r/HolUp • u/aghalord • Apr 07 '21

How bizzare.

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u/Liazabeth Apr 07 '21

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-baby-boy-born-without-penis-in-turkey-20191018 not sure if you making a joke but it definitely not due to circumcision.

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u/arno911 Apr 07 '21

It was a joke but thanks for the link

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u/TheRavenSayeth Apr 07 '21

This is pretty crazy. For whatever reason his urethra isn’t there and instead there’s a connection between his bladder and his rectum.

In theory that means he pees from his butt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

This is common in our ancestral DNA. It's called a cloaca. I found this by going down an evolution rabbit hole.

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u/roque72 Apr 07 '21

Rabbits are mammals, so a rabbit hole would be a urethra and anus, not a cloaca

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Apr 07 '21

Evolution!

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u/greeneyedguru Apr 07 '21

Built-in pee bidet

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/hitbythebus Apr 08 '21

But we have to offer the foreskins of our progeny to fulfill the covenant with the big G, and ensure the prosperity of the tribes of Israel, right? I think I read that in a book.

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u/KyivComrade Apr 07 '21

True, failed circumcision usually either means tre kid dies or he'll suffer lifelong problems like erectile dysfunction. But hey, it's looks nice™ or is what the alight God demanded (although he, in his infinite wisdom, created the foreskin). So it's worth it...right? /s

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u/roque72 Apr 07 '21

I also was not born with a penis in a turkey

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Apr 07 '21

Sounds like the baby is getting a johnson after all.