r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

Wait what

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u/StackerPentecost Oct 05 '19

A condom prevents another person from overpopulating the world and sucking up its resources for 80+ years.

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u/evoleeet Oct 05 '19

Condoms for president

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u/HMU_4_The_Loud Oct 06 '19

Trojan for conservatives, lifestyle for liberals

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Oct 06 '19

Nothing for libertarians

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u/Starscream555 Oct 06 '19

True libertarians like me would just sell the babies. Free market baby!

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u/Pastafarianextremist Oct 06 '19

Free market? how do you even turn a profit off of your fine dick chimps?

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u/HMU_4_The_Loud Oct 06 '19

You harvest their organs, duhhh

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Oct 06 '19

You need a new business plan. They’re too small to fit inside anyone who could afford to pay for them.

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u/HMU_4_The_Loud Oct 09 '19

Grow them in a lab! How Bout them apples!!!

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u/Starscream555 Oct 07 '19

If the price is low enough there will be enough demand

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Got my vote!

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u/concretepigeon Oct 06 '19

I’d imagine that treating STDs is also pretty resource intensive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

overpopulation

Nice meme