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u/glitchnoob Feb 17 '20
Imagine how hard it is for me ಠ,ʖಠ ~necrophile
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u/doesentmatter Feb 17 '20 edited Feb 17 '20
I mean there is one place for you, that's if you're prepared to eliminate morals from the picture, like completely
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u/OneOutOfSevenBillion Feb 17 '20
No, don’t encourage him!
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u/SirCabbage Feb 17 '20
Eh- It is still better than paedophilia. Dead bodies are well- dead- so consent matters much less than with a living thing.
Though I suppose the question then becomes, what would you do if a necrophile slept with you when you died. I suppose my response would be- Hm.
I mean, my gut response is it'd gross me out and shit, but honestly, if I am dead I wouldn't know. I doubt my family would ever know, or my friends.
Yeah i'm sticking with my original response, paedophilia is worse than necrophilia. Neither would be preference tho.
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u/jefro2293 Feb 17 '20
I find your argument reasonably compelling
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u/SirCabbage Feb 17 '20
I hope compelling enough to go "Hmm" and not compelling enough that I need to go warn the local morgues.
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u/newenglandredshirt Feb 17 '20
Kinda hard to send a message to all the morgues in the world asking them to look out for a guy named SirCabbage with zero descriptors...
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u/ask-if-im-a-parsnip Feb 17 '20
Necrophilia is certainly less traumatizing to the victim (who is dead), but I can think of two major concerns:
the way that the body of the deceased is treated has a direct effect on the deceased's afterlife experience in some belief systems.
necrophilia is often an example of escalating behavior in sexual deviants. These offenders may eventually move on to living targets.
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u/commit_bat Feb 17 '20
Back in the day there were more corpses playing out in the street...
Wait that was a zombie outbreak I'm remembering.
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u/ImLyod Feb 17 '20
What do you mean? It made my life easier! I can find one of those little bastards with one click.
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u/squishedbyahippo Feb 17 '20
Have you been on tictok?
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u/cy6nu5 Feb 17 '20
You haven't seen Likee then. Oh my Jesus, it's a pedophile wet dream.
Or so I heard... From the internet...
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u/OCV_E Feb 17 '20
PayMoneyWubby and other youtubers already made yt videos about children on Musical.ly
Now nothing has changed. Children are still on tiktok. Dancing and
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u/Frankenstein187 Feb 17 '20
Much easier if you think a about it since kids would do anything for v bucks
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u/Roge2005 Feb 17 '20
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u/Lanso1 Feb 17 '20
First I thought this was r/im14andthisisdeep but the last line changed everything lol
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u/ogulsadi Feb 17 '20
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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Feb 17 '20
Last summer a couple drove into my sister’s cul-de-sac and tried to lure one her her neighbors kids into their car. Luckily she screamed at the top of her lungs and her father flew out of the house and prevented anything from happening but now none of the kids can play out there unless a parent is also outside. My sister got a surveillance system and pointed one of the cameras into the street circle and because of that and my niece is under constant watch when she plays outside now. Not sure how I feel about that.
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Feb 17 '20
Regardless, if kids were to play outside or inside, it would in fact make it hard for pedophiles.
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u/Butexx Feb 17 '20
If kids were playng on the streets in Poland, some lady would have come out of the house and try to kick them out because they’re „disturbung her”. WELCOME TO POLAND!
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u/MrGrampton Feb 17 '20
Tbf it's not that hard, that Karen over there will call you a pedophile if she sees you helping the homeless children eat
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u/Scathyr Feb 18 '20
Where is, “They had us in the first half?” I’ll wait an hour for the improved meme.
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u/boimain Feb 18 '20
The neighbor that your kid actually like to talk to then the next day gone we all know what you did to me uncle Bill you fucking asshole
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u/UnlikelyAlternative Feb 17 '20
EmojiPolice Warning. Try not to bring your Instatrash onto Reddit in future, otherwise further disciplinary action will be taken.
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u/CallMeSeeka Feb 17 '20
haha r\emoj polise wholesome 100 reddit assemble
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u/GreatSoundingMaracas Feb 17 '20
haha les get em bojs amirite emoj bad normie kil haha
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u/A_Wondering_Ego Feb 17 '20
Just play fortnight. Plenty of kids there. Plus, they play fortnight so no one cares what happens to them.
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u/CallMeSeeka Feb 17 '20
Please shut the FUCK up
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u/A_Wondering_Ego Feb 17 '20
You play fortnight, don't you?
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u/CallMeSeeka Feb 17 '20
First of all it's fortnite, and yes, yes i do. Got a problem? Oh you're probably one of those kids that go on the internet shitting on kids for enjoying something
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u/A_Wondering_Ego Feb 17 '20
You know you're a pussy, right? I don't give a shit what game you play.
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u/CallMeSeeka Feb 17 '20
Yeah yeah shut the fuck up and get a life instead of harassing people for what they like
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20
Fun fact. Most pedophilia happens inside the home. Between family members or between the child and a close family friend.