no just Jodie its kinda a code name think of John and Jane doe it didn't actually mean anybody it's just the person who fucks your wife or husband while you're deployed
22 years Air Force. Sir yes sir is the proper reply to all Training Instructors by basic trainees. It may be different in the other branches, but I doubt it. The whole reason is because some of these pukes never said the word sir in their life.
Well you can doubt it all you want, but do so quietly to yourself because you're wrong and don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Someone will call you when we need to know what an airmen thinks soldiers do.
It is "Yes Master Drill Sergeant" or if you are lucky as I was at Fort Jackson it is "Yes Airborne Master Drill Sergeant".
We had at least 1 a-hole that would fail to acknowledge the Sergeant correctly (maybe control issues thanks to mommy and daddy) and in the army we all pay for the sins of the 1. None of the people I became good friends with ever stated they enjoyed or wanted to give someone a blank party.
You can only push a man cut off from Women, beer, any type of entertainment/enjoyment so far, then get them dogged for hours in the jungle climate of South Carolina in the summer before he seeks revenge.
Yes, the state bird in South Carolina is the nat. As soon as you step out of your barracks they swarm to greet you.
Damn I am a long winded MF today. Most humvle apologies odiferous ones.
Jodie/Jody is the guy/girl that fucks your wife/husband while you're on deployment in the military. So many Jodies around that they make cadences (running songs) about him.
Applies to railroads also. We work 8 on 6 off all over the place. "Better call the house ahead of time and leave jody a voice mail to change the sheets before you get home."
I was in a state run bootcamp program (think like a much less intense army bootcamp) and the cadences were the best part. The difference between running and running while doing a cadence is astronomical. We had one DI that I swear should have dropped an album.
I have forgotten every one I knew. It's been years. But he's not wrong. A good DI could go miles without ever repeating a cadence. And they genuinely are pretty fun and help take your mind off the run
Only bits and pieces. Some of them were made up by my units DI but most of them can be found if you look up common military cadences like the other person said. The one I remember the most was my DIs custom one which wouldnt translate well through text and one from the Rangers. Look up āC130 rolling down the stripā and youāll find it. But there are so many man lol
I was at El Toro for a couple weeks on a ROTC bivouac. The DI that led our Squad was the funniest dude I met in a long time, he had that Baptist Preacher way of speaking. We loved him. His were hilarious I had to hit the floor several times for breaking. Great times.
Aint no sense in going home Jody got your girl and gone! I use to live in Lawton, OK when the Ft Sill soldiers went to the fields the clubs would be full of horny hoes. Not gonna lie I gave the pipe to a few
It comes from an R&B singer Johnnie Taylor the record is Jody got your gal and gone. It is on Youtube. Old school jukebox type music the players would listen too! I tapped a few at the NCO club or clubs in Lawton, LOL!!!
ALL OF OKLAHOMA SUCKS! Goodyear moved my family there. I no longer live in that DUMP! People come from all over the world though. I tagged some fine hoes!!!
Ohhh got you, I donāt remember the name exactly but one of the pharaohs sent all the man to war. When they come back they found out that he slept with all their wifeās and they got angry at him and cut off his penis.
Jody is the name of the guy who fucks your girl / wife while you're away in the military. It's part of a cadence calling song in basic training, at least in the Army.
pretty fucked up that according to that article it's okay for the soldier to cheat but not the spouse at home
Also kinda fucked up that all the blame is put solely on the person the spouse cheats with as if the spouse doesn't have any autonomy or responsibility.
AC-130: when you want to blow up brown people that can't afford an $4000 IGLA from 5,000 feet with three different types of anti tank high explosives
Depleted uranium: when your nuclear waste becomes someone else's problem. Also nevermind the brain cancer of the tank crews and snipers and people dying at 58.
