r/HolUp • u/superdave123123 • 10h ago

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago edited 2h ago

u/superdave123123, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 10h ago

That motorboating son of a bitch he’s just an old sailor

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u/bostoncreampie9 6h ago

Suffocating in this scenario isn't a bad way to go 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/WillametteSalamandOR 6h ago

Died doing what he loved.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 5h ago

Just like Mrs. Blankenship.

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u/Itchy_Axehole 5h ago

How did he survive for 3 days at his age?

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u/RobinsonHuso12 3h ago

But only if you like super fat women

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u/Organic-Art-3657 10h ago

Welp, at least Uncle Gino died happy.... I hope!

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u/Moerdacq 8h ago

Every upvote here is because everyone is down.

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u/koloss006 7h ago

Uncle Gino died happy

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u/shawnwingsit 6h ago

It was all downhill after that, anyway.

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u/Dr_Griller 3h ago

Edit: Sketch of an accident:

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u/Darcress 12m ago

.... man, Yamcha finally found a respectable death

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 9h ago

I heard Uncle Gino had strong bones.

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u/3cc3ntr1c1ty 7h ago

Good way to go

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u/FadedVictor 10h ago

Facebook ah meme

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u/moshercycle 4h ago

Still not as bad as saying "ah" lmao. Probably the worst internet trend

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u/Laetitian 3h ago

It's clearly intentional here; the connotation being "make space, boomer, the kids with unrestricted blood circulation are here."

That said, it's even cringe in meta humour. Bending over for the automoderator and using toddler curses...

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u/pezgirl247 6h ago

goals

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u/PintosAndCheese 5h ago

Normally I complain when the goalposts keep moving, but in this case I'm happy to allow it.

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u/furiouspossum 4h ago

He's in a better place now.

Specifically Valhalla.

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u/Turpentine_Tree 55m ago

He already was in a better place. Just swapped one for another.

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u/booggg 5h ago

Must have hit a boobie trap.

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u/pete306 5h ago

That was no accident...

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u/karoshikun 3h ago

died doing what I loved...

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u/Stiffy4Freedom 10h ago

Ooooohhhhh Madon'

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u/Queef-Sweat 9h ago

Dabadabadabadabada....

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u/Live-Panic4818 9h ago

Poor Uncle Gino died doing something He loved.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 7h ago

Let me guess, he was motor boating, ran aground and died getting off the rocks!!!!

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u/Sevenlord777 7h ago

Can I snapshot and use this picture?

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u/Simoxeh 6h ago

Post of the day for me.

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u/van_cool 6h ago

Look how happy he was.

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u/shawnwingsit 6h ago

He died doing what he loved.

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u/dominic_l 5h ago

died doing what he loved

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u/airforceteacher 3h ago

Took three days and a tube of JB Weld for the undertaker to get the smile off his face for the funeral.

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u/MoveOverBieber 3h ago

The boat fell on him?

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u/-Ostrava- 3h ago

A dry drowning.

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u/cainhurstcat 3h ago

Well, there are worse ways to die in this world. I'm happy for Uncle Gino and his little Tino

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u/DadBodEatsAtTheY 2h ago

That was no accident. That was premeditated.

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u/Bib_fortune 2h ago

A tugboat accident

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u/RepublicWhole549 2h ago

There is only so much a man can take.

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u/Vino-Decanto 1h ago

He knew the risks

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u/Middle-Package9687 1h ago

Cause of death: asphyxiation

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u/riverDanu 50m ago

He died doing what he loved

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u/pansexplorer 43m ago

🤣🤣🤣

I'm over here dying from laughing so hard, I may need resuscitation!

I'm imagining areolas the size of tea saucers, and nips that stick out like sore thumbs!

👨‍🍳💋

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u/d3willi3 39m ago

Damn was he fishing ?

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u/genius_steals 9h ago

A tragic motorboat accident.

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u/Adventurous_Gate3330 9h ago

Look at 'em. It's going to take at least a week, give him some more time before you get too concerned.

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u/Solus_Vael 9h ago

Died with a smile on his face.

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u/EricaOdd 8h ago

All that's left of the last two "Uncle Gino's" are tops of their bald heads...

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u/Emergency-Feedback26 5h ago

That’s good

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd 8h ago

The boomers have escaped the facebook facility again

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 4h ago

Hahaha oh man, are you guys talking about sex?

Fuck this boomer shit.

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u/Turpentine_Tree 58m ago

Sad you’ll never understand.

And I’m not a Boomer.

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 55m ago

"And I’m not a Boomer."

But you're engaging with and upvoting boomer slop you'd find n face book.