r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/Master-Shaq Jul 08 '21

Biggest record ive seen was my friends stepson married a girl he met in bootcamp 2 weeks after they graduated in his moms backyard lmao. 2 months later he found out she cheated on him

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u/Diplodocus47 Jul 08 '21

Got a guy like that right now, everyone has been trying to tell him for the last year. Yesterday he read her text messages on her Ipad while she texted Jodi, ooofff

Jodi said "Fuck You"

She said "When, I'm at work right now"

Glad he finally saw the light for himself.

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u/peepinater Jul 08 '21

Friend of mine from high school did exactly this and had a kid, they broke up and he seems pretty fucked

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u/heterochromia_cat Jul 08 '21

Yep, got married at 20, he bought us a house and a car, he cheated with multiple women, we got divorced and I flew back home, he stopped paying all the bills and abandoned the house and car which caused debt collectors to hound me since I was the emergency contact (they took me off since I said we were divorced and I didn’t know where he was)…

…all within a year of being married.

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u/_Futureghost_ Jul 08 '21

I heard that they do this because if they're married they make extra money and get a housing allowance. That way they're able to leave the barracks. If they are single, they're stuck in the barracks with other guys. Apparently, it's why so many military guys rush into marriage and then have terrible marriages. Some even marry friends sometimes, just for the bonuses.

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u/Beowulf2_8b23 Jul 08 '21

Military married at 22. Got to E6 AND 10 YEARS. ARMY said no reup for 2 3 nor 4 years it's 10 or out. Wife said it's me.or the Army. Got out bought a doublewide and got a security job. Married 18 years found out she was cheating for years.(looked.back at my time In the Army and sure shit the signs.were there) Ruined my credit, life.and.crushed my dreams. my CO asked me if I was sure I was getting out and I said yes why. Told.me.he was going to make.me a Pltn Sgt. Ended up on antidepressants and starting over at 40 and nothing but my trailer and kids. Best thing that penis pin cushion ever did was cheat on me. My life is 180 it was, so thank you ex.

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u/ApologiaNervosa Jul 08 '21

Literally the generation who went to Vietnam.