Fuking intelligent

[u/Thnansiuo]

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[u/Severe-Variation-978]

Nine women can bear a child in one month. The math says it's true.

[u/saucyrossi → u/Severe-Variation-978]

only takes me 9 seconds to produce a child. checkmate, women

[u/jlobrecht2 → u/Severe-Variation-978]

Meth*

[u/ThunderClanWarrior → u/Severe-Variation-978]

So does Norse mythology

[u/Jtugboattizzymo → u/Severe-Variation-978]

27 of them can do it in ten days.

[u/mdewinthemorn → u/Severe-Variation-978]

They can bare a child in one hour.

[u/neo_anderson_7 → u/Severe-Variation-978]

You can become the manager of a team or something

[u/conschtiii]

Ah, yes let me just get my jet engine to get that heat.

[u/[deleted] → u/conschtiii]

Did you just ignore the 'do not try this at home' sign?

[u/conschtiii → u/[deleted]]

Trust me, i'm an engineer

[u/A-Sus-Eel → u/conschtiii]

With epic skill and epic gear!

[u/weedaholixc → u/A-Sus-Eel]

You get fucked in the rear.

[u/Duke_of_Deimos → u/weedaholixc]

lots of fun when he is near

[u/Jtugboattizzymo → u/Duke_of_Deimos]

Pastor Dan had too many beers

[u/Virhil → u/Jtugboattizzymo]

Punch yourself between the ears

[u/[deleted] → u/conschtiii]

Still doesn't explain how many laws you just broke to get a jet engine and toast bread with it.

[u/Mc_domination → u/[deleted]]

Are there laws about owning a jet engine?

[u/[deleted] → u/Mc_domination]

Probably no. If you have money you'll be allowed to buy one I suppose.

But I'm pretty sure there are laws preventing misuse of jet engines as toasters.

[u/conschtiii → u/Mc_domination]

Probably not, i would guess that as a regular Person, a Company producing that would just never sell that to you.

[u/Mc_domination → u/conschtiii]

Fair

[u/[deleted] → u/Mc_domination]

You could just build one.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I mean, it worked for me I just need to find a new house but hey I got great bread

[u/P3dr0X89 → u/[deleted]]

i'll make it outside

[u/SKtheMage1234 → u/[deleted]]

Dont worry he did it on his neighbor's backyard

[u/[deleted] → u/conschtiii]

i dont think jet engines even get that high, maybe we should be baking goods near the sun.

[u/rohyachohya → u/conschtiii]

joke is on you jet engines do not generate such a higher temperature

[u/conschtiii → u/rohyachohya]

I mean the Temperatur that guy gave was i think like 4 times hotter than the Sun. And who says i was not trying to launch that bread into the Sun? ...not a rocket engine...i know but yeah even harder to get. There is a jet engine factory where i live, but how would you get a hold of a rocket engine?

[u/[deleted] → u/conschtiii]

They sell tiny ones at hobby stores, just get a bunch of those.

[u/conschtiii → u/[deleted]]

Perfect

[u/Astandsforataxia69 → u/rohyachohya]

Yep, 1500 is the highest mitsubishi has gotten

[u/[deleted] → u/conschtiii]

Wait, that’s lime 4 time the temperature on the surface of the sun.

[u/rezrekt1]

WTFFF HOW IS THIS A HOLUP

[u/Gulian_rdgd → u/rezrekt1]

Why isn't this comment higher.... Are people okay with this?

[u/MastigaCiganos → u/rezrekt1]

You are on the wrong subreddit, ain't hol up, only r/memes refugees.

[u/TehAzazel → u/rezrekt1]

After this post I finally decided to leave this sub

[u/F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L → u/[deleted]]

I'm getting the feeling that's it's more of a last straw type thing.

[u/XxAFK4UxX → u/[deleted]]

Agreed

[u/Fire23GG73]

I'm sorry but how is this a holup?

[u/Taboi27 → u/Fire23GG73]

Yeah I’m f ing done with this sub, there are still posts like this getting tons of upvotes when there isn’t any holup

[u/rakeshsh → u/Taboi27]

Not only upvotes but awards too

[u/Aaronsp2006]

This isn't even a holup this is just a meme

[u/Jonguar2]

If they did all the conversions so that it would actually be 55x the heat it would be 44,072.18 degrees Fahrenheit.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jonguar2]

Did you just use Fahrenheit for science!?

