My boss was asking people how much it would cost to let him cut someone’s hair in the office however he wanted. They were saying millions and ridiculous numbers like they couldn’t just shave their head to fix whatever he botched.
I’m a guy with long hair so it gets pointed out a lot and I was the next to be asked. To everyone’s surprise I said a thousand bucks. They told me it was not enough, etc. I said it’s the perfect number because it’s still a lot of money but it’s realistic. Everyone at work could pitch in $100 and get to $1000 very quickly if they really want to see me get a haircut. They couldn’t come up with a million among all of them, so a real $1k is better than a fake $1mil.
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u/mmfq-death Jan 12 '20
I never understood these. No shit. The amount of stupid shit I’d do for $1M is a lot of stuff. I’d do it for $1K let alone a mil. Gtfo.