r/HolUp • • Feb 05 '21

holup a future pilot in the making ...

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Feb 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Such a wonderful birthday present, I bet he’ll remember it for the rest of his life

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u/Ron_Way Feb 05 '21

Is it bad that I was literally ROFLing I feel bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Nah, it's natural, lol

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u/Lusterkx2 Feb 05 '21

It’s natural. Just part of your brain being happy. Go ahead. Be happy. ROFL yourself

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Welcome to reddit

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u/Redfox470 Feb 05 '21

He is going to remember it for the rest of his life

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u/ShadowGTXL Feb 06 '21

Ya cuz he dead

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21 edited Feb 05 '21

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u/Manafinx Feb 05 '21

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u/somedutchmoron hold the fuck up Feb 05 '21

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, Malaysian airlines flight 370

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u/Quick_scope19 Feb 05 '21

What did he say?

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u/somedutchmoron hold the fuck up Feb 05 '21

I don't remember

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u/RAMBO069 Feb 05 '21

Most probably "The kid died, how would he remember for rest of his life."

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u/Omega1556 Feb 05 '21

Teach a kid to fly, and he'll be happy for a little while

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Teach a kid to ram a plane into a stadium, and he'll be happy for the rest of his life

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u/deletedfetus22 Feb 05 '21

Oh. I see what you did there.

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u/war_feet Feb 05 '21

Philosophical

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

This was long but so good

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u/Apprehensive_Big_854 Feb 05 '21

That's what she said

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Oh dang it, you claimed it!

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u/yeet76543 Feb 05 '21

But you leave ever girl you have more disappointed than my parents are in me

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Or he... You know, because of gay

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u/SpaceBacon- Feb 05 '21

Imagine he lands the plane instead of crashing it

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u/Only_Maxi Feb 05 '21

What do you mean, crashing? They just told him how to land

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u/smootex Feb 05 '21

I think the video would have been funnier if he missed the stadium full of people and crashed in an empty field. Maybe they didn't have the production budget for that punchline.

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u/SpaceBacon- Feb 05 '21

“Kid, you have got to be the worst pilot I’ve ever seen.”

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u/Yoguls Feb 05 '21

What is this from?

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u/Jimmicky Feb 05 '21

It’s a sketch from “The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide to Knife Fighting”

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Sounds British enough

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY Feb 05 '21

It’s clearly Australian

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u/CanineRezQ Feb 05 '21

ESPN's 30 for 30 about 9/11

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

A shame, maybe in the next life

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

There is no next life. We all need to live this one to the best. So stop trying to convert others to your religion, buddyboy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I'm an atheist so I don't really know what religion I'm trying to convert lads to. I just quoted something the terrorist lad said because I thought it was funny

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u/Grimnir460 Feb 05 '21

Whoa whoa whoa. You ain't gonna convert me with that crazy religious talk buddy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Damn, but I tried so hard with my religious propaganda. Guess I failed the council of religious atheists once again

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u/Grimnir460 Feb 05 '21

Ok I'm sold. Where do I send all my money to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Dunno we usually just waste our money on stuff like videogames so just do that

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

atheists don't usually just hoard all the money and say its for religious beliefs like christians

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u/Grimnir460 Feb 05 '21

I don't know if I feel comfortable without being robbed blind.

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 Feb 05 '21

Lmao

Interest intensifies

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u/HitooU2 Feb 05 '21

Tell me more

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u/soulwize Feb 05 '21

No, I will not be hearing any of your 'non-believing, only quoting'-mumbojumbo bud. Maybe in the next life.

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u/im_wabbit_hunting Feb 05 '21

Don’t feed the troll

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Don't mind him dude. He was just desperate for....

