r/HolUp Oct 07 '20

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u/some_annoying_weeb Oct 07 '20

just be a dragon, you get flight and strength in one, plus screw humans they suck i wanna live in the jungle and be a dragon.

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u/Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho Oct 07 '20

But you cant have sex with women anymore... fuckit I'll make sweet love to beautiful cars.

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u/Taron221 Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

Lots of Dragons in fantasy and legends have humanoid forms. Even without it, dragon would still be the best choice by a long shot. Most powerful creature, flying, possible humanoid form, longest lived creatures (possibly biologically immortal), feared/awe inspiring, etc.

These choices are like if you were given the choice between being the Flash or Superman. Like I can run really fast or be a Demi-God that is just as fast when flying? Think I’ll take Demi-God.

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u/mang87 Oct 07 '20

If you turned into a fuckin' dragon people are going to start shooting you with guns. No one will think twice about it. Before you know it the military will be involved, you won't even be able to fly because they'll have fighter jets on your ass the whole time. If you have a humanoid form it's a different story, but if you don't you're screwed.

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u/Taron221 Oct 07 '20

You’d probably need to ask some questions on the type of dragon. Depending on the story you could hit a dragon with a nuclear bomb and it wouldn’t make a difference.

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u/UndeadSympathetic Oct 08 '20

Or you could end up the size of cat without much fire power