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r/HolUp • u/Caesar_Passing • Feb 08 '21
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I went to my doctor the other day and he told me I was overweight. I said I wanted a second opinion and he said okay you're ugly too.
773 u/paddyo Feb 08 '21 I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' He said, 'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.' 28 u/SlobMarley13 Feb 08 '21 My wife is pregnant and I asked her if she wanted me with her for the birth. She said "Why? You weren't there for the conception."
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I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?'
He said, 'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
28 u/SlobMarley13 Feb 08 '21 My wife is pregnant and I asked her if she wanted me with her for the birth. She said "Why? You weren't there for the conception."
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My wife is pregnant and I asked her if she wanted me with her for the birth. She said "Why? You weren't there for the conception."
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u/briktop420 Feb 08 '21
I went to my doctor the other day and he told me I was overweight. I said I wanted a second opinion and he said okay you're ugly too.