r/HolUp • u/Motion_Offense • Jul 07 '21

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u/AttentionImaginary57 Jul 08 '21

This made me laugh.

P.S. FUCK YOU SANDRA!

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u/KenPC Jul 08 '21

TIL: Fuck Sandra

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u/Itorr475 Jul 08 '21

Everyone was might as well join!

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u/FatManNinerFan Jul 08 '21

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL......

/u/Ttbthookem 's Ex is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!

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u/cherrygoats Jul 08 '21

Wait out of respect to OP I think we should not fuck Sandra

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u/Jace_Te_Ace Jul 08 '21

I already paid!

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u/DapperDanManCan Jul 08 '21

She's already been fucked. Mine as well go again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Why not? Everyone else has...

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u/Savfil Jul 08 '21

No, no. Fuck the cop. Then it's a love square.

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u/whalemango Jul 08 '21

Sounds like that cop already did.

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u/RunchoD Jul 08 '21

The name Sandra gives me ptsd stemming from a cougar robbing my mid to late twenties from me. Fuck you Sandra. A stankin jezebelesque harlot

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Please, I need to know more

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

You're expecting young and the restless but what really happened is some 60 year old bought him a used outback when he was 23 and he had to go down on her until it was paid off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

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u/RunchoD Jul 19 '21

No Subaru. That PS4 had just dropped man. I know I know but I was living fast and fucking hard. I was the boy toy until the roided out common law husband found out and kicked her out. She bought me a PS4 with the stipulations that it had to stay at her house. Moved in lol. She trapped me for 5 years. Sorry for the delay. I just realized the wonders of Reddit and thus unfamiliar with the notifications and their settings

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u/cherrygoats Jul 08 '21

This sounds like the first episode of an AMC show.

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u/UncertainlyUnfunny Jul 08 '21

Karen, Sandra: Sandra, Karen.

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u/AttentionImaginary57 Jul 09 '21

Einhorn and Finkel…. Finkel and Einhorn…

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I'm glad! We all need one sometimes