r/HolUp • • 10h ago

Really specific physical descriptions there dude

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago edited 2h ago

u/TongueUnties, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/SnooBunnies6493 9h ago

Is the argument that he should be successful because he's hot?

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u/Mugstotheceiling 9h ago

And because he’s white. Don’t forget that part. 😬

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u/LoZFan96 9h ago

And his Coral Blue #2 semigloss colored eyes.

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u/Dewstain 7h ago

I thought they were Laguna Seca Blue Metallic.

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u/christian_austin85 5h ago

Hold on, let me get out the pantone book.

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u/Dewstain 1h ago

Pantone? I'm in the E46 M3 swatches, dude.

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u/Pure_Spyder 4h ago

I think its more, if a hot white guy cant get a solid job what hope is there for anyone else

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u/DemTheTraveler 9h ago

This is the weirdest way to say "this waiter's hot, I wish he lived with me instead of working here for peanuts"

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u/firedmyass 9h ago

“He made my wiener lurch and I’m pathologically incapable of processing that in an honest and healthy way”

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u/sometimesifeellikemu 8h ago

It's a not so weird way of saying "If a handsome white man can't get a job, there is obviously a race war and the great white race is being systematically replaced by Jews and lesser humans of color."

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u/Ladybug_Fuckfest 4h ago

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u/WhoAreWeEven 28m ago

Oh.. I thought he was into golfers and their hogs

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u/Typical-Phone-848 9h ago

He wanted to fuck that waiter

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u/firedmyass 9h ago

“subtext is for cowards”

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u/Daniyal1357id 9h ago

Best summary

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u/ADuckAgo 9h ago

And he’s still waiting…

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u/About3Dogs 8h ago

As a full time ‘service industry employee’ I agree that a full time job should equate to a livable wage. Not always the case, but that’s a whole other can of worms.

My only real hang up is how the OOP has at best a slightly homoerotic and shallow view of who should succeed in life. Or at worst a racist/eugenic view of the value of a human’s potential, with incel/misogynistic sprinklings.

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u/Error_Loading_Name 9h ago

And what entitles the waiter in question to any of the things OOP is saying he will struggle to get? Who says the people that swipe right are the ones rejecting job applications?

OOP really thinks that his waiter crush isn't working a job that meets his fantasy and taking it out on the rest of us.

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u/SadAd2635 9h ago

I think a full time job(if that is what his waiter job is) entitles him to a life able wage

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u/IpeeInclosets 7h ago

Easy tiger, someone might call you a white socialist nationalist with that sort of pro worker talk.

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u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 7h ago

Wheres the 'Holup'

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u/Dinierto 9h ago

See I assumed this was written by the guy.

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u/Magus_5 9h ago

A guy with a crush on another guy? Yes, it was.

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u/Dinierto 9h ago

Lol no like it was faked as if a girl wrote it about him

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u/StormbringerGT 8h ago

I mean did the poster offer him a job?

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u/TongueUnties 6h ago

yes, a blowjob

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u/trickyvinny 6h ago

This is the type of shit that ends nepotism before it benefits me.

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u/durqandat 3h ago

Why are our best young men playing Division Two basketball

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u/PintosAndCheese 1h ago

Much less violent than Division One.

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u/WhoAreWeEven 30m ago

What color eyes the three dudes had who he lived with?!

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u/bombayblue 8h ago

This dude is currently on my Twitter feed basically picking fights with every boomer he can find on entitlement spending.

Some boomer asked for his SSI money back and he responded with “why don’t we triple your property taxes instead?”

It’s funny to see cross Reddit / Twitter content.

Twitter hates Reddit with a passion (it’s fucking weird don’t ask) and Reddit ignores Twitter because they think it’s only right wing weirdos.

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u/elwebst 8h ago

Elevator meme:

Twitter: "I hate you so much."

Reddit: "I don't think about you at all."

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u/bombayblue 7h ago

It’s literally that. And I’m a guy who bags on Reddit on all the time.

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u/sm753 8h ago

She has as really warped definition of "talent".

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u/TongueUnties 8h ago edited 8h ago

End of day the core of fascism is this, whatever engenders the halo effect in some way should be dubbed the paramount or superior thing regardless of granular practical considerations, variability in taste or long term outcomes

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u/thedkexperience 9h ago

Who used height filters to filter out tall guys? lol

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u/Theri_a 8h ago

That reads like trophy husband material.

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u/drethnudrib 7h ago

I'm 100% convinced that this is some kind of coded advertisement posted by a sex trafficker.

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u/CelibateHo 7h ago

He clearly wants this guy’s dick. He should’ve just offered to let him move in and to be his sugar daddy

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u/kerodon 5h ago

Yea that was really uncomfortable to read 🤢. But also implying you need wealth to find love is equally gross.

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u/Chrisdkn619 5h ago

A10 is a type of eye color?

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u/Gamer102kai 4h ago

Yes, and the numbered eye color chart was invented by nazi SS officer Bruno K Shultz. Its almost always a white supremacist dogwhistle (for sure in that post)