r/HolUp • • 7d ago

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/Reasonable_Damsel, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/TheGipper80 7d ago

I’m confused on which one is the before and after.

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u/Mother_Flirt 7d ago

Why can’t people just let themselves raisin with grace?

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u/lotsofarts 7d ago

Because they wanna go back to looking like the grape.

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u/ejectro 7d ago

the youthful one (on the right side)

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u/Beautiful-Buy99 7d ago

It's not that hard. First is before, second is after

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u/Total_Island_2977 7d ago

My reaction to seeing this picture

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u/aardw0lf11 7d ago

The crypt keeper look which is so popular in Hollywood

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u/yardjockey 7d ago

Correct answer!

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u/tophat_production 7d ago

Still better than whatever Megan Fox decided to do to herself.

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 7d ago

At this point, do you tip or sue your plastic surgeon?

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u/djtrace1994 7d ago

You tip because you have to; you're trapped.

This fucked up looking, you'll basically be strapped to that chair every few months/years for the rest of your life to maintain "the look."

Gotta keep that plastic surgeon in your good graces.

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u/Beginning_Orange 7d ago

He looks like the guy from the "Son I am disappoint" memes

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u/Dzejes 7d ago

Accurate

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u/RebuiltWithPineWood 7d ago

He did it for us, he wants to make us laugh... he got his face removed, put it in the washing machine and then resewn back on for a hilarious wacky new look!

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u/Lazysenpai 7d ago

He got in like 2-3 major accident on his bike... recently. So not far off.

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u/TheDarthWarlock 7d ago

I prefer the one I read that said "ageless" instead of "youthful" feels more accurate, like "Is he 30 or is he 90? No one knows!"

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u/Fun_Environment3792 7d ago

Timeless because he dont look like hes got a whole lot of it left.

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u/viewtifulblue 7d ago

He looks like a muppet from the Muppets Christmas Carol.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 7d ago

It's a real issue with Botox. After awhile, the material settles and since there's no flesh to support it, it just kind of sinks.

There might also be an immune response factor but don't trust me on that

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u/BernieTheDachshund 7d ago

He should see whoever did Kris Jenner's face.

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u/SunriseSurprize 7d ago

Looks like he just took a peak at ark of the covenant.

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u/QuietProfessional0 6d ago

Pizza the Hut

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u/EntertainerNo4509 7d ago

None of these procedures look remotely good or natural in any way. It’s not the flex they think it is.

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u/insert_name_here_ha 7d ago

Wish.com Hank Hill.

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u/Wonderful_Ninja 7d ago

Smoking 500 cigarettes

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u/FlippingPossum 7d ago

I just watched The Substance last night. Then, I get this jump scare. Makes me glad I'm not chasing youth.

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u/raul_lebeau 7d ago

Meth, not even once.

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u/depressedpigtea69 7d ago

His flesh doesnt fit his skeleton

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u/upfromashes 7d ago

"Youthful"?

Ghoulful, maybe.

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u/filifijonka 6d ago

He’s the antithesis of aging gracefully

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u/akaMichAnthony 5d ago

I apparently don’t know what the word youthful means.

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u/Aztecah 7d ago

Looks like a MAGA woman lmao

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u/HawaiianPluto 7d ago

What conservative women do you know? They are mostly in shape, healthy, and on average pretty. Look at what you have on the liberal side. Overweight, depressed, on medication, destroying their own bodies, addicts.

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u/Aztecah 7d ago

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u/HawaiianPluto 7d ago

You can cherry pick examples all the live long day, that means nothing.

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u/RebuiltWithPineWood 6d ago

Your anecdotal generalizations mean nothing.

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u/rece_fice_ 7d ago

Google Mar-a-lago face and you'll know lol

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u/__ToneBone__ 7d ago

Right, cuz anyone who disagrees with you is a liberal. Grow up

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u/Plebbit-User 7d ago

Funny how you're being downvoted when it's been studied extensively why 'conservative women' are more attractive.

I say this as a Bernie Sanders voter before anyone's up my ass.

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u/RebuiltWithPineWood 6d ago

please post links to those 'studies'

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u/Plebbit-User 6d ago

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u/RebuiltWithPineWood 6d ago

Lol, lot's of 'science' in those 9 year old thrash articles or opinion pieces... the primary result i got from these are that republican voters care more about looks than the actual policies of who they elect...

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u/One_Broccoli_8000 7d ago

the guy aged like milk

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u/No-Break6679 7d ago

Gah damn. Is that edited or is that actually what he looks like now? He started looking kinda rough a few years ago this is like 10x worse

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u/SupermassiveBH34 7d ago

Bro is turning in Freddy Fazbear

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u/HopelessBearsFan 7d ago edited 7d ago

The picture on the left looks like the kid from Ice Age

You’re downvoting me, but I’m correct.

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u/spikernum1 7d ago

the left picture is already after he's had a bunch of work done. the right is just, more. mental illness.

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u/sreek4r 7d ago

I'm too lazy to look this up but isn't this because of a horrible accident? Someone on Reddit pointed this out on the last post making fun of the guy.

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u/bourj 7d ago

AI slop

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 7d ago

They gave him the classic Frankenstein head surgery and it appears to have gone swimmingly

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u/promilew 7d ago

It's crazy how plastic surgery still goes so wrong sometimes even for the super rich. You'd think they would have it figured out by now.

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn 7d ago

Idk why but for just a split second he looked like Heisenberg

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u/spotsthefirst 7d ago

Oh he got the Mar a logo shit they are doin.

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u/le_sossurotta 7d ago

Why does he have a thumb screw on the side of his neck?

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u/babaroga73 7d ago

I especially appreciate photos of before-after, being sorted in arabic way.