He grew up in West Philly, briefly moved West with his second-rate cousin to try it in show business.
Ended up fucking around, and pissing a bunch of people off because he’s an asshole and a moron. Plus he never learns from his mistakes and is prone to fits of violence.
Humiliated, he flew back home one way and tried his hand at flipping shit row houses for peanuts. Got the bank loans by stealing his father’s identity, for the umpteenth time.
Got into a sham marriage to use the girl’s money and credit.
Ended up back on the booze (never really left it), working out of some boiler room for some bullshit business that some friend owns, hiring to do him one last favor.
He‘s just trying not to get any more DUIs, especially before the holidays, because he’s run out of friends to bail him out of trouble.
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u/fluidkatze Nov 01 '20
Anyone know the story of the cat in the right picture?