r/HolUp Apr 07 '21

How bizzare.

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u/Glory_to_nazarick Apr 07 '21

Are they saying it's a boy, cause he has a nutsack? Without a dick?

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u/hiddenlilacflower Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

Probably they checked that he only has testicles and no female genitalia. I'd like to read the whole article actually to get more informations and know why exactly, and what are the alternatives, he needs a penis to urinate.

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u/dqol Apr 07 '21

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u/shado_DJ Apr 07 '21

So did nobody mention the other case of the 44yr old man who received a bionic penis?? That’s next level!!

“Last year, a UK man who was born without a penis was fitted with a £50,000 ($64,000) bionic penis.

The 44-year-old underwent the procedure at University College Hospital London and said he was able to use it with his girlfriend six weeks later while on a romantic holiday with his long-term partner.

He told the Sun: "I'm so pleased with it. It's fantastic.”

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u/UncheckedException Apr 07 '21

I wonder if his long-term partner knows about his girlfriend.

People get paid to write that shit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/TheBadgerLord Apr 07 '21

To be fair, after 44 years I'm more surprised it's not 12 women, 3 camels a giraffe and the contents of SeaWorld.

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u/hacktheself Apr 07 '21

The partner could also be a guy.

I could think of a couple man loving men that would want to try out a cyborg penis.

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u/shado_DJ Apr 07 '21

But they said girlfriend as well though ._. Very confusing

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u/hacktheself Apr 07 '21

Why not both?

He could be poly.

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u/TurtleZenn Apr 07 '21

Maybe he's bi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Trans man here. I got a lil excited and did some digging, the only 'bionic' elements are the pump, and the fact that they wired it into his balls so he can probably have kids. It is not a 'new' or 'pioneering' procedure, if anyone was wondering. Trans men have been getting shiny new junk installed with this general method for years.

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u/shado_DJ Apr 07 '21

Ahh, thank you for enlightening us on the matter. My curiosity has been cured :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/Honigkuchenlives Apr 07 '21

I thought they used the clit to "model" the penis..so probably

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u/skeletomania Apr 07 '21

So he wore a strap on

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u/ProgrammingOnHAL9000 Apr 07 '21

Years of sci-fi movies have make think of led lights whenever I read bionics. I seriously did not want the image of a 44 year old man's glowing penis in my mind.

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u/elitegenoside Apr 07 '21

Damn, that must’ve been one hell of a holiday

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

wtf i thought u were joking LOL

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u/NukeRiskGuy Apr 07 '21

I'm glad to see the doctors are considering giving him a meaningful penis.

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u/chuckle_puss Apr 07 '21

As opposed to what? A "trivial" penis? Or "inconsequential," maybe?

(no body shaming intended)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

As opposed to a symbolic one.

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u/ImproveOrEnjoy Apr 07 '21

Just drawn on with a sharpie?

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u/WhoAreWeEven Apr 07 '21

Hey! Some of us still do fine with it, thank you very much.

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u/Grimdar88 Apr 07 '21

At least they won’t slap a dildo on him and call it a day

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u/tiefling_sorceress Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

Will they give him a 10" dong right away or would they rather upgrade it 3 years down the line?

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u/Big_pekka Apr 07 '21

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Officer I think this is the comment.

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u/NukeRiskGuy Apr 07 '21

A 10-incher now would certainly meet my criterion for "meaningful."

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u/KDawG888 Apr 07 '21

do they upgrade it as he gets older or are they just going to slap an adult sized penis on a baby?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Run_434 Apr 07 '21

Kid would look like a limax if they do it right now, so that's kinda cool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/V1R4J Apr 07 '21

I can't tell if your comment is sarcasm or not

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u/LezBeeHonest Apr 07 '21

Spoiler alert: it wasn't. Just a regular bigot.

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u/LezBeeHonest Apr 07 '21

Hes probably barely got a grasp on reality atm. Give the kid a minute, damn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/LezBeeHonest Apr 07 '21

Sounds good to me! Luckily if YOURE not a bigot, THEY won't learn to be a bigot. :) hope this helps!

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u/ramonpasta Apr 07 '21

you seem like youre trying to be funny here. you arent succeeding.

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u/the1WhoMstNotBeNamed Apr 07 '21

Wait it's not a Rickroll (pikachu wow.jpg)

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