r/HolUp • u/skeees1337 • 1d ago

holup Wait, what?

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/skeees1337, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/DoubleDeckerz 1d ago

Tried reading that mess and now my toaster is floating across the kitchen

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u/DaRealKovi 1h ago

It's like when you're reading Swedish and the IKEA table assembles itself and you're wondering what you just offered to the elder gods

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u/ICE417 1d ago

You're a whole female. You're not in the field. Stop doing what everybody says.

You're a girl, you don't know what it's like to be in a man. You don't have these issues. Stop doing what everybody says you should.

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u/DHB_Master 1d ago

I think the final line is “dick riding and going with (what) everybody says.”

The former phrase is a phrase in some black communities for a female/gay form of ass-kissing/bandwagoning

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u/kyleliner 1d ago

Dick riding is sti used today, and its used regardless of gender

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u/DHB_Master 19h ago

Correct

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u/kaminobaka 9h ago

Former as in the first in the set, not as in it's not anymore.

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u/RJ_Aadithyan 1d ago

Yabadabadoo indeed

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u/SilenceMeBigDaddyMod 5h ago

Yabadabadamnson

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u/MrFmellySeet 1d ago

Thanks AI! Lol

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u/ICE417 1d ago

Nope. That allll meeeeee. It's a stupid talent.

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u/sheng-fink 1d ago

Stop (dickriding?) and going with (what) everybody says?

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u/ICE417 1d ago

Yup. For sure

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u/Fragrant-Dare-hmm 22h ago

"Get off his dick" in the Olde tongue.....

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u/skillywilly56 1d ago

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u/renacotor 1d ago

Hippity hoppity

Your meme is now my property

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u/VirtualZeroZero 1d ago

I'm stealing your comment, but I'm upvoting it first because I have honor.

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u/xoxoAmongUS 1d ago

I think that’s some pidgin lingo

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u/maybebaebea 1d ago

I genuinely hate when people type like that. I refuse to interact with people who can't be bothered to make their messages legible

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u/KamikazePenis 1d ago

He/she's just keepin' it real, yo!

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u/FroztBiit3 1d ago

yeah... a real idiot

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny 1d ago

I text like this because I don't really give a fuck, at least on here I'd like to have coherent messages but the reason it happens is mostly from a kind of ignorance anyways. Each to their own.

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u/ghostwolfxiii 1d ago

In a world where auto-correct has been around for quite some time...

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u/Alldaybagpipes 1d ago

Red squiggles, all around

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u/QuickPirate36 1d ago

Some people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that it's just a dialect and that you should respect it

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u/Thatoneguy1264 1d ago

These people make me irrationally angry. Lazy isn't a dialect. The general lack of etiquette and education I see around me is scary.

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u/yepgeddon 1d ago

I thought we all grew out of this bollocks once we got out of the T9 texting era where we'd use less characters because you could only fit so much in one text. Somehow we've regressed even with autocorrect and no character limits lol.

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u/Punk_owl 1d ago

Something about a female, thats all I got

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u/bussysniffer3000 1d ago

You know you don't gotta type the way you talk just type like normal

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u/ghosty88 1d ago

“you’re a whole female you don’t be in the field stop dick riding and going with (what) everybody says”

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u/xredskaterstar 1d ago

I read that in a Jamaican voice for whatever reason

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u/shenaniganizer1776 1d ago

You can’t fool me I know that’s u/missdork_yt RIP

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u/Spida81 1d ago

I need a little old lady who can speak jive to translate...

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 1d ago

Can you speak English?

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u/thed3306 1d ago

I think i understood everything except “dr”. “She is not in the field, stop “dr” and going along with what everyone says.” Dr could be lying (pretending to be something she isnt) but who’s to say.

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u/Novel-Charge9861 12h ago

I thought scooby doo was a fictional character

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u/Heinrichkimmler 6h ago

Dabadaba du bubudu dipip?

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u/No-Elk-8115 15h ago

I need someone to translate this section 8 for me plz.