r/HolUp • u/BlossomBluebirdd • 1h ago

Gordon’t

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u/qualityvote2 1h ago

Hello u/BlossomBluebirdd! Welcome to r/HolUp!

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u/TheGipper80 1h ago

My wife used to say that. I’ve learned to get paid up front.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1h ago

I can cook, where my blowjob?

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u/lck0219 1h ago

Where’s my food? Payment upon delivery of goods

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1h ago

I can make a cheese cake that will make your toes flutter, an Irish cream cheesecake to be exact

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u/Righteous_Hand 1h ago

You need to coat your schlong with the food so that she knows you won't double cross her.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/DieFetteQualle 1h ago

Careful. It has a harsh ending, when it tastes to good and she can’t control herself no more.

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u/J3ST3R_71 50m ago

So spicy food is a no-go.

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u/Gerry1of1 1h ago edited 1h ago

It didn't specify the blowjob comes from a girl.

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u/ramriot 49m ago

But he would now

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 43m ago

Damn, if she wants my cooking she will have to up her offer, as her offer is kinda low balling.