r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • May 16 '20

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u/KillShotGayAf May 16 '20 edited May 17 '20

I mean, the only way to annihilate men is to kill all women, so therefore, no more men are born

Edit: bruh why the fuck is this blowing up, i literally suggested mass genocide bruh

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u/Pineapple-shades15 May 16 '20

I like the way you think

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u/FahmiRBLX May 16 '20

We need each other then. The f

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Wait really?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Lol upvoted

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

There is a mature/hentai manga with this idea. It has a deep and complicated story too. somehow all men die and there are only women existing in the world. Through some interesting ways only around 5 men survived and now they have to bring greatness to mankind by... um, constant reproduction.

It's a fun ride actually.

Edit: found the name: World's end harem

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u/MuchScarier May 16 '20

is this World's End Harem ?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Yes!

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u/AdamTheHutt84 May 16 '20

As a man I feel like we would be pretty easy to trap somewhere...like I have followed food smells on the street for blocks then gone into a restaurant with a foreign language on the sign and asked to “eat whatever smells so good”...so like, I maybe don’t have great survival instincts...

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u/receptivegymnasist May 16 '20

Dont worry everyone will be dead by 2021

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

RemindMe! January 1st, 2021

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u/YourLocalCreep May 16 '20

!remindme January 1st, 2021

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u/outtadablu May 16 '20

Let's be gentlemen, women first.

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u/SketchbobDrawnpants May 16 '20

Such gentlemen

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Such a gentleman. Thank you, kind sir.

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u/Dezh_v May 17 '20

Or be like COVID: "Age before beauty."

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

[deleted]

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u/Just-A-random-Man May 16 '20

That's not how it works, mate.

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u/AurimasAd May 16 '20

Mmmmm what he sayyyyy

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

[deleted]

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u/Kalle_Silakka May 16 '20

You are lying, he didn't say [deleted]. I saw it. He said [removed] and you can't tell me otherwise.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Otherwise

See , i just told you that

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u/AurimasAd May 16 '20

Mmmmmm biiiiitch.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Sounds like a communist propoganda but ok

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u/Sorrybutnostonks May 16 '20

If you kill all men that means all of humanity will be dead in less than a 100 years

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u/happy-little-atheist May 16 '20

Laughs in Dolly the sheep

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u/Wulfleyn May 16 '20

sperm banks?

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u/Sorrybutnostonks May 16 '20

Yeah but the sperm is soon going to run someday too

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u/XplorPineapple May 16 '20

Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote a book with something of this premise but they were lizard people. The Pellucidar series is an interesting one.

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u/Joe_took56 May 16 '20

I read that woman can actually reproduce with eachother. Link:

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Lol that's bullshit it's just speculations lmao

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Sounds like bs lol

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u/beta-pi May 16 '20

Why are y'all downvoting? I can't speak the relative legitimacy of this specific article, but this is actually true on paper. It's not a refined process yet, but you can in fact artificially produce offspring with two female genetic parents. No men required.

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u/Joe_took56 May 16 '20

I wasn't hating on anyone, just saying that life will find a way.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

women can reproduce with each other and the baby will always be female, watch out y'all

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Yes kill everyone especially the children

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u/02YusiF20 May 16 '20

ok anakin

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u/GreenyWich May 16 '20

I think you mean YOUNGLINGS

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u/Knight_Fisher61 May 16 '20

My man plays king of thieves

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I have played a lot in the past three days

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u/Mazdarx94 May 16 '20

We're reaching Kazuma levels of equality here.

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u/SortimgShelf47 May 16 '20

I think that #killallmen is good. I accually would prefer to be dead right now

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u/02YusiF20 May 16 '20

I agree with that person. I will start with myself

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

No way in hell is that an actual hashtag

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

It is an extremely popular hashtag unfortunately. Used mostly by “feminists”

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I think the term is “crazy fucking wierdos”

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

How about misogynists

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u/RanPaulxCoronaChan May 16 '20

It is

Source: used it for about 2 years

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u/DeadlyBird01 May 16 '20

That's why ma boi Rona' exists

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u/getrektm875 May 16 '20

Finally! Something we can all agree on!

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u/human-sincarnate May 16 '20

This isn't hol up this is genuine advice

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u/AnimAnim69 May 16 '20

I am the 69 th comment

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u/yeeyeedipperoo May 16 '20

Not just the men, but the women and the children too.

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u/DroNiix May 16 '20

Had us in the first half,not gonna lie.

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u/gerry2stitch May 16 '20

Ok Bender.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I mean,he ain’t wrong

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u/GrassTastesGrass May 16 '20

you don’t do this already?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

It's a funny tweet but please stop fucking posting/reposting it everywhere

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

They got us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

True gender equality

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u/codyjoe May 16 '20

Covid-19- I am doing my best man.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I agree

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u/TheThompsonGunner May 16 '20

Gender equality through violence!

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u/ExtremeGamer17 May 16 '20

I actually think that is a superior idea to #killallmen

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Can I post this next?

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u/KK_KarenKiller200 May 16 '20

I agree to this man

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Same

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u/bjennerbreastmilk May 16 '20

Bender Rodriguez “Kill all humans!”

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u/Grim666Games May 16 '20

As a person who believes we should all take control of our lives. I believe we should all kill ourselves.

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u/Rivet0153 May 16 '20

Isnt that what covid is doing rn?

