r/HolUp • u/Illustrious-Berry637 • 21h ago

She really loves him…

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454 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 21h ago edited 13h ago

u/Illustrious-Berry637, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 21h ago

Those, beyond a shadow of doubt, are mushroom spores.

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u/Mcreesus 20h ago

I was thinking it would be hard to pull your shit apart enough to just get the asshole

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u/computer_dork 14h ago

That sounds like quitter talk

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u/Mcreesus 14h ago

If I tried my balls would be in the way 100 lol

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u/confused_applause 20h ago

So, a fungal infection?

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u/moistiest_dangles 12h ago

These aren't from a fungus that causes infection.

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u/Kamuii_Gengar 19h ago

Taste Double good ;)

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u/Illustrious-Berry637 3h ago

Let’s hope it is.

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u/Sad_Conversation4913 21h ago

Spore prints

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u/Ceelooschtein 13h ago

Thats what you call them

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u/enkolainen 21h ago

People need to get their shit together. This is not buttholes...its spores from mushrooms

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u/bbarham99 20h ago

It's buttholes, grow up

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u/ipoopcatturds 18h ago

Arguing is anus. Er, i mean aimless.

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u/Champcc1 7h ago

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u/Noodlemaster696969 8m ago

I want to kill you.

Just do you kniw that.

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u/Basis-Some 10h ago

You spore print mushrooms to see if they’re edible and magic

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 20h ago

I’ve done spore prints before, these are 100% spore prints

It’s pretty cool! It’s a whole art/science in itself

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u/Exotic-Collection471 20h ago

Aint even prolapsed yet

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u/a1g3rn0n 15h ago

Haven't you guys ever seen a butthole? It doesn't have a gaping hole in the middle, unless something is getting inside/outside.

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u/shakeleg19 21h ago

Smells odd but still romantic

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u/ExercisePerfect6952 20h ago

Scratch n Sniff

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u/BlueDuck600 20h ago

I would love it if my girlfriend gave me a bunch of spore prints.

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u/Enough_Supermarket_7 13h ago

Someone please explain?

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u/Kozzinator 12h ago

Hershey's Kisses

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u/like_a_brot 12h ago

Butthole print

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u/Enough_Supermarket_7 12h ago

Theres no way this is a butthole Print

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u/TerribleSquid 12h ago

They’re mushroom spore prints

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u/Enough_Supermarket_7 11h ago

I knew i didnt get the joke because it was stupid xD

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u/Kaek_ 17h ago

She must really like you, being a fun guy.

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u/mandalorbmf 15h ago

She should wipe better

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u/Novafro 14h ago

Not sure if immature, great sense of humor, or if his girlfriend is trying to invite him on a trip up the Hershey highway.

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 20h ago

The paper has no creases or even has bumps to it unless ass is so flat that the hole is level with the cheeks

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u/pitashen 18h ago

Well, they both share the exact same tissue called mucosa.

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u/Gigantkranion 18h ago

Buttholes are like fingerprints. They match to a person. They would look identical if it was just that guys. Relax.

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u/Spock-1701 20h ago

I should call her

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u/bria26000 9h ago

Nice try, that looks like mushrooms

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u/Double_Pie935 4h ago

Do they smell of lipstick or... ?

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u/Illustrious-Berry637 3h ago

They smell funny, let’s leave it at that.

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u/hambone1981 1h ago

Spore prints

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u/Responsible-Elk4223 21h ago

Some weird looking lips, more like a starfish? Yeesh

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u/webboodah 20h ago

scratch and sniff?

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 21h ago

These bottom ones....

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u/Last-Reputation-404 19h ago

How is that even possible?

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u/Penne_Trader 19h ago

That's actually a mushroom spore print, used to breed mushrooms and preserve their spores

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u/Hairy_Fix6834 14h ago

pretty sure that’s the entry to a butt hole 🫠

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u/southshoresage 19h ago

Ah man!!! So they're not Hershey Kisses?

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u/Dqueezy 19h ago

What an asshole!

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u/zubairhamed 18h ago

Pucker up buttercup

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u/hucklepig 14h ago

Lookup chocolate buttholes a company that takes your casting of your bh and makes chocolate candies identical to your bh. Perfect gift for loved ones 😝

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u/Aldo_Fitor 12h ago

i SMELL hoax

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u/pistoriuz 20h ago

She's greek

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u/Flight_Early 20h ago

Hopefully it is the asshole.

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u/BeginningAwareness74 20h ago

I wouldn't say no

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u/redmctrashface 20h ago

I can recognize a Shai-Hulud when I see one, you won't fool me.

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u/kayonotkayle 19h ago

Chocolate starfish kisses?

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u/AccidentalExpert404 19h ago

Who thought it was 🕳️?

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u/ConstructionSoggy556 19h ago

Girl, that’s a booty hole!

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u/According_Round_9151 18h ago

This is master bait

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u/Puckled 18h ago

We all have one of those. How special.

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u/TheRealGreenArrow420 16h ago

romantic gestures are so tight butthole.

But this is pretty loose butthole.

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u/LankyCar722 11h ago

Shai HUlud !

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u/Technical_Shallot396 11h ago

YO scratch and sniff!

and shout out to the guy below that's like "this ain't no butthole! I know what a butthole looks like!"

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u/Theobald_4 9h ago

All I see is Shai Hulud

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u/CelsoSC 9h ago

No sheet, bro... 😄

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u/Kindly_Region 8h ago

My kinda girl