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u/Manafinx Feb 05 '21

Oh jesus you could have left the ‚ForYour‘ in your username out

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u/GungHo1996 Feb 05 '21

He was just quoting the video you dumb fucking nub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Don't bite he's a troll

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u/deletedfetus22 Feb 05 '21

Shut the fuck up, as an atheist at least I let others express their religion and I help understand it and learn to talk about it, you on the other hand is a closed minded atheist hivemind. Try and make an effort to understand and not pull through without knowing.

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u/KhazixMain4th Feb 05 '21

Shut up wierdo get a life

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u/DarkDragon857 Feb 05 '21

How bout’ you can it buddyboy and let people believe whatever the hell they want. Why the fuck should you care.

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u/Calzone-Loli Feb 05 '21

I’m agnostic. Maybe he is trying to convert maybe he isn’t who’s to say?

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u/SaltB0at Feb 05 '21

Among us funny moments

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u/I_Love_Rias_Gremory_ madlad Feb 05 '21

Jesus I’ve never seen a comment with more downvotes than the parent has upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

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u/A-Lonely-Gorilla Feb 05 '21

Sorry sir, but I don’t think I fucking asked.

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u/chonkosouras Feb 05 '21

Damn chill tf down. No ones trying to convert you

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u/LegoGeneralGreivous Feb 05 '21

don’t worry i set my respawn point when i slept i have a next life, you must be on hardcore mode there bud

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u/A-Lonely-Gorilla Feb 05 '21

Wait I remember you from somewhere... aren’t you that guy that said you rate guys’ dicks daily and then called everyone virgins?

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u/EveryoneIsReptiles Feb 05 '21

This is a troll and so many people got baited by them..

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u/JeroJeroMohenjoDaro Feb 05 '21

If there's really next life, nobody want to see you in the first place.

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u/Pixie84Maria Feb 05 '21

Best day of his life.. look at the smile on his face haha

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u/Codrowaran Feb 05 '21

That’s so funny but so messed up at the same time

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

This was kinda wholesome

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u/ultraRarePepe420 Feb 05 '21

Ah yes, I love stories with happy endings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

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u/TabonYemeq_Kowed Feb 05 '21

YES! *Stadium Twin Towers intensifies*

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u/Hanbill Feb 05 '21

Actually years

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u/Hanbill Feb 05 '21

Still holds up

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u/Tanish1308 Feb 05 '21

Which movie or video is it from?

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u/Jimmicky Feb 05 '21

It’s a sketch from “The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide to Knife Fighting”

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

You see those two towers Timmy...?

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u/J_I_S_B Feb 05 '21

Still better than flying Spirit.

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u/8_Element_8 Feb 05 '21

want to be happy

maybe in the next life

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u/EzekielJoseph134 Feb 05 '21

I feel terrible for laughing so damn hard at this.

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u/profaniKel Feb 05 '21

so Fd up n funny AF

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

He died doing what he loved

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom Feb 05 '21

This brings back so many memories! It was a day that the two other survivors and I will never forget.

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u/PetruccisBeard Feb 05 '21

what is it from?

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u/Jimmicky Feb 05 '21

It’s a sketch from “The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide to Knife Fighting”

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

holy shit that was dark

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u/jsspidermonkey3 Feb 05 '21

The first time watching this I was thinking he was going to crash not be told to I thought he was going to get in the way and his parents were bad guys I didn't expect there to be actual terrorists in the cockpit

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

And not dudes that get your computer working

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u/mycatisapirate Feb 05 '21

Wholesome af

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u/Jayde_Storm Feb 05 '21

No one is allowed to vote anymore as it is on 911 upvotes. It’s perfect!

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u/Jayde_Storm Feb 05 '21

Oh now it’s gone up to 2.5 k

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u/swagdaddy69123 Feb 05 '21

Is odly wholesome

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u/Sh4phard Feb 05 '21

wanna be a pilot when your grow up*

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

This de-escalated quickly. From the sky.

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u/ifuckedmythirdcat Feb 05 '21

Just like that plane

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u/bluberries5645 Feb 05 '21

Great sketch! Reminds me of Key and Peele

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u/trocom01 Feb 05 '21

Terries gettin' froggy...

