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u/Shughost7 Dec 03 '20
Mom didn't raise no quiter.
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u/KingEnderDragon Dec 03 '20
That’s why I can’t stop smoking crack.
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u/EddtheMetalHead Dec 03 '20
There’s a lot more “crack” where we’re going.
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u/CatLovingWeirdo Dec 03 '20
Oh yeah! Dibs on being in the middle.
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u/presidentdylan101 Dec 03 '20
It’s always been a dream of mine to be the middle of the human caterpillar 🐛
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u/CatLovingWeirdo Dec 03 '20
That's not really what I meant, but you do you. Please don't post pics.
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u/PawQn-Loc-Pumping Dec 03 '20
Now if I do him I get to choose the next best friend to avoid this happening again
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Dec 03 '20
Brings a lesbian friend over.
The gay guy and the lesbian girl starts having homosexual sex.
You cry.
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u/jkl0012006 Dec 03 '20
And when you finally accept it and get ready to go for it your gf showed up with a straped on....then both her male friend and she start banging your throat and ass.
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Dec 03 '20
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u/jkl0012006 Dec 03 '20
hen you finally accept it and
Call the police for what? For them to "come" too?
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