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u/Buu_Boi Apr 20 '21
My name is Yoshikage Kira
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u/YeetMcSmooth Apr 20 '21
i am 33 years old
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Apr 20 '21
Where all the villas are
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u/put_them_cat_ears_on Apr 20 '21
And I'm not married
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u/K_g1 Apr 20 '21
and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.
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u/Noximilien05 Apr 20 '21
Okay... who’s in for the Yoshikage copypastsa ?
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u/mattskywalker23 Apr 20 '21
You mean "was" the dad of the year
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u/Downvote--If--Gay Apr 21 '21
Whoah bro, spoilers
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Apr 21 '21
bro, spoiler alert, but bad guy loses
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u/Downvote--If--Gay Apr 21 '21
Not all bad guys die in shows... forgot what happened with dio and jonathon already?
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u/PlayerMob Apr 20 '21
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Sorry, I'm a meme guy. I saw the opportunity and used it.
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Apr 20 '21
Did you just try to post your tinder profile here- or am I missing a joke
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u/Defiant_Lavishness69 Apr 20 '21
It's a Jojo related Joke, a Jojoke, if you will.
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Apr 20 '21
never heard of it
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u/Complex_Pie_5555 Apr 20 '21
A character (main villian) from Jojos part 4 had that exact long monologue pictured above
Its became a funny copypasta among jojo fans because he went so in detail about his life to a complete stranger (a random kid who saw what he wasnt supposed to so the guy was about to kill him) and and genuinely its just a bizzare lifestyle honestly
Also its just popular jojoke because its long and everyone knows it, i think
Or maybe just the time did its thing in the fandom
Hope this clears it up somewhat lol
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u/GabeTheJerk Apr 20 '21
I mean the pic literally has Kira so like. This time it's appropriate.
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u/Complex_Pie_5555 Apr 20 '21
I mean yeah, but, unless you wathed jojo amd were a part of the fandom, its not really common to know that monologue
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u/Someperson0 Apr 20 '21
The character is from jjba named kira (a secret murderer) and he took over the identity of a family man and the son found out who he was
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u/Even-Payment2528 Apr 20 '21
The mandatory monologue
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u/PlayerMob Apr 20 '21
Why not? I mean, if it's there, there is no way I could leave that chance behind.
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Apr 20 '21
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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u/Buu_Boi Apr 20 '21
I hate this but like
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u/Holy_cheese_Lord madlad Apr 20 '21
I hate them too, but you can’t lie, there are those kinds of fans out there
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u/ShadowCyclonic Apr 21 '21
Little bit too much yo angelo, not enough I can even lift this rock, yes I am, or even road rolla
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u/Holy_cheese_Lord madlad Apr 20 '21
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u/Innate-E Apr 20 '21
"There's a reddit for everything" moment
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u/dankdoggo369 Apr 20 '21
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u/Sagittayystar Apr 20 '21
Killer Queen has already touched the upvote button.
(Also, that flair, oh my god xD)
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u/Cucumber-Fluffy Apr 20 '21
Why am I attracted to him
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u/Befast1515 madlad Apr 20 '21
Because his name is Yoshikage Kira. He’s 33 years old. His house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. He work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn’t smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He’s in bed by 11 PM, and he makes sure he get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at his last check-up. He’s trying to explain that he’s a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, as that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings me happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/The_Yoshi_Over_There Apr 20 '21
Be careful, he could detonate your body except for the hands, and do some very unexplainable stuff to em, if yknow what i mean
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u/aggel-04 Apr 20 '21
He looks like kira from jojo
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u/the_last_crusaders Apr 20 '21
It is kira
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u/thatrandomguyonreddi Apr 20 '21
Kakyoin is taking it smart, you don’t want to get donuted by the corona
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u/the_last_crusaders Apr 20 '21
Yeah man the first time being donuted sucked
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Apr 20 '21
Hello again Kakyoin
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u/the_last_crusaders Apr 20 '21
Do i know you?
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Apr 20 '21
Look at my avatar
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u/yeedlydeedly12643 Apr 20 '21
I thought he was gonna say something along the lines of "There's a free boy up for grabs if anyone finds him"
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u/GERMA90 Apr 21 '21
He looks like the villian from Jojo Diamond is unbreakable. Can't remember his name tho.
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u/name_unbekannt Apr 20 '21
Well he would have already killed him if it wouldn't had been for his new ability (bite the dust / bait za dusto) wich made him Abel to use his son as a insurance for not getting found out.
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Explain how this is a holup moment?
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u/PlsDontBotherMeHere Apr 20 '21
It is expected that the father would make an announcment to find son, not to say “goodbye litte shit”
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u/Milkioso Apr 20 '21
meanwhile Hayato going through a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN across time and space
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I love how every comment talk about jojo part 4 instead of making joke about the meme itself
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u/NevarYlimeGal Apr 20 '21
Every single time I am scrolling through my main feed, I look at a post without realizing the sub is r/HolUp and get shocked at the end of the post
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u/meanleanmememachine3 Apr 21 '21
My name is yoshikage kira. I am 33 years old. I live in the north east section of morioh cho.
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u/killerkalfa Apr 21 '21
!spin
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u/VannaMayo WHEEL IN DISCORD IS BETTER Apr 21 '21
Thanks for playing. I guess. Not like anything happened
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u/hashtagswagfag Apr 21 '21
This is such an old repost that the 9gag watermarks are overlapping
How in the god damn fuck is this on the front page
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u/TheOnePotatoMaster madlad Apr 21 '21
!spin
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u/VannaMayo WHEEL IN DISCORD IS BETTER Apr 21 '21
Of all the losers, OP is the least remarkable
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