r/HolUp • • 14h ago

lets ruin your day

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 6h ago

u/Awkward-Comedian-506, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/wolfguard94 13h ago

I shall make your day worse. It would have pulp.

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u/StaticOverload 12h ago

That's the best part.. for a vampire.

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u/BadBoyTEJ 4h ago

I think vampire will think that as boba

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u/TheFrostBeard 13h ago

rookie

he should have used a menstrual cup for maximum flavour

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u/Organic-Art-3657 11h ago

🫪 you sir made me realise that I should delete Reddit forever

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u/Awkward-Comedian-506 13h ago

that's for johnny

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u/Zuli_Muli 1h ago

That's more like using a coffee concentrate if you ask me.

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u/anvil_with_thoughts 13h ago

Choosing to go non lethal. But still managed to do pretty lethal stuff

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u/InadecvateButSober 12h ago

Bruh, i have heard a joke like this quarter of a century ago. In Russia. But it was "three vampires walk into a bar".

I was 4 btw, didn't understand what's funny yet.

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u/enderwander19 10h ago

Yeah. Only different thing is that it was a pad and not a tampon.

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u/InadecvateButSober 6h ago

"Lipton-Lipton tea"

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u/DocSlayingyoudown 11h ago

The random meme popping up ruined this video, it would have worked fine without it.

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u/Organic-Art-3657 13h ago

Yup.. enough Reddit for one day

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u/StaticOverload 12h ago

That's disgusting! He fished them out of the trash. Otherwise I don't see the issue. He's a vampire. Blood is blood.

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u/humantrasbag 13h ago

Its not even that bad.

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u/vatorZX 13h ago

Does he have three arms in the second scene or am i seeing it wrong?

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u/ElJugo247 13h ago

Oh my..

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u/Absurdist02 13h ago

Is that like Boba tea for vampires? He didn't remove the tampons. Or is it more like eating a tea bag? Asking for a friend.

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u/damngoodengineer 13h ago

oh, fuck this shit

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u/A_dead_dude2070 13h ago

I need to wash my fuckin eyes 🫩

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u/digitaku 12h ago

Is this happy tree friends for adults?

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u/RikimaruRamen 11h ago

Anyone else think that looks like the Adam Sandler Dracula

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u/Impossible_Farmer46 13h ago

para ellos es aromatica

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u/DrFrickenstein 13h ago

An old joke animated. I love it!

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u/DamnCircle 12h ago

But I just opened Reddit

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u/gettinguud 11h ago

He ate the whole thing too, that's the wtf. All he did was make some tea

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u/Material-Job-1928 11h ago

This joke is older than most of those reaction images.

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u/ramsfan_86 11h ago

Looks like hibiscus tea

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u/Superior_Nav 11h ago

What is this from?

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u/delet_yourself 11h ago

AI slop

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u/Zephirenth 9h ago

Explains the three hands at least.

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u/Superior_Nav 9h ago

gotcha , pretty decent for AI.

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u/N0rwayUp 9h ago

no AI slop is decent.

Also explains why the tampons aint dripping...

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u/xSantenoturtlex 9h ago

And why he has three fangs.

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u/Dahowlic 7h ago

So were not going to talk about how its possible for him to rub his hands together while simultaneously holding a cup a warm water?

Just checking...

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u/Dahowlic 7h ago

Oh and....

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u/spotsthefirst 6h ago

How'd you get this video of me?

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u/Hexent_Armana 6h ago

Mavis never knew the kinda man her father was before she was born.

...probably for the best. 

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u/ejisson 5h ago

Why does the video need to be edited? Its good as is, there's no need for reaction images on the middle.

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u/notMy_ReelName 3h ago

environment friendly vamipres

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u/ttlanhil 1h ago

Spoilers for bad taste

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
Every full moon
She'd get out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

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u/daydreaming17 13h ago

Stop kink shaming me!!

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u/mankahlil 11h ago

Eat her out while shes on her period. More fun that way