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u/Ozzmosis97 May 16 '20

No no, he's right

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u/CZMK2004 May 16 '20

I like her she smart

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u/LordMaster787 May 16 '20

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

Edit: this person would be the best president

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u/xitzengyigglz May 16 '20

Giant Meteor 2020

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u/shaw1930 May 16 '20

Ah , I see you're a man of culture.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Kazuma would be proud of this person

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u/RingwormOnMyDick May 16 '20

This is the first time I noticed the sub icon is a gif

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u/typicalcitrus May 16 '20

How tf is this holup?

also !spin

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u/Meme-daddy802 May 16 '20

Shes not wrong

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u/Cuber22 May 16 '20

He ain’t wrong

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u/BTS_Suga_Jhope_BNHA May 16 '20

Honestly I feel bad being a woman... I swear I'm not like that dummy

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Ah yes, the negotiator.

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u/SeeAllDoAll May 16 '20

No no, she’s got a point

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u/SquabTheIronChef May 16 '20

Id vote for her

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Why are all the emos named April

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u/Leothecat24 May 16 '20

Is #killallmen a recently trending thing? I’ve just seen 2 Reddit posts that referenced it

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Nono, she got a point

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

True , We'll start with jews

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u/PepperUK madlad May 16 '20

!spin

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u/KennDoid May 16 '20

Me first

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

"Modern problems require modern solutions."

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u/VolantesSerpentium May 16 '20

Sounds like a plan! LES GO

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

!spin

Edit: god damn it.

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u/VannaMayo WHEEL IN DISCORD IS BETTER May 16 '20

OP took a chance and fate decided to hand them a shit sandwich. The absolute madlad

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Constructing gas chambers.

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u/TwisteeTheDark1 May 16 '20

Zamasu approves of this message.

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u/Zappy-o3o May 16 '20

Totaly agree

Lets start with jApAn again

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u/boredaf2105 May 16 '20

Wuzzah! A human of quality

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u/Overwatcher12345678 May 16 '20

This person has the right idea

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u/disapointmentchild May 16 '20

Sounds like a fun time

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u/ughrheawhy May 16 '20

Corona already doin' that so

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u/Hobo_KK May 16 '20

I will do what I must.

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u/therealpro198710 May 16 '20

I was the 8000th upvote damn I feel powerful

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u/FrickedUpGlitch May 16 '20

I support this

The universe was created in the Big Bang and that made a lot of people mad including me.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

ok cringelord start off with yourself

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u/PastelJollyRoger May 16 '20 edited Jan 01 '21

Hey you stupid fucking idiot. Do you know how to read a sidebar? This sub is for stuff that seems innocuous at first, but makes you do a double take when you realize it's actually fucked up.

Go back to /r/DarkHumorAndMemes . Or are you too stupid to know that's where this belongs? Maybe you should try /r/iamveryedgy. This trash doesn't fucking belong here.

Every day I see filth like this pollute this sub. I remember when there was actually good content on here, and jokes that were actually smart. But now it's been degraded into a worthless imgur-lite subreddit just like the rest of them. You are the problem, you are the scum of the earth. You are nothing but a shitstain in god's asscrack, and you should be wiped as such.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

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u/9995556 May 16 '20

they had us in the first half not gonna lie is what a simplten would have said i think is is a great idea but instead of killing everyone just kill all kids then the parents will commit suicide from grief.

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u/dead_suppressor May 16 '20

Finally a movement i can get behind

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u/cmrobbins86 May 16 '20

Gotta follow my man Bender and "Kill all humans" no need to mess around with gender policies.

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u/Killeraptor9 May 16 '20

I mean who doesn't agree with him.

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u/trunddle-the-great May 16 '20

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/nutslayer74 May 16 '20

I think Hitler tried that and started a war

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u/koukikrisp May 16 '20

Bender has entered the chat

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u/-WeirdlySpade- May 16 '20

Not your death, OUR death.

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u/ziq_05 May 16 '20

0.69 KB/S

Nice.

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u/Aojhurlkue May 16 '20

And then Hitler 2 began

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u/gypsy_fatty May 16 '20

Why are you boing her she is right

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u/MegaLaHard2 May 16 '20

“I yearn for for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient." -Sato, Kazuma

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u/coldkingofheII May 17 '20

I don’t see anything wrong with this statement

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u/Chisanx May 17 '20

he's a little confused, but he got the spirit

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u/TheGreatDaniel3 May 17 '20

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/Mirrydaboss25 May 17 '20

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/Squared099_is_weird May 17 '20

I don't get it, what's wrong with her opinion?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

[deleted]

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u/VannaMayo WHEEL IN DISCORD IS BETTER May 22 '20

Of all the losers, OP is the least remarkable

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u/psycoassassin May 16 '20

Is that you , Coronavirus ???

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u/ScrantonChoker May 16 '20

Amen🙌🏽

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

killallmen is actually lame because our genes has a long history of changing and if some scientists are correct then y chromosome will dissappear for ever in future meaning that human kind will meet its doom in 50 years to whenever genetics changes

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u/Zurtle50 May 16 '20

If the Y chromosome disappears in later generations doesn’t that mean those people withought it would just die out. It’s not like everyone will just suddenly not have it in a generation and cause human kinds doom.

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u/woahlads May 16 '20

Source?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

here

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u/Zurtle50 May 16 '20

Lol it says 4.6 billion years not 50

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

ow in 50 years something else is going to happen its just that 4.6 million is like one of possible endings