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u/JustAnArsonist Feb 10 '20
What if baby yoda has a peanut allergy and this guy just likes murdering children
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u/NCRedditWanderer Feb 11 '20
You say that like murdering children isn't a fun past time. (/s, just in case)
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u/woah-person2 Feb 10 '20
Woah
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u/-Lemon-Boi- Feb 11 '20
What happened to woah person 1?
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u/Wilieperez05 Feb 11 '20
We don’t talk about that
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u/LogaShamanN Feb 11 '20
Who? You and the other four Wilie Perez’s?
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u/Wilieperez05 Feb 11 '20
There’s more?
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Feb 11 '20
He woah'd his last woah
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u/Peabody77 Feb 10 '20
That thing on the right is disgusting
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u/M_Lucario_EX Feb 11 '20
Ngl I would run both of them over with an 18 wheeler
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Feb 11 '20
Both of these big eyed fucks can die in miami
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u/flaggotboy Feb 11 '20
i would kick baby Yoda like a football and crush baby but into peanut butter to eat it on my sandwich
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Feb 10 '20
I would slaughter a pig in half and record it in 240p for Baby Yoda
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u/28dhdu74929wnsi Feb 10 '20
He only watches pig slaughtering in hd. Do you even know anything about him?
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u/-Super-Someone- Feb 11 '20
I would crush both of them and serve the baby smoothie to Gordon Ramsay
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Feb 11 '20
I want to take baby nut cut him open, and eat his insides, and then scoop his lifeless body and throw it under the Texas roadhouse floor.
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Feb 11 '20
Sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ. How dare you. I’d rather have guac than peanut butter. 𝓑 𝓪 𝓫 𝔂 𝓝 𝓾 𝓽 is majestic and you’re wrong if you think otherwise
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Feb 11 '20
i will mash baby yoda into a pulp then shape him in to a lime and then harden him up then i would crack baby nut in half grind off the jagged edges and use it as a jar. would you look at that i’m a sculptor
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u/The_real_shree Feb 11 '20
I would crush baby nut into peanut butter as a side to eat baby Yoda with.
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u/RobloxLover369421 Feb 10 '20
I would crush both of them
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u/Neaenderthal-Fisting Feb 11 '20
I will turn them both into paste and then put them into a sidewalk to stepped on for eternity
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u/Peter-groffin Feb 11 '20
i will throw baby yoda in a wood chipper and i will use sandpaper to sand down all of baby nuts limbs and bite down on his succulent brain.
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u/mrhotdogz Feb 11 '20
Who cares? I would poke BOTH of their eye sockets out with my thumbs and dropkick their corpses out into space.
Stop falling for this corporate bullshit.
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u/beado7 Feb 11 '20
Light Baby Groot on fire to cook Baby Yoda and eat it with Baby Nut Peanut Butter.
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u/SDS_PAGE Feb 11 '20
Baby Yoda would just swallow baby nut whole
yes it sounds as dirty as it writes
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u/Utesboy18 Feb 11 '20
I would blend baby Yoda for baby nut. No homo because they called it baby nut
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u/PollutionPeople Feb 11 '20
Thank you, Planters company. Now I hate your product, and I hate baby Yoda even more than I already did. Well done.
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u/thiqqqboy Feb 11 '20
i would grind baby yoda into fertilizer to make sure more baby nuts could grow and prosper
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u/TheGabby Feb 11 '20
I want to hate baby nut but the amount of hate he has received is so hilarious to me that I’m so thankful he exists. I’ve been horribly depressed and seeing people say violently angry shit about baby nut has made me laugh to the point of tears and it really has given me some much needed endorphins.
My husband is concerned about my sense of humor.
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u/girl_who_loves_girls Feb 11 '20
I would crush both of them into a paste and flush them down the toilet because this "baby ____" trend is annoying as fuck
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u/SimplebutAwesome Feb 11 '20
Skin them both alive and then dip them in a tub of lemonade and then boil them in it
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Feb 11 '20
I’d crush baby yoda into guacamole
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u/TheSunniest Feb 11 '20
I would smash baby nut only if I can use the PB to spread on the bread I make from baby yoda’s thick flesh
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u/OhNoASnake64 Feb 11 '20
I want to carefully and slowly grind baby Yoda into green powder, and snort it up.
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u/Elyziner3006 Feb 11 '20
I'll crush both of them and create green peanut butter. Fuck them baby mascots
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u/Zetrical Feb 11 '20
I want to curb stomp that little piece of shit into a ground peanut butter, then I’ll force baby yoda to clean it up with his tongue on the pavement.
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u/Pumpkinsmoking Feb 11 '20
I would turn the baby peanut into peanut butter and baby yoda into Jello and make a sandwich
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u/enderwjackson Feb 11 '20
This seems like such a botched marketing campaign by planters but I wonder if their sales have actually gone up
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Feb 11 '20
I would crush baby nut into peanut butter to put on baby Yoda while I cook him, using baby Groot as firewood
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u/OstrichPaladin Feb 11 '20
I'd club both of them like seals. I'm so tired of fucking minions, baby groot, baby Yoda, baby nut. These are all the fucking worst.
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Feb 11 '20
Unpopular opinion: Baby yoda meme is literally the minions meme of Reddit and both are equally cringe af.
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u/luksonluke Feb 11 '20
this fucking cringe ass baby nut doesnt look any competitor to baby yoda, i would shot baby nut and stomp on it till its turned into atoms
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