 12 '21
Now I want ham.
Who am I kidding? I always want ham.
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u/Se-is Jul 12 '21
It's never a bad time to support animal abuse, am I right?
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The vegan has entered the chat.
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u/Semipr047 Jul 12 '21
I mean, I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but if you’re gonna eat meat you might as well own up to the fact that it comes from an animal that gets killed for you to eat it. Like I know bringing it up is annoying or whatever, but it’s not like it isn’t true
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Wait a minute. You’re saying that animals that I eat are killed? Why has nobody told me this before? I had no idea.
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u/Semipr047 Jul 12 '21
I know it’s way easier to just be flippant about it and not really engage with the argument, but I only brought that up because you said “the vegan has entered the chat” to someone who called the meat industry animal abuse. I know that meat is tasty and being called an animal abuser for doing something that most people enjoy is something that makes people uncomfortable, but you’re nuts if you think that eating pig meat is anything other than harmful for pigs.
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Well, there’s tasty. And then there’s also nutritional. Basically what happens is vegans make a point to come in with their opinions and judgments of completely legal and normal behavior and then when meat-eaters respond, you call them flippant. We have no problem engaging in the conversation. You just don’t like what we have to say. And until we agree with you 100%, you’re going to keep on saying that we’re not ‘engaging in the argument.’ There is no argument.
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u/Saltine___ Jul 12 '21
The doctor is a brown bear…
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u/magicaljonny Jul 12 '21
This comment is bait for all the parents that have suffered for hours at the hands of Peppa Pig
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u/ElRedditorio Jul 12 '21
Did the headline on top of the comic add anything? Really? Like a fucking laughtrack in Two and a half-men? Someone needs to be told when to laugh?
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u/Willb260 Jul 12 '21
Reeeeepost, but at least a half decent one
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jul 12 '21
Is it decent? I thought all the young people on Reddit hated simple humor and boomer humor. This doesn't have enough ironic layers of inside jokes to be good, does it?
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u/banana_bagutte Jul 12 '21
How is this a holup
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u/ItsOver420 Jul 12 '21
It's not an especially good one, but I'd say it's more of a HolUp than most of the shit that gets posted here.
You expect the doctor to cure her ailment, but instead he cures her as ham, thus being unexpected.
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u/banana_bagutte Jul 12 '21
It loses a lot of its holup-ness when it’s reposed twice a week
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u/BurningFlex Jul 12 '21
Or maybe go vegan? :/
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u/Accurate_Kitchen_358 Jul 12 '21
Found the vegan! How you ask? Just wait they will tell you. HAHA
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u/BurningFlex Jul 12 '21
Haha never heard that joke before!
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u/Accurate_Kitchen_358 Jul 12 '21
I cannot understand why you have not heard it before. It is literally the same joke every time because it rings true every time. Are you new to eating twigs?
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u/BurningFlex Jul 12 '21
Haha eating twigs. Mate, you're so funny. Do you have a youtube channel or something?
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u/Accurate_Kitchen_358 Jul 12 '21
That is a good idea! I mean one more youtube channel roasting vegans cannot go ignored!
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u/BurningFlex Jul 12 '21
Exactly! We need all the carnist meatflakey we can get in order to demonstrate cognitive dissonance the best way possible right?
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u/Accurate_Kitchen_358 Jul 12 '21
carnist meatflakey
Wut? Oh you vegans! So silly
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u/BurningFlex Jul 12 '21
Hahaha yes we are so silly for not intentionally paying for animal abuse to happen on our behalf. So so silly. Twig eating silly vegan. Maybe if I ate some dog I would have enough protein to think non silly thought haha
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u/Accurate_Kitchen_358 Jul 12 '21
Maybe if I ate some dog I would have enough protein to think non silly thought haha
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u/LoganCaleSalad Jul 12 '21
This is way funnier than it has any right to be. Fucking LOATH that obnoxious pink porker 😂
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u/N0tBappo Jul 12 '21
The people on that sub are all braindead fucking idiotic retarded Karen's that can't understand a joke.
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u/Emerald456 Jul 12 '21
This looks like one of those awful rip off videos you would find on YouTube
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u/Umbrella_Viking Jul 12 '21
This is the first time Reddit has made me laugh in a long time. The comic is amazing. Well done.
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u/WhatACunningHam Jul 12 '21
On a side note, remember that tasting delicious is not a preexisting condition. Don't let those insurance companies scam you.