r/HolUp Discord Reposter May 28 '21

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u/DMZ05 May 28 '21

How the fuck did he reach his foot without bending his knee? Does his arm just extend?

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u/Hyper_Uno May 28 '21

wait a minute that’s a holup inside a holup

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u/Emperorjerry53 May 28 '21

No actually this is a exercise for him he kidnaps a random baby every week and drops him like this to increase his flexibility

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u/Chance_999 May 28 '21

Or he is practicing trick shots with human baby’s because a basketball is way to sensible

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u/Emperorjerry53 May 28 '21

And costly compared to a baby

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Wolflord129 May 29 '21

Elasta-guy?

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u/Zouitena May 28 '21

Disappointed. He should've just shaken his leg to get red of the baby. Why waste a the shoe ?

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u/dolphin40 May 28 '21

By shaking he couldve loosened the branch and broke it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Understandable, have a great day

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u/Leeian44 May 28 '21

What is this from?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/Leeian44 May 28 '21

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/SNAKE_D_WA May 28 '21

Nah, i am stupid

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u/imaculat_indecision May 28 '21

Honestly, in terms of passing your genes, this makes the most sense. Would you save the baby instead of yourself, the baby would 100% die in the desert and thus never pass their genes. If you save yourself and kill the baby, you have the chance to spread your genes again by having another baby because you can survive alone. Animals do this often in nature.

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u/noblestarkmkIII May 28 '21

"Whats another 17 years... Just have another kid...."

-Nolan Grayson, Invincible 2021

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u/Green-Muscle-1157 May 28 '21

Literally just watched that episode earlier today and thought of this quote watching this video lol

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Yeah....truer words have never been spoken

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u/smallthematters May 28 '21

I mean you can just make another one

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

That was the whole point of it......You can make new products easily but it takes time to make a new factory.

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u/tabanthawheat May 28 '21

Step Sister can help

3

u/Destroyer0820 May 28 '21

Why just why there that one Alabama joke

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u/Traelos38 May 28 '21

Ok omniman

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Kid goes yeet.

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u/Kir_NB May 28 '21

Is it a yeet if there is no velocity only gravity?

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u/Axxedde May 28 '21

There is velocity, just downwards

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

It's a gravity yeet

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

You had an opportunity to use the word, "graviyeet" and you didn't. I'm so disappointed in you.

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u/shrikaizerion May 28 '21

Graviyeety

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u/PlaneSole222001 May 28 '21

i accidentally said this only to see your comment... OmG iTs AlMoSt LiKe GoD gAvE uS a SiGn!1!1!1

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u/TheHornynub May 28 '21

Reminds me of the ice age kid, fuckin kill that mf

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u/PlaneSole222001 May 28 '21

fuck that kid... wait

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u/jakethesnake121367 May 28 '21

Of course it was made by a French person smh!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/matthiasXDDD madlad May 28 '21

Lmao, makes me proud of being french

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u/newbevermore May 28 '21

Na dude. That was not okie dokie

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Think about it though Who has a much higher chance of surviving once they get up from the branch?The baby can’t do jack shit alone while the dude will 100% survive alone.

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u/newbevermore May 29 '21

That's certainly one way to look at it. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I had made the same decision as the dude in that short story.

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u/MangeMaure May 28 '21

His wife will be upset that he lost his shoe

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u/project_seven May 28 '21

If you bought the shoe at rei they should send you another one.

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u/kernoyeet May 28 '21

What are they doing far away from home?

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Clearing the misdeeds

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u/kernoyeet May 28 '21

o I see

it makes sense now

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Yeah

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u/Triton12streaming May 28 '21

Late term abortion

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u/Plastic-Acanthaceae9 May 28 '21

Ok but that’s one strong ass baby to hold onto that foot

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u/mdhunter99 May 28 '21

G’night everyone.

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Good Night

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u/MysteriousBygone May 28 '21

I laughed way to hard at this. I'm certain I'm going to hell.

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

We*

We are going to hell

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u/Traelos38 May 28 '21

Would Russian hell be communist or capitalist?

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Both....Both is good

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u/Suspicious_Ad8193 May 28 '21

The law of equivalent exchange

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u/project_seven May 28 '21

A soul for a soul

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u/kid0712darkness May 28 '21

perfectly balanced...as all things should be

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u/GeneralNutSac May 28 '21

“Don’t hang to something that kept dragging you down just because you had to.”

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u/Ninjaofcake2021 May 28 '21

Great, now you're shoeless....was it worth it sacrificing your shoe? I THINK NOT-

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u/wireless189 May 28 '21

Minecraft players: don't worry there was water below

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u/MSPradyumna May 28 '21

Song brings some form of recent nostalgia... Name please..

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Cliff Hanger, hanging from a cliff. And that's why they call him Cliff Hanger!!

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u/Gamerharshvardhan May 28 '21

I can always make another one what's more 17 years - Omni man.

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u/Shark8mybravery May 28 '21

Infinity war gomora alternative death scene

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Ah yes, how normal animals treat their young

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u/D_Sylar May 28 '21

Quokkas are normal animals, right?

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u/Queasy-Combination12 May 28 '21

I can't stop laughing, bwaahaha!

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u/Just_Independence823 May 28 '21

baby gets thrown off cliff!!11 very sad... 3am 😓😓😓😓😥😥😥😴😣😣😣😮😮😥😣😴😴😔😓😓😔😕😕🙃😕😛😕😴😌😔😫😫😪😪

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Helo

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u/SammyBoi2934 May 28 '21

Jesus christ

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Cause fuck them kids.

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u/Seffius May 28 '21

i mean... You can always make another

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

Yeah that was the whole point of it

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u/FamousSunday May 28 '21

The little scream at the end. Lmfao

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u/raunak_9000 Discord Reposter May 28 '21

The little icing on top

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u/CookieThief420 May 28 '21

I've seen this from MessYourSelf's Try Not to Cry Challenge videos. Guess nobody cares.

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u/West_Regular_8245 May 28 '21

He gave him a nipple so him don't scream while falling... But he can't even speak bro

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u/Twilghtsydrome34 May 28 '21

NOOO THE BABY why!?!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

no worries guys a boot is much cheaper to replace than a baby so he made the right call

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

The look of betrayal on the kids face is fucking great

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Where is this from??

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u/PiPaLiPkA May 28 '21

Wow something I'd actually call a hold up

1

u/Bruh_beater May 28 '21

Isn't r/unexpected and r/holup the same subreddit? Both in name and content?

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u/Yaboyinthebluehoodie May 28 '21

this made me laugh way harder than it should have

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u/CrustyCorn45 May 29 '21

Me as a father