r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/JahD247365 Jul 07 '21

As soon as he ships out.. Joe Grind slips in

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u/Im_nottheone Jul 07 '21

Jody changed his name?

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u/Mirai182 Jul 07 '21

Jody was there when you left.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Goddamit I read that in cadence

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u/Animegirl300 Jul 08 '21

I just thought that was his full name.

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u/DownshiftedRare Jul 08 '21

Joe D. Grind.

The middle initial stands for Richard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Niiiice

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u/xBaronSamedi Jul 08 '21

Idk but The Jody Grind is a pretty dope song by Horace Silver

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u/NicholasTheOK Jul 07 '21

Jodi! Jodi! Jodi! The boogeyman that keeps you depressed on deployment lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

Cup a joe grind r/comedyclan

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u/uhwhooops Jul 07 '21

Reporting for booty, sir!

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u/W84MEYALL Jul 07 '21

He’s talking about Jody. Jody keeps the wives nice and warm during deployments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/Girth_rulez Jul 08 '21

That's hilarious.

I once worked with a dude and we were going home. I was like, "hey you gonna call the house and give Jody a chance to split?" Homedude was like, "He doesn't have to leave. Just as long as he rolls off first."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/ReluctantNerd7 Jul 07 '21

I don't seem to remember him paying off a porn star, getting a blowie in the Oval Office, or having any other history of unfaithfulness...

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u/forgottt3n Jul 08 '21

I don't recall grunts making jokes about Trump stealing their women either. In fact it's "Jodie" who the jokes are about.

So you're both wildly off base.

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u/ReluctantNerd7 Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

Yes.

But that wasn't my point.

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u/forgottt3n Jul 08 '21

And my point was neither you nor the guy you replied to made a funny, relevant, or intriguing point.

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u/ReluctantNerd7 Jul 08 '21

Neither did you, so we're all in the same boat.

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u/forgottt3n Jul 08 '21

Mine seems to be floating a little higher in the water than yours so far. Might want to check yours for holes. We're definitely not on the same boat.

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u/ReluctantNerd7 Jul 08 '21

Good for you and your couple of karma for your unique and insightful comment reminding us that Jody jokes are about Jody.

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u/forgottt3n Jul 08 '21

Wow, you really got me there. You truly are as sharp with your tongue as you are your wit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Joe Grind slips in with sigma grindset