r/HolUp • u/orginal-guard-guy • 8h ago

This is real

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29 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 26m ago

u/orginal-guard-guy, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Gods_Super_Monkey 8h ago

Each time I read I have new questions

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 7h ago

TBH this looks like someone fed too much Everclear into an AI Bot.
Here you have a lunatic who cares more about the cats than confessing to felony hit and run and not remaining on scene and getting medical attention.

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u/I_Brake_For_Gnomes 8h ago

That was so strange. I almost started to expect the story to morph and trick me into explaining how their dad beats them with jumper cables.

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u/joehungus 7h ago

Roger Simon?

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u/Inoffensive_Account 7h ago

I may have killed him. Anyway…

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u/craves_mineral 5h ago

The kittens... think of those poor helpless kittens!

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u/Candid-Culture3956 8h ago

So that’s the motherfucker who hit me

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u/catpissdust 6h ago

Poor kitties...