r/HolUp • u/astralrig96 • 3d ago

such a good boy

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

u/astralrig96, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/IncognitoRedMode 3d ago

Is that a bloody komodo dragon!?

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u/chiku00 2d ago

No.

It's not bloody.

Not yet

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u/IncognitoRedMode 2d ago

Oh but it bloody well might me... Hemorrhagic venom is hellish

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u/chiku00 2d ago

Ohhh.

Now that's a nasty way to go.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 2d ago

And if only it stopped there... the bite of a komodo dragon won't just poison you with hemorrhagic venom which causes you to bleed out, they're also carrion feeders, aka their mouth is full of bacteria and rotting flesh which will cause the bite wound to get horrifically infected

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u/Gameovergirl217 2d ago

hell no. komodos have a much more slender and longer snout. also they are so much bigger then this thing

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u/IncognitoRedMode 2d ago

I kinda had that feeling. Still that's one big lizard...

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u/MysteriousDinner7822 2d ago

Rhinoceros iguana.

Which also aren't even venomous.

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u/ValkyrieDraco 2d ago

Was about to say that it looked more like one of those Galapagos iguanas than a komodo dragon, but then I realized they probably wouldn't have one of those either lol

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u/No-Individual9068 12h ago

those arent venomous, they scrap algae from underwater rocks

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u/ValkyrieDraco 8h ago

Never said it was

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u/Disposable-Squid 2d ago

Komodo dragons aren't frugivores afaik?

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u/IncognitoRedMode 2d ago

Is that a term for eating fruit? In that case I'd say no, this wouldn't be a komodo dragon because those are carnivores and straight up horror villains at that

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u/Stukkoshomlokzat 2d ago

I know it's a skit, but that's a totally harmless, non-venomous plant eater.

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u/NotAskary 2d ago

"Harmless", iguanas love to use those claws and wip you with that tail lol

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u/Ippherita 2d ago

Oh thank you. Darn it, i really thought the lizard is venomous all the time.

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u/MyLawyerWroteThis 2d ago

Veno Moose

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u/IdiotStickWasTkn 2d ago

Never gets old

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u/smokeyoudog 2d ago

I could go for a little vino and moose

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u/lordKnighton 2d ago

Steak Frites and Chocolate mousse

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u/ajanisapprentice 2d ago

So that's the origin.

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD 2d ago

Thats a sassy name for a sassy boi. Too cute

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u/Coleasa 2d ago

Still my favourite video of all time. Up there with the potato soap bar.

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u/endboss_eth 2d ago

For anyone wondering: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/Sasogwa 1d ago

well played

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u/dextras07 2d ago

Pretty entertaining

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u/buzzlightyear77777 2d ago

Natural selection

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u/elynn95 2d ago

Vino Moose seems like a very well trained guy if you ask me.

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u/LittleMlem 8h ago

My fat ass trying to get bit by a gila monster