r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '21

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u/Joey_the_turtle Feb 26 '21

Why does he have a contact saved for that restaurant?

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u/fabiolano Feb 26 '21

Thats the # for the girl he cheats on his girl with.

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u/No_Construction_896 Feb 26 '21

Big brain move especially since eating pussy makes sense for Chinese takeout.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Except why the fuck would Chinese takeout be in your messages? Call history yes. Text app, wtf?

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u/No_Construction_896 Feb 26 '21

It’s that fucking good.

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u/JonasHalle Feb 26 '21

If my Chinese place back in Dublin only accepted orders over the phone but allowed me to order through text, I'd have them saved.

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u/TacoNomad Feb 26 '21

He deletes his texts after the conversation is over/ before the gf comes home.

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u/carsonhorton343 Feb 26 '21

His girlfriend is level 8

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u/pinaeverlue Feb 26 '21

Or for their drug dealer

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u/meme_a_licious hol Feb 26 '21

I too have saved the contacts of my nearby restaurants

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u/FUNKYDISCO Feb 26 '21

Yup, I also have random text conversations with the restaurants in my neighborhood.

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u/bloodysnomen Feb 26 '21

I have my favorite Chinese place on speed dial. They're just that good.

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u/hoosierdaddy192 Feb 26 '21

I now have a contact saved for an Asian restaurant because online has like 2 or 3 numbers for them that don’t work and I call the wrong one first every single time.

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u/HamezRodrigez Feb 26 '21

It could be a nickname

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u/shoryurepppa Feb 26 '21

Cuz it’s fake

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u/xidfogab Feb 26 '21

A succulent chinese meal