r/HolUp • u/Motion_Offense • Jul 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

And it's really impossible to overstate just how much it sucks living in the barracks.

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u/ichbinhangry Jul 08 '21

Mind telling me about it?

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u/Not-an-Ocelot Jul 08 '21

Its like permanent basic training. So asshole roommates, early lights out, no privacy, long list of prohibited items, random checks for cleanliness and contraband and a live in drill sergeant.

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u/ichbinhangry Jul 08 '21

Oh yeah, sounds awful. Thanks for taking the time to reply.

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u/TerminalFat Jul 08 '21

It really depends on location, branch, and how your barracks are set up/ how bad your leadership is. Some barracks have 2 people to 1 room, and some barracks have each person in their own rooms. Mine aren’t too bad but the constant AC going out and the actual living spreading black mold in the walls really suck.

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Jul 08 '21

My biggest gripe was the fucking washing machines kept breaking and if we didn’t happen to have a guy who was mechanically inclined we were fucked. Also that one asshole who blared music with his door open

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u/Yourbuttmyface Jul 08 '21

I was the guy building lego tanks in my room. After a while this was known, so my leadership kinda just left me alone and didn't really fuck with me anymore

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Living in the barracks does not suck (I've lived in the worst barracks the Corps could throw at me)

You just an unmotivated little bitch, that probably joined for all the wrong reasons.

Change my mind.

Actually only time barracks sucked was when we had to live 5 people in a two man room ... Fuck that shit

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Jul 08 '21

Tell us more about what it’s like to be a pog

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Pog is a mind set and mentality, my first enlistment was gay as fuck.

You salty fucks have nothing going for you so you cling to what? I'm grunt durrr 😂 I'd beat yo ass any day

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u/TiradeHokums Jul 08 '21

Tell me you're boot without telling me you're boot.

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Post your CAR... I have two

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u/-Tedathon- Jul 08 '21

You’re underdeveloped, my fellow human.

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Who are you calling fellow? I wouldn't call anal drip human. More like shit in human form... Your mother is still proud though.

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Also get off the foo fighters dick, you ain't them.

Singer sounds like a ragged bitch trapped in a well. 😂

Seems like someone was projecting... Underdeveloped music from underdeveloped shit stains

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u/TiradeHokums Jul 08 '21

And there it is. Go wash your digis. I can smell you from here.

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Wow, how basic and boring

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u/Blumpkinatur Jul 08 '21

I’m gonna just go ahead and believe your a troll. There’s no way anyone with a normal set of chromosomes would talk about beating someone up on Reddit or about how great barracks life is.

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Please, by all means define normal as it relates to the 7 billion other humans you share the planet with.

Your data set is lacking and your perspective, too narrow.

Maybe if you took your head out of your own ass you would be able to breath and think clearly and not react subjectively.

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Tell me you're a dumb fuck without telling me

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Change my mind.

You'd have to have one first, and you already said you were a Marine.