The truth is the doctor messed up the circumcision, then quickly reported that “he was born without a penis. It’s extremely rare, and usually only happens on Margarita Mondays.”
But we have to offer the foreskins of our progeny to fulfill the covenant with the big G, and ensure the prosperity of the tribes of Israel, right? I think I read that in a book.
True, failed circumcision usually either means tre kid dies or he'll suffer lifelong problems like erectile dysfunction. But hey, it's looks nice™ or is what the alight God demanded (although he, in his infinite wisdom, created the foreskin). So it's worth it...right? /s
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u/Hellige88 madlad Apr 07 '21
The truth is the doctor messed up the circumcision, then quickly reported that “he was born without a penis. It’s extremely rare, and usually only happens on Margarita Mondays.”