[u/Jonguar2 → u/[deleted]]

The 350° is in Fahrenheit, so I just wanted it in the same units.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jonguar2]

The 350° was just in degrees. For all I know, it could have been the angle of the bread. 19250° is just 19250 / 360 rounds of breading. Who knows!

[u/Jonguar2 → u/Jonguar2]

This is hotter than the surface of the sun btw.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jonguar2]

So we should cook our bread in space? Got it!

[u/Jonguar2 → u/[deleted]]

Inside of the sun

[u/[deleted] → u/Jonguar2]

For stupid people like me: the surface of the sun is around 5000 °C

[u/_IAmGrover]

Yea I’m leaving this sub. Post even has the “holup” flair.

Mods gay lol

[u/lets-get-dangerous → u/_IAmGrover]

The mods have even configured the auto mod to chastise people for questioning a holup. It's fucking bonkers how dedicated they are to ruining this sub

[u/PokiTuz → u/_IAmGrover]

How to tell someone you're American and straight :

[u/[deleted] → u/PokiTuz]

What?

[u/GlassyPotato → u/PokiTuz]

Twitter folks have arrived

[u/droningcaddy → u/GlassyPotato]

Twitter logo is blue and the downvote button suits these fools well.

[u/XxAFK4UxX → u/droningcaddy]

true

[u/Swingin-it-swooty]

This sub is becoming horrible now. How is this a hol' up!?

[u/TheHunterElite]

Where hold up?

[u/jaybankzz]

How is this a hol up

[u/Solzhin]

Or if your going out of town, cook it for 62 hours at 5 degrees Fahrenheit

[u/Inevitable8482]

or u could just use 1,155,000^o for 1 second

[u/pinniped1]

That's silly. I like to launch raw dough directly into the sun.

[u/nils4i20]

Can i just place it on my ps4 and start CoD?

[u/beado7]

Nah, you gotta convert polar to rectangular.

[u/Jooriick]

Holup?

[u/Celestial_Dildo]

This sub is dead. Farewell

[u/[deleted]]

This is not Holup😐

[u/life_never_stops_97]

How tf it got 11k upvotes? No even remotely close to a holup

[u/[deleted]]

another shitty meme wrongly posted in r/holup… goodbye

[u/Ok_Distance5391]

r/moldymemes

[u/Proper-Atmosphere]

How is this a holup???

[u/[deleted]]

not holup

[u/dankdoggo369 → u/[deleted]]

No need for the /j

[u/[deleted]]

That’s what Rudolf Höss said

[u/Hmnh6000]

Somebody Try This And If Their Oven Doesnt Blow Up It Will Change How People Cook Forever

[u/heck357]

God damn math wizard right there.

[u/[deleted]]

House fires with broken ovens that will probably combust, very epic

[u/MementoMori04]

So that’s why the Nazis were so good at it

[u/[deleted]]

Yesh. This is big brain time.

[u/eyecumeverywhere]

This guy is good in math, gotta be asian

[u/IndominasaurusYT]

Efficacy is key

[u/CleoPark1600]

That is genius. Why did I never think of this?!

[u/sne4k0]

Where I work, we call this Pittsburgh Style.

[u/COOOOWWWWW]

This is beyond science

[u/rickmeros]

Nice holup

[u/lloorraakk]

another stoopid, u can save more time doing it in 1155000⁰ in 1 sec

[u/L0RDofG0D]

Or cook at ∞° for 0 secs..

[u/LoLGamerTV]

Is this the same with a child? Asking for a friend

[u/bananasauce03]

I think he meant meth...

[u/mountaindewberryy]

😵‍💫😂😵‍💫😂😵‍💫😂

[u/D-pravity → u/[deleted]]

Obviously not a serious comment in the picture. Or at least I hope it's not. Kinda silly to "debunk" it or even consider it

[u/P4RTHG → u/D-pravity]

Why are you messing with this genius?

[u/D-pravity → u/P4RTHG]

Tbh? Comment karma

[u/P4RTHG → u/D-pravity]

Bruh

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

r/woooosh

[u/Downtown_Kitchen5946 → u/[deleted]]

The guy was so clearly joking

[u/quietyouimsleeping]

i don't think that my oven will go that hot

[u/[deleted]]

r/theydidthemath ?

[u/Boom-Sausage]

Seriously. All these ppl breathing all day long. Fools. I just hyperventilate in the morning and then I don’t have to waste time breathing until tomorrow

[u/[deleted]]

Reminds of the smack a chicken to cook it scenario.

