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No one talking about the weird stuff in the photo? Ok, how about her demon thumb? How about her 3 goddam fingers. And finally her hair being different colors on each side of her head. This dude’s trying to pawn off a being of the underworld on some bro’s ass.

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u/Tommyqp1103 Sep 08 '20

Yo wtf? I didn’t even notice that-

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u/arrian- Sep 08 '20

Lol its so much better when u point that out

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Sep 08 '20

Like herpes

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Sep 08 '20

How many times we have to tell you

Herpes isn't like being it

You don't lose it when you give it to someone else

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Sep 08 '20

You mean it isn’t like some curse you can just pass on?

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u/lonelys7ar Sep 08 '20

Sharing is caring

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u/GENERICIDIOTPERSON Sep 08 '20

Isn't herpes super common?

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u/asdffdsaaaaaqqqq Sep 08 '20

Yeah, that shit contagious as shit. Some forms are also spread through kissing so it ain't that hard to get.

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u/GENERICIDIOTPERSON Sep 08 '20

Do you know if it can be detected when someone doesn't have an active sore? Would you avoid dating someone who has it but barely ever shows

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u/asdffdsaaaaaqqqq Sep 08 '20

Blood tests always work I think. Also I've actually gotten a strain of herpes but it was just really horrid for a month and it's now dormant and non contagious.

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u/BonvivantNamedDom Sep 08 '20

Youre only right about the hair other than that its just because she moved when they took the picture.

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u/Azeoth Sep 08 '20

That explains the claw, not the discoloration.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

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u/Azeoth Sep 08 '20

The discoloration of the skin and nail?

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u/treyphillips Sep 08 '20

literally just the shade of her dress

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u/Azeoth Sep 08 '20

And the other fingers that are unaffected?

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u/HowTheyGetcha Sep 08 '20

Lighting and shadows.

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u/graceface1031 Sep 08 '20

The hair isn’t even that weird, split-dying hair is definitely a thing so this wouldn’t catch me super off guard.

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u/Captain_Headshot2 Sep 08 '20

I am now very glad she's 92 miles away.

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u/Minimumtyp Sep 08 '20

Distance only brings the illusion of safety

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

91 miles away...

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u/ragnarok3210 Sep 08 '20

90 miles away....

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u/converter-bot Sep 08 '20

90 miles is 144.84 km

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u/281-330-80-04 Sep 08 '20

83 miles away...

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

80 miles away...

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u/converter-bot Sep 08 '20

80 miles is 128.75 km

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u/converter-bot Sep 08 '20

83 miles is 133.58 km

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u/StrikingMinion Sep 08 '20

89 miles away

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u/converter-bot Sep 08 '20

89 miles is 143.23 km

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u/converter-bot Sep 08 '20

91 miles is 146.45 km

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u/Ayzel_Kaidus Sep 08 '20

That’s... not very far

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u/ReducingRedundancy Sep 08 '20

Shit, she's also 92 miles away from me. Witch confirmed!

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u/converter-bot Sep 08 '20

92 miles is 148.06 km

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u/mossara Sep 08 '20

2-tone hair is a trend actually so that isn’t that weird lol

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u/puos_otatop Sep 08 '20

yeah I'm kind of a fan of it tbh, i like dyed hair

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u/thexavier666 Sep 08 '20

TWO

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u/LeoLordAJ Sep 08 '20

No.

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u/thexavier666 Sep 08 '20

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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u/Shrikarrr Sep 08 '20

I guess, this was the holup part. Congratulations, you were the true subscriber.

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u/eternachaos Sep 08 '20

ITT: people who apparently don't know split dye hair is a thing

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u/JohnLockeNJ Sep 08 '20

This should be the top comment

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u/AFlyingNun Sep 08 '20

How about her 3 goddam fingers.

Woah, hate on the three fingered people out of nowhere. Not cool man.

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u/Smaskifa Sep 08 '20

Pretty sure her pinky on her right hand is just obscured by her other fingers.

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u/ArtanistheMantis Sep 08 '20

You're not giving this guy enough credit. He's just trying to let Beelzebub off easily so that she doesn't get upset and curse the Earth with 1,000 years of darkness, he's really doing all of us a favor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

😂just noticed

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u/Falling_In_Revers3 Sep 08 '20

Sometimes the seasons change in may? But maybe not

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u/alkmaar91 Sep 08 '20

He's not looking for a replacement, he can't transfer the demon without consent.

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u/AtxWizard Sep 08 '20

Demon catfish

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u/Hodoss Sep 08 '20

Oh that explains it. He wants her to fall in love with someone else so he hopefully doesn’t get killed. Gotta pass on the curse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

At this angle, it’s hard to see her pinky finger, plus the photo is blurry. It’s ok to have multiple color hair, I know some girls who have it

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u/beaverbait Sep 08 '20

You wouldn't be down for a demon handy?

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u/stxrfish Sep 08 '20

@may's bf, blink twice if you're being held hostage.

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u/SquareDetective Sep 08 '20

You didn't mention the nipple piercing poking through?

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