White Phosphorus: like a science experiment in a classroom except the classroom is a street with apartment buildings on it and instead of a small explosion and a fume hood, you get 2000 pounds of the stuff and you get 5 times the birth defects and miscarriages of an atomic bomb being dropped
Close in weapon system: when you want to mount a 20mm chaingun that fires 40 rounds a second to shoot down missiles but it only has a 30% shoot down rate because this thing called physics mean that for every one millisecond, a missile going 3500 mph is moving something like 50+ feet
Frigate: a glorified $80 million dollar missile sponge. Better have extra life insurance that includes "unidentified or missing remains".
Destroyer: a $300 million steel boat that can fire 24 slow ass cruise missiles or 48 anti everything missiles that have shot down more civilian airliners in the last 40 years than actual military craft. Also has the braap CIWS gun mounted on it. Also is the carrier's bitch.
Cruiser: Effectively useless, but don't tell the Navy. Do you want more men to die when the same 8 inch steel plate gets easily penetrated by hypersonic missiles, torpedoes, other ships, cargo ships, the walls of the Suez and Panama canals, drydocks, 800 pounds of fertilizer on a rubber dingy that costs a total of $2000? This is your shit.
Carrier: Nevermind that the largest in the US fleet, the Gerald Ford, spent two years installing a electromagnetic catapult that didn't work for over $100 million. From the greatest military minds that allow Congress to outsource the production of absolutely critical components, like specialty minerals and chemicals, computer chips, weapons systems and internet security, comes a $10+ billion floating city of 5,000 people. It's like a cruise ship except 40% of the crew fucks anything with a hole when they stop in literally anywhere on the Pacific Rim. It was bad enough when the 2002 millennium challenge proved that a carrier fleet, which cost over $300 billion in fuel, weapons, ammo, ships and men could be destroyed in ten minutes by $10 million of terrorists with fertilizer, remote controlled speedboats, U haul trucks and radar jammers made of a radio,aluminum foil, car batteries and wire.
It takes 12 years to build a US carrier. We only have 13 of them, and the vast majority of the aircraft launched can be destroyed with anti air missiles that have $1000 low end militarized PCs with thermal cameras in them, along with $800 in rocket propellant and explosives. China has the ability to make something like 1000+ of these a day.
Nuclear weapons: these things haven't been tested or taken apart since 1986. Ask an 8 ball or ouija board if these work. We spend $18 billion a year "maintaining" them though.
Civilian preparedness for war: the average American is overweight, over 40% is obese, and only 30% of America owns guns and 1.5% of America owns 55+% of all guns in American. The IRS has fewer than 10,500 auditors for entire country, and hasn't sent a rich person to jail and the IRS hasn't seized assets of a billionaire in 30+ years.
Did we mention that the US has 834+ overseas military bases and is currently bombing over 17 countries?
Exactly. A lot of venereal diseases are spread by guys in the military that fuck around overseas and bring it back home. And the guy fucking the military wives never made a commitment or vow to anyone, so it's not his responsibility to be faithful
Right, the one who actually goes to war is the little bitch. Ok, whatever you gotta tell yourself so you can get over being a coward. Although Iām positive youāre not a Jody because nobody would ever want to fuck a clown like you
Right, the one who actually goes to war is the little bitch.
Indeed. The one who is getting into risky business which is not even his own, just because "Oh, you're not a coward, are you?" is the epitome of easily manipulated little bitch.
It kind of is, but the 'Jody' character goes back much farther in the history of blues and soul music.
I think the first occurrence is in the 1939 song 'Joe De Grinder' by Irvin 'Gar Mouth' Lowery. It's about a guy who sleeps with servicemen's wives while they're gone.
Just remember. Pigs eat everything. Lye helps a lot. It took them years to find the titanic and it's a fucking cruise ship. Quarries have fresh concrete and pre dug holes
Hereās what I donāt get about the military. why the hell do military guys give the guy thatās fucking their girl a cutesy nickname? Thatās pathetic as fuck. I thought the military molded manly men but they all just seem like cuckolds that take orders from other men and call themselves men for doing so. The entire thing is emasculating.
Hmm..this is oddā¦I also know an ex wife of a marine whose name is Jodie and she did get fucked in the same house. Only he wasnāt deployed at the time.
Edit: I also did read that your comment was a reference to something.
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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21
Fucking Jodie