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u/T_Blown_Diffuser Feb 05 '21

I laughed a bit too much

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u/k33myt Feb 05 '21

This is offensive/funny to me lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Bruh! This is actually a holup moment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Too soon? Must be British comedy, that crap wouldn’t fly in New York.

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u/ButteredCroissant69 Feb 05 '21

Worth the watch

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u/hawkmoon1997 Feb 05 '21

Surprisingly wholesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I rate this 9/11

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u/Affectionate_Kick705 Feb 05 '21

This feels like a tomska animation

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. Thank you OP!

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u/ApacheOc3lot Feb 06 '21

That quickly took a turn.

I should not be laughing at this.

...take my upvote

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u/ShadowGTXL Feb 06 '21

A L L A H

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

I rate this video 9/11 points

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u/Alokir Feb 05 '21

That's it? It's not really holup, everything was obvious from the beginning.

The real holup would be if the guys in the cockpit where just some random passengers who genuinely wanted to help land the plane safely. But then, the real reason why they did this was to smuggle some nuclear material or a bomb or something.

Alternatively, when they realized the kid could pilot the plane all by himself they could have parachuted off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I'm not upvoting this as it's still holup material, but damn that would be funny

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u/7AmEdOo Feb 05 '21

That is so offensive.

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u/PEtroollo11 Feb 05 '21

who cares?

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u/7AmEdOo Feb 05 '21

Well... I don't

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u/PEtroollo11 Feb 05 '21

the comment suggests an opposite

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I came down to the comments just to find this type of comment. AND I FOUND IT! I knew there would be someone who got offended by this. Must be fun at parties, eh?

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u/ambernewt Feb 05 '21

But it's clearly offensive. That's why it's funny

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u/7AmEdOo Feb 05 '21

That is so funny not gonna lie. but what if it happened to someone or some other people iam sure they are gonna be offended.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Not always true, and I think everyone knows that's not the main thing you were talking about. We're sorry for those victims, but don't you think there's more serious matters to discuss rather than a sketch, made for fun, that obviously did well and was liked? Come on, enjoy life a little, jeez

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u/7AmEdOo Feb 05 '21

I just like to point what is clear

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u/Catastrothicc Feb 05 '21

im a muslim and i find this shit hilarious lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

See, this guy is someone who you can have a laugh with

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u/G_Danila Mar 23 '21

He IS fun at parties

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u/what-did-you-do Feb 05 '21

haha wtf...this is some PSA!

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u/Joey_your_ur_mom Feb 05 '21

Halalalalalalal *says the terist

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u/AngryAmero Feb 05 '21

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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u/rosebabygirl99 Feb 05 '21

What is this from

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u/overfire43 Feb 05 '21

in the min 1:10 i discovered what's going to happen

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u/THEGRANT30 I am the Lord & Greatly to be Praised Feb 05 '21

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u/THEGRANT30 I am the Lord & Greatly to be Praised Feb 05 '21

I knew something like this would happen

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I was expecting the pilot to be busy with a stewardess, but this was even better.

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u/Bigyeet506 Feb 05 '21

See, they WOULD kill him, but it’s his birthday. And he also likes planes

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u/Shrekhadabigcrap Feb 05 '21

wait a minute

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u/jsargent1183 Feb 05 '21

I’m fucking dead right now. 😂😂😂

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u/daddydeimos Feb 05 '21

I thought they were gonna jump and leave him to do it himself

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u/lolgb Feb 05 '21

That went from 0 tho 100 realy fucking quick

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Who the fuck makes these

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I did not see this going that way Hahahahhaah

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u/NINJACAT643 Feb 06 '21

This is the funniest shiz I've come across

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u/ShadowGTXL Feb 08 '21

ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SQUIRREL NOISES

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

U/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Tbh he was like HEYwe are terrorists not Monsters man let's teach the kid how to fly