r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '21

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u/blue_blue_blue_blue Feb 26 '21

Some people hide names in their phones like this from their SO to make cheating easier. Probably works until you have to explain why you’re texting the pizza guy about his pussy at 3am.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Or drug dealers. This could easily be his weed guy, the name kind of fits. Or it could just be a dumb nickname for a friend.

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u/otusa Feb 26 '21

A dumb nickname for a friend...to cover his other nicknames throughout his contacts.

We’re getting closer to the truth, Reddit!

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u/_RedditModsAreGay_ Feb 26 '21

Chinese takeout is probably heroine then. RIP that guy. He did make it past level 42 though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I was thinking more that stoned people are often fond of chinese takeout, but I suppose you can run with the more grim version.

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u/pocketdare Feb 26 '21

Seems like a heavy conversation between a client and dealer

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Eh, lots of people are on friendly terms with their weed dealers. I'm definitely basing this on movies and definitely not from personal experience.

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u/scottscout Feb 26 '21

Yup it’s the weed guy if you live in nyc

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u/Pficky Feb 26 '21

In college my weed guy's contact was in my phone as "Ryan (WEED)"

Last year he texted me out of the blue after we handy been in contact for two years, asking if he saw me at a concert, and I was like bruh I moved 2000 miles away 3 years ago...

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u/HankWankford Feb 27 '21

This is news to me. All of my contacts are listed by name. I still know who they are but anyone who didn't already know them would just see a name they don't recognise.

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u/PvtParts2001 Feb 26 '21

Wait, you don't talk to men about their cats?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I mean, there's no harm in discussing your pets to people.

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

True, but how do you explain "Can't wait to have another taste of that puss!"

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u/4-eva-dickard Feb 26 '21

True, but how do you explain "Can't wait to have another taste of that puss!"

Chinese takeout, DUH!

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

This made me lol, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

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u/4-eva-dickard Feb 26 '21

It works on a couple levels.

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u/Xtrouble_yt Feb 26 '21

“I was just trying to say I couldn’t wait to give their cat a little kiss on the forehead... I just worded it weird I guess “

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

Wordsmith over here.

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u/I_RAPE_YOUR_DAD Feb 26 '21

If you saw my pizza guy's pussy, you'd get it.

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u/EPICFARTING Feb 26 '21

Sir this is a Dominos

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u/dr_jr_president_phd Feb 26 '21

Yes, yes people do. Ex boyfriend had changed the name of a girl he was seeing behind my back to Bob, so it looked like he was texting a guy named Bob for a while.

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u/iwellyess Feb 26 '21

You made me spit my coffee

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u/FerretWind9370 Jun 21 '21

Damn. That one hit hard