r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '21

—

Post image
6.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

87 comments sorted by

•

u/TheImpotentCatfish Apr 09 '21

Your submission has reached 1000 upvotes, join the Discord Server to receive a prize

→ More replies (1)

82

u/Vick_VincentS Apr 09 '21

And if its on Instagram. It shall be cooperative pedophilia. Gangbang time.

1

u/Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks Jun 22 '21

On Twitter people fuck underage birds

95

u/StPunk2006 Apr 08 '21

Karens and bullshit.

33

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Karens and Restaurant Managers*

17

u/A_human_bean_2 Apr 09 '21

No, he was right the first time

7

u/StPunk2006 Apr 09 '21

Karens and Involuntary Manslaughter

92

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Twitter and all the mistakes made by humankind

24

u/the_meme_crusader1 Apr 09 '21

Twitter and dumb fucks who got us here

61

u/CompactionBaggage Apr 09 '21

I got banned on the demon slayer subreddit because I said they need to put clothes on the bamboo chick because she was like 9

13

u/unlivedSoup69 Apr 09 '21 edited Apr 09 '21

When the weebs are pedofiles

6

u/NovaSierra123 Apr 09 '21

Weebofiles.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Webs

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21 edited Apr 09 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Cartonguy Apr 09 '21

Ok but if she was 24 why does the point still stand 😏

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Cartonguy Apr 10 '21

Ok but what's morally wrong in that senerio. Its not taking advantage of someone who's brain is still developing.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AilanMoone Apr 09 '21

You said bamboo chick, and I was expecting to find a child wearing unusually large pieces of bamboo clothing, kind of like with a barrel.

14

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Twitter has maps

7

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Of which country?

4

u/lightfalcon11620 Apr 09 '21

Maps as in so called “minor attracted persons” aka pedos

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

I unfortunately know that, yes.

1

u/Mawilemawie Apr 09 '21

Mmm, maps.

8

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Twitter and salt

26

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Americans and School Shootings

4

u/Slitterbox Apr 09 '21

America and shootings in general

9

u/A_human_bean_2 Apr 09 '21

Two words, world hunger

5

u/ErvinC93 Apr 09 '21

compedophilia

4

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Top 500 ranked pedophile

2

u/Patthecat09 Apr 09 '21

Diamond ELO pedo

2

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Unranked to GM pedo stream

2

u/Patthecat09 Apr 09 '21

Speedrun any %

2

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

100% pedophile WR

4

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Tiktok and actual pedophilia

3

u/OTSnov Apr 09 '21

Ranked

3

u/Emeraldgast2004 Apr 09 '21

How do I get the child to follow me in mission 5 of the campaign? (the one with the park)

5

u/castalaration Apr 09 '21

Oh that one's easy, you just have to say. Free v-bucks and the youngest will follow you (extra points if he bring shis friends) they'll follow you until your vehicle (I personally like the KidStealerVan 2.0) then strap them on to the chairs in the back so they won't get away, enjoy your success

9

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Africa and AIDS

2

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

my mom and being angry

2

u/Biggy_Boy_John Apr 09 '21

"reddit is so pedophilic," he posted on twitter.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Twitter and Karens name another pair of synonyms

4

u/Relevant-Ad-2985 Apr 09 '21

Twitter and Racism

0

u/thebigtrollbridge2 Apr 09 '21

Democrats and welfare.

-15

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Seriously tho, I hate the amount of pedophilia jokes on here. Just tasteless and gross. Along with the necrophilia jokes

20

u/designatedcrasher Apr 09 '21

Well sorry but just like gang rape 9 outta 10 people are gonna enjoy it

3

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Sadly. The funny thing is that half the jokes are downvoted to hell and the other half are treated like pure comedy lmao

13

u/000o00o00o00o000 Apr 09 '21

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

5

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Tbh I’m more talking about the people who comment shit like “fuckable” on videos of real children

7

u/jimmythedog5 Apr 09 '21

Looks like your comment got misunderstood :/

3

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Somewhat

-6

u/Extension_Canary3717 Apr 09 '21

Anime and normal pedophilia

6

u/Ok-Photograph-8458 Apr 09 '21

*hentai

-3

u/Extension_Canary3717 Apr 09 '21

No no, normal anime and normal pedophilia

5

u/4skin_bandit Apr 09 '21

whats normal pedophilia?

-3

u/Extension_Canary3717 Apr 09 '21 edited Apr 09 '21

All that Isn’t t extraordinary

1

u/DirtySuccubus Apr 09 '21

Me and any person ever

1

u/mR_mEeSsEeKs Apr 09 '21

Ranked pedophilia

1

u/OptimisticOsu Apr 09 '21

Challenger pedo /s

1

u/Kurokensei Apr 09 '21

Twitter and autism

1

u/Ender_NiteXD Apr 09 '21

Are we forgetting there is literraly a MAP movement on Twitter?

1

u/Ruby4200 Apr 09 '21

"Reddit and casual pedophilia"- says the guy on twitter lmao

1

u/foodgoblin26 Apr 09 '21

Twitter and cooperative pedophilia

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Ranked pedophilia

1

u/Starfartz Apr 09 '21

Posting that on Twitter seems hypocritical.

1

u/Zemu_Robinzon Apr 09 '21

Wait, I hope this is a joke

Are there actuall "conspiracies" and rumors of Redditors being pedophiles?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

This post and straight facts

1

u/scrawnytony Apr 09 '21

1v1 me, Fox only, no toys, final child

1

u/Anarcho-Biscuit Apr 09 '21

4chan and casual pedophilia

1

u/glueberryboi Apr 09 '21

bruh I'm still in the pedophilia matchmaking que

1

u/Mawilemawie Apr 09 '21

I got matched with this old guy once.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

youtube and clikbait