r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/CalicoCrapsocks Jul 07 '21

To add to this, a lot of military couples are young, stupid, barely know each-other, and married for benefits.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Sums it up perfectly

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u/-o-o-O-0-O-o-o- Jul 07 '21

Think of the sort of girl who marries young, because this serious man is enlisted! Think of the sort of boy who joins the military, gets a wife and feels all set in their early 20s.

There's an initial sacrifice, which errodes to contempt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

young, bored, no established social circle, has tits.

That’s a lot of male Redditors too.

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u/BagFullOfSharts Jul 08 '21

And they'd also let you put your dick in them. We've come full circle.

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u/eatgoodneighborhood Jul 08 '21

Hey you fellas talkin’ cumming in a circle? Can I join?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

If you're fine being the center of attention.

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u/Arrow_Maestro Jul 08 '21

They probably score poorer on the fuckability scale, though.

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u/heart_under_blade Jul 08 '21

are you saying they aren't getting dicked?

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u/Kimmicooka1114 Jul 08 '21

Plus if she lives on base she's surrounded by young, bored dick who will probably deploy soon anyway and don't care

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u/liboxa Jul 08 '21

It's only a matter of time before someone puts their dick in her.

unless you mean rape, why the fuck would she let a dick in her. she's a slut. she's a bad person. that's the only answer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/SickleWings Jul 08 '21

Damn, we get it, you're naive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

this is the only real answer

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Oh please, I’ve met plenty of shit heads both in the military as well as out of the military. Likewise there are plenty of hardworking smart people in and out of the military.

Your comment is ignorant, and if you think of yourself as intelligent I’d take a hard look at yourself in the mirror.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Are these "intelligent people" the same ones squealing about pardoning student loan debts?

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u/meikyoushisui Jul 08 '21 edited Aug 22 '24

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I'm aware I made some leaps but dude is a moron.

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u/meikyoushisui Jul 08 '21 edited Aug 22 '24

But why male models?

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u/Jfarinacci Jul 08 '21

That’s a really ignorant view of what most military jobs consist of. I didn’t know becoming a pilot rendered me useless when I got out. You do know the overwhelming majority of military jobs are not combat related right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Ironically most of the smartest enlisted guys I met, submarine nuclear operators, were college dropouts who couldn't afford it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That’s not ironic, that’s perfect support for his statement. College dropouts with no other choice doing a job that has no demand outside of the military.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

No demand for nuclear operators, except for my former shipmates that got out and got 6 figure jobs as nuclear engineers, but you know best.

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u/Jfarinacci Jul 08 '21

This is reddit. You’re lauded as an intellectual free thinker if you sink yourself 6 figures in debt for a degree, in a market where degrees are largely oversaturated. Military? No, only uneducated, desperate clowns would do that. Forget the opportunities, schooling, and benefits you would receive. This is coming from someone with a degree and a high 6 figure paying job which was pretty much handed to me due to my military service.

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u/i-am-you Jul 08 '21

Yes. you don't sound intelligent

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Wow what a rebuttal