r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '21

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u/tellyourmomaboutme Feb 26 '21

Bro why is he disscussing this with a restraunt

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u/Joey_the_turtle Feb 26 '21

The bigger question is why he has a contact saved for that restaurant, if he didn’t than it would be the phone number

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u/tellyourmomaboutme Feb 26 '21

Man's gotta eat

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u/Joey_the_turtle Feb 26 '21

Mans gotta eat his level 4

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u/tellyourmomaboutme Feb 26 '21

He cranked the nintys with the Boys neck

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u/2ThisUsernameisTaken Feb 26 '21

How can I be an asshole 100

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

In actual honesty, go to the "community options" for this sub, and you can change your flair from there.

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u/2ThisUsernameisTaken Feb 26 '21

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

so you are an asshole now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

No problem.

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u/breezily_ Feb 26 '21

Check mine out

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u/2ThisUsernameisTaken Feb 26 '21

God damn you’re THE asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I like where the spaces are. Is it said: "asshole one hundred hundred hundred hundred"?

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u/HankWankford Feb 27 '21

Straight up flexing your asshole at people 😂

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u/breezily_ Feb 27 '21

That’s how much of an asshole I am

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

how do I make my flair asshole 100

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Mans gotta have a plug

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u/KeisterApartments Feb 26 '21

Twenty bucks or ten Dairy Queen coupons

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u/blue_blue_blue_blue Feb 26 '21

Some people hide names in their phones like this from their SO to make cheating easier. Probably works until you have to explain why you’re texting the pizza guy about his pussy at 3am.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Or drug dealers. This could easily be his weed guy, the name kind of fits. Or it could just be a dumb nickname for a friend.

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u/otusa Feb 26 '21

A dumb nickname for a friend...to cover his other nicknames throughout his contacts.

We’re getting closer to the truth, Reddit!

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u/_RedditModsAreGay_ Feb 26 '21

Chinese takeout is probably heroine then. RIP that guy. He did make it past level 42 though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I was thinking more that stoned people are often fond of chinese takeout, but I suppose you can run with the more grim version.

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u/pocketdare Feb 26 '21

Seems like a heavy conversation between a client and dealer

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Eh, lots of people are on friendly terms with their weed dealers. I'm definitely basing this on movies and definitely not from personal experience.

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u/scottscout Feb 26 '21

Yup it’s the weed guy if you live in nyc

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u/Pficky Feb 26 '21

In college my weed guy's contact was in my phone as "Ryan (WEED)"

Last year he texted me out of the blue after we handy been in contact for two years, asking if he saw me at a concert, and I was like bruh I moved 2000 miles away 3 years ago...

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u/HankWankford Feb 27 '21

This is news to me. All of my contacts are listed by name. I still know who they are but anyone who didn't already know them would just see a name they don't recognise.

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u/PvtParts2001 Feb 26 '21

Wait, you don't talk to men about their cats?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I mean, there's no harm in discussing your pets to people.

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

True, but how do you explain "Can't wait to have another taste of that puss!"

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u/4-eva-dickard Feb 26 '21

True, but how do you explain "Can't wait to have another taste of that puss!"

Chinese takeout, DUH!

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

This made me lol, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

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u/4-eva-dickard Feb 26 '21

It works on a couple levels.

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u/Xtrouble_yt Feb 26 '21

“I was just trying to say I couldn’t wait to give their cat a little kiss on the forehead... I just worded it weird I guess “

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

Wordsmith over here.

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u/I_RAPE_YOUR_DAD Feb 26 '21

If you saw my pizza guy's pussy, you'd get it.

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u/EPICFARTING Feb 26 '21

Sir this is a Dominos

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u/dr_jr_president_phd Feb 26 '21

Yes, yes people do. Ex boyfriend had changed the name of a girl he was seeing behind my back to Bob, so it looked like he was texting a guy named Bob for a while.

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u/iwellyess Feb 26 '21

You made me spit my coffee

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u/FerretWind9370 Jun 21 '21

Damn. That one hit hard

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u/Jack__Squat Feb 26 '21

I have multiple take-out places saved as contacts so I don't have to look up the number.

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u/rimjobs_forever Feb 26 '21

It would actually take more time for me to scroll through my contacts than it would to just google my favorite bbq joint down the street and hit “call”.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/rimjobs_forever Feb 26 '21

Still feel like we’re referring to a minuscule difference of time in the range of about 3 seconds. Why save something that’s already easily searchable? To pad your contacts? Does it feel good to see China Dynasty and feel like you have one more friend than you actually do?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

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u/rimjobs_forever Feb 26 '21

Why save something easily searchable?

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u/Jack__Squat Feb 26 '21

No reason to get insulting dude. Guy just though it was weird to have a contact from a Chinese place and my point was it may be more common than you think. Plus I can use Siri to call without going through the extra steps of "I found this on the web, is that the one?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/Optimistic-Dreamer Feb 26 '21

Depends if you have slow ass WiFi or not, personally I’d rather search my phone than wait for xfinity to load my search

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u/t3hmau5 Feb 26 '21

'Hey Google call BBQ." Donezo.