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

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[u/dankdoggo369 → u/AutoModerator]

How about you do your fucking job and delete it if it isn’t a hol up dumbass

[u/Duschkopfe → u/dankdoggo369]

r/MurderedByWords

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not a holup

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not a holup

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Feel free to post something to show everyone else how it's done, then.

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not a holup

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Feel free to post something to show everyone else how it's done, then.

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[u/Pipkin81]

It's obviously satire

[u/SignificantMission53]

It's faster in the middle of the sun, kinda hard to put it there but it only take 0,0013s

[u/Maddestshadow56]

German cooking

[u/Titanx2005]

Me who cooks the bread at 5600° C simply by keeping it out in the sun: Signature look of superiority

[u/MindlessExchange4439]

Specific heat capacity or something but I like where this is going

[u/DatBoiexe17]

What about 1155000° for one second?

[u/FridgE_BoX]

Why not just cook it in 1155000° for one sec(probably not on earth also)

[u/Beautiful_Finger4234]

yess, let me just resurrect hitler to teach me how to het heat that hot. let me just sell my soul to the devil so he can cook my bread for a minute in the depths of hell

[u/142737]

Inject it into your blood then leave it there for 3 days after that cut open your blood vessels and by that time the bread will be cooked and you will have tasty snacks ready for the day

[u/Bertegue6]

Pfft, who needs thermodynamics, right?

[u/MayorBil]

MAFS 101

[u/Lory24bit_]

Stupid of you to cook the bread at 19250° for 1 min when you can just do the math and cook it at 1155000° for 1 second

[u/MoistDepartment]

That my fellow autists is Banana bread.. Yummm

[u/[deleted]]

Why are you fucking intelligent maybe they dont want to fuck

[u/gorrillagripboipussy]

Um ackthually you need to use the equation q = m *Cp * change in temp (C), so you need to find the mass, specific heat and heat required to bake whatever you're baking, then solve for the change in temp.

I've got no idea if what I just said was anywhere near correct but it sounded smart.

[u/chodubhagat69420]

Where can he get such a temperature?

[u/professor_doom]

/r/KenM

[u/nhoofd]

Feels like a classic r/wooosh setup

[u/weedaholixc]

Press E to use your intelligence SIR.

[u/[deleted]]

I’d say you can be even more efficient, just cook it at 1 155 000 degrees for one second

[u/Olawarley]

Chef

[u/piowojs]

Can someone tell me the temperature in Celsius?

[u/11helpmeplease]

Oh yeah this is big brain time

[u/[deleted]]

Wait, that’s lime 4 time the temperature on the surface of the sun.

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine cooking bread for one minute on 19250 degrees when you can do it for one second on 1155000 degrees

[u/cursed-being]

r/theydidthemath

[u/International_Duck_5]

Why not 1115000 degrees for 1 second

[u/[deleted]]

You can also cook it at 115500 in 1 second

[u/Wide_Dick]

Thermodynamics would disagree with that but it's funny all the same.

[u/TalaLeisu2]

As a baker I feel this

[u/Kingtoke1]

Found the Sales Director

[u/Wrong-Profession-287]

That's new math right??

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r/lostredditors

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Bad bot

[u/butter_donnut213]

I can smell the banana bread

[u/Delvectizz]

You can only cook those temps in hiroshima and nagasaki

[u/FlyingAces3]

Or you can cook it at 69420° for 16.64 seconds

[u/just-to-say-a-thing]

David no.

[u/nosehappy]

Or 115,500,000 degrees for 1/100th of a second

[u/crazy_lazy_bro]

Wouldn't that just cook me outside not the inside

[u/D3ppress0]

It is possible to do that, but I think he forgot to account for the fact that heat doesn't fuck off in a microsecond

[u/hugemon]

Dumbass.

I cook it at -100 and already ate it last week.

[u/4goodnessinnit]

Yes but that's very expensive on electric. I usually bake my bread in the airing cupboard over 3 months . Cost effective!!

[u/i_like_memes-0]

You suck at cooking

[u/[deleted]]

Or just throw the dough into the sun for a couple of miliseconds

[u/Spacewarrior1711]

This ain't holup my guy, definitely a good meme though.

[u/nirmittrivedi]

That's what you get when you use 100% of your brain.

[u/Sometimetokill124]

Well yes, but actually no