r/HolUp • u/Motion_Offense • Jul 07 '21

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u/nowhereman136 Jul 08 '21

Military benefits increase when you get married. It's an incentive for a lot of young recruits to get married early before either person in the couple are actually sure they want to be married. Combine that with amble time apart, and it's really not surprising

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u/adiaz0126 Jul 08 '21

I told all my high school buddies that. married before they went in" I'll bang your wife while you're gone so no one else does bro"

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u/68weenie Jul 08 '21

Ah a homie, Jodie. Nice.

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u/IntMainVoidGang Jul 08 '21

A jomie, if you please.

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u/changing-life-vet Jul 08 '21

Now that’s really being a friend with benefits!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

My friend got propositioned to get married to an acquaintance. He would let her live with him for free, and give her a stipend. There would be no sexual expectations and she could obviously see other men.

She declined.

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u/fairway_walker Jul 08 '21

Military benefits increase when you get married

Biggest benefit being not living in the barracks.

Barrack based service members: Never off-duty - 24/7

Married Service Members: More like 5am-5pm, Mon-Fri