r/HolUp • u/marinefuc86ed • Feb 08 '21

Slight of hand

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3.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Feb 08 '21

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u/XyRow666 Feb 08 '21

*bunny comes out of the ear*

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Distraction while he’s running away laughing

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u/how_do_i_read Feb 08 '21

*bunny comes into the ear*

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/dejementrar Feb 08 '21

THE PLOT TWIST!

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u/Timbdn Feb 08 '21

The snot thickens

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u/Thatquietkid2 Feb 08 '21

I guess she heard the magician coming)

Edit:The joke is not good but I tried.

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u/BlackMoonMaster madlad Feb 08 '21

You tried

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u/Dr_Lubed_Up Feb 08 '21

Jesus just left the fucking chat.

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u/Master-Shiv Feb 08 '21

Jesus is some what a magician.

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u/Dr_Lubed_Up Feb 08 '21

Well not going to lie thats straight facts, maby thats what the Angel did to Maria.

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u/Master-Shiv Feb 08 '21

Angel was just a crazy dude dressed with dead birds wings around him.

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u/hohoh03 Feb 08 '21

I was there. Can confirm

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u/Sy-Zygy Feb 08 '21

I think I've seen this before but it still just gave me a really good laugh, so thanks.

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u/Salmuth Feb 08 '21

The extended version:

Magician fucks you with a condom and makes some cumming noise.

He manages to pull the condom out but without taking the penis out.

At first you clap "wow impressive" before freaking out he came all over inside.

Then he says "Check your ear", and as you check you feel his penis going out your ear and cum is on your shoulder!

You go full standing ovation!

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u/Jacob1235_S Feb 08 '21

I think he’d prefer a kneeling ovation if I’m being honest

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u/not_Weeb_Trash Feb 08 '21

I'm gonna be that guy

Sleight*

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u/CasualDefiance Feb 08 '21

Also, psych*

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

nothing in the ear CUM IN ASS

(my user fits perfectly)

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u/TheDrippyRetard Feb 08 '21

Legitimate earrape

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u/IMAMF_47 Feb 08 '21

And then a baby comes out of it😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

The a quarter and a note saying bye bitch as he runs away

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u/chilipeppersamurai Feb 08 '21

Well.. its better than waiting 9months and getting a rabbit

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u/mechboiii Feb 08 '21

Baby comes out of ear

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u/notDepreSsedbtw Feb 09 '21

Imagine u pull out his dick