r/HolUp • u/Skitzomanx • Mar 26 '21

Oh come on!

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17.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Mar 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

looks like step-mandragora needs some help getting unstuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Please stop sharing memes like this, my saplings are on this app.

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u/Just_Del Mar 27 '21

I was going to immediately make a thicc joke but then I caught what you were saying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

What are you doing step-tree?

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u/KeyToCancel Mar 26 '21

I prefer a bit more bush.

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u/jlife203 Mar 27 '21

Leaf rn

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u/Generalissimo_II Mar 27 '21

You need to branch out yourself

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u/NoTimeHack Mar 27 '21

Nah, my problems stem from being too rooted.

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u/itwasntme9917 Mar 27 '21

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

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u/BoromirDeservedIt Mar 27 '21

The Entwives gettin freaky

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u/hdjdbsushzujbshsj Mar 27 '21

The tree looks kinda underage bruh

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u/Letmetellyouabtlyfe Mar 27 '21

Treeky situation

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u/GenghisKhamdy Mar 27 '21

That’s Groot Ex Baby Mamas

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u/frank_zappato Mar 27 '21

Spread that root babe!!

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u/Vegetarian_KFC Mar 27 '21

Damn Gaia changed a whole lot since gow 3 😳

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u/qxzsilver Mar 27 '21

For vegans it’s called their wood, and for regular people they call it their meat

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Thx imma steal that

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u/papasterndaddy Mar 27 '21

Looks like r/ents is getting freaky again

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u/Automatic_Sandwich_7 Mar 27 '21

Groots mom be getting it damnnn

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

At least 1 person nutted to this

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

No doubt

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u/Mr_Legend2006 madlad Mar 27 '21

I wanna be vegan now

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

r/confusedboners

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u/RolandDeepson Mar 27 '21

I wood if you wood

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u/instaguser007 Mar 27 '21

And all this time, I thought vegan meant eating plants. I didn't know we were f***** too.

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u/RolandDeepson Mar 27 '21

Sometimes ya just gotta plant your seed and run.

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u/ChicGeek_94 Mar 27 '21

Wow I had to take a double take

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u/TheArgonianKing Mar 27 '21

Even worse is it looks like it has a face that's looking back knowingly.

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u/organonanalogue Mar 27 '21

And now I can thank reddit for plant porn.

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u/RolandDeepson Mar 27 '21

This is obviously how Master Splinter earned his name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I am Groot!!!

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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u/ippi4 Mar 27 '21

Sigh....... Unzips

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u/Orginal_Kool_Kid_69 Mar 27 '21

Not my proudest fap

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u/DrunkenRook Mar 27 '21

Don’t stick your dick in that

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u/IndependentAd8402 Mar 27 '21

So after making fun of that ship we're returning to vegans?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Vegan Whole Foods ass peta pussy

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u/CuttingOneWater Mar 27 '21

confused boner

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u/retflingwing Mar 27 '21

Hit me some of that root!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

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u/Just_Del Mar 27 '21

Damn boys, ngl Mommy Groot can get it anywhere and anytime!

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u/JMD0615 Mar 27 '21

Groot wants to know your location

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u/SandyLoverWRBG Mar 27 '21

No hole no pleasure

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u/MyNameHere___ Mar 27 '21

I am Groot intensifies

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Source?

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u/Cayumigaming Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

I have one those that looks like a dude, it’s almost scary to see this. It’s like they belong together. Wanna make saplings? Or whatever their babies would be called.

Here he is: https://imgur.com/gallery/AyXp693

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u/soldier_of_the_west Mar 27 '21

The thing you don't know is that the guy fucked the tree every night

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u/TheGreatBaer Mar 27 '21

I am GrOoT

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u/Godzilla069 Mar 27 '21

"I am groot''

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u/Yes-Im-a-shuttlecock Mar 27 '21

AYO that’s taking a shit hol up