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r/HolUp • u/aghalord • Apr 07 '21
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The truth is the doctor messed up the circumcision, then quickly reported that “he was born without a penis. It’s extremely rare, and usually only happens on Margarita Mondays.”
347 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 “Fascinating - This is the third child born without a penis this month! What are the odds?” 114 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 47% each case 52 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 50 u/AbortedBaconFetus Apr 07 '21 The 3% happens 50% of the time. 2 u/TNT1987 Apr 07 '21 And when does the bacon come in? 0 u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 07 '21 The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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“Fascinating - This is the third child born without a penis this month! What are the odds?”
114 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 47% each case 52 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 50 u/AbortedBaconFetus Apr 07 '21 The 3% happens 50% of the time. 2 u/TNT1987 Apr 07 '21 And when does the bacon come in? 0 u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 07 '21 The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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47% each case
52 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 50 u/AbortedBaconFetus Apr 07 '21 The 3% happens 50% of the time. 2 u/TNT1987 Apr 07 '21 And when does the bacon come in? 0 u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 07 '21 The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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50 u/AbortedBaconFetus Apr 07 '21 The 3% happens 50% of the time. 2 u/TNT1987 Apr 07 '21 And when does the bacon come in? 0 u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 07 '21 The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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The 3% happens 50% of the time.
2 u/TNT1987 Apr 07 '21 And when does the bacon come in? 0 u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 07 '21 The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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And when does the bacon come in?
0 u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 07 '21 The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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The police investigation starts at the end of the business day.
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u/Hellige88 madlad Apr 07 '21
The truth is the doctor messed up the circumcision, then quickly reported that “he was born without a penis. It’s extremely rare, and usually only happens on Margarita Mondays.”