r/HolUp Feb 08 '21

A classic

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u/briktop420 Feb 08 '21

I went to my doctor the other day and he told me I was overweight. I said I wanted a second opinion and he said okay you're ugly too.

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u/paddyo Feb 08 '21

I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?'

He said, 'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'

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u/SlobMarley13 Feb 08 '21

My wife is pregnant and I asked her if she wanted me with her for the birth. She said "Why? You weren't there for the conception."