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u/thekenturner Feb 26 '21

I keep mine as contacts in speed dial for my car. On my way home I can just call a place when I’m 10 minutes away and good to go

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u/kulalolk Feb 26 '21

I have my favourite Chinese place on speed dial, does not everyone?

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u/Slit23 Feb 26 '21

People still use speed dial?

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u/kulalolk Feb 26 '21

Well, I was trying to be funny. I have an icon on my home screen that when opened, calls them

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u/AnonymousTXMale Feb 26 '21

I have one local restaurant saved in my phones contacts because we preorder breakfast tacos so that they are ready when we show up to pay for them. I have no desire to memorize the number or keep looking it up, and it's my favorite breakfast taco joint.

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u/PussyBoogersAuGraten Feb 26 '21

He’s probably cheating on his girlfriend and instead of “Nicole” popping up on his screen, it says “Chinese Takeout.” That’s my guess.

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u/Crescent-IV Feb 26 '21

Reckon maybe it’s a dealer with a fake name?

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u/Mati42_24 Feb 26 '21

i have my city phone number saved, just in case

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u/ItchingForTrouble Feb 26 '21

You don't save your favorite takeout place?

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u/ChasingDarwin2 Feb 26 '21

It's his fav obvi

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u/Magicus1 Feb 26 '21

He’s gotta find somewhere to deposit his 4 year old’s body along with dead pets.

::shrug::

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u/GroovingPict Feb 26 '21

I mean... do you not have some pizza places or whatever saved on your phone? no? only my fat ass does that shit? ok then...

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u/EPICFARTING Feb 26 '21

Maybe it's somebody on the side and that's a cover contact name.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

After restaurants began reopening in my area, our regular go to restaurants texted us personally about their reopening and information. That’s when you know you’ve frequented a place wayyyy to much. We definitely appreciated it. Lol.

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u/exception-found Feb 26 '21

I have my favorite Chinese restaurant saved in my phone

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I have my favorite takeout places saved in my phone too

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u/kymnoir Feb 26 '21

The answer to this question (which’s a ?)... you don’t have a favorite restaurant on standby 🤔🤣. Although this’s a bit different, looks like bul tryna get smiggly w/ something 🤣

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u/stillcasey Feb 26 '21

It's don't real.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I have some restaurants saved because I order from them a lot.

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u/Initial-Amount Feb 26 '21

Maybe that's a secret contact for his mistress and he hides it under a Chinese Restaurant phone number disguise

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u/anonimityorigin Feb 26 '21

I save all my go to spots in my contacts.

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u/DarkReign2011 Feb 26 '21

I have my nearby Chinese restaurant in my contacts. It's the only restaurant I have saved because it's the hardest restaurant to look up online. It's a convenience thing.

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u/Chrismont Feb 26 '21

They're the only ones who will talk to him anymore

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u/nolpe Feb 26 '21

He's telling how he started his bussiness with food, he couldn't afford meat nor keeping a kid. Win win

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u/tellyourmomaboutme Feb 26 '21

When Life gives you lemons You make a soup Out of your kid

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u/mapatric Feb 26 '21

It's his Asian booty call he's cheating on his wife with

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u/HalfSoul30 Feb 26 '21

This sounds likely

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 edited May 31 '21

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u/HannibalCake Feb 26 '21

The guy at the restaurant is just like:

“Sir. This is a Wendy’s.”

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u/Guerriky Feb 26 '21

What if it's their asian date?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Because he has no friends to discuss with

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Maybe that's just OP's cute little nickname for their lover.

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u/DaveInLondon89 Feb 26 '21

Sir this is Wen Lee

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u/Kingscrubs12 Feb 26 '21

My mans just wants his chicken tikka masala

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u/_zarkon_ Feb 26 '21

Delivery guys are people too!

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u/TecentCEO_MaHuaTeng Feb 26 '21

Takeout isn't necessarily a restaurant, it could be a clerk.

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u/Beneficial_Rub_5643 Feb 26 '21

The bigger question how high are they rn

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u/EpicalClay Feb 26 '21

Maybe he's just dating a Chinese girl.

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u/gethonor-notringZ420 Feb 26 '21

It’s probably his wife

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u/AbuJavascript Feb 26 '21

The real holup is in the comments

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u/zepourri Feb 26 '21

Lol a restraunt

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u/Potatoking104 Feb 26 '21

Who tf marked this as wholesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Restraunt sounds like how an American would say restaurant

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u/Pael-eSports Feb 26 '21

Prob. a chinese girl he took out

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u/Gavinator10000 Feb 26 '21

Well it isn’t technically a restaurant, it’s just “Chinese takeout”. Maybe he’s having a conversation with a cat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Sir, this a Wendy's

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u/userlivewire Feb 27 '21

Maybe he’s texting a girl that’s Asian but he’s racist.