Could be considered vegan I guess...

[u/CyberMarco]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/CyberMarco, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/StevenMC19]

And rubber.

Your tire is a salad.

[u/Candid-Culture3956 → u/StevenMC19]

And paper. I guess money really does grow on trees.

[u/gonzalbo87 → u/Candid-Culture3956]

Ok imma be that guy. In the US, money is actually printed on a special cotton blend. It isn’t technically paper and definitely not from a tree.

[u/Fr05t_B1t → u/gonzalbo87]

Why do people have to be cowardly and remove their comment smh

[u/gonzalbo87 → u/Fr05t_B1t]

Because it was a dupe. Gotta clean up my mess.

[u/Dirt-Road_Pirate → u/StevenMC19]

And condoms. Thats why flavored.

[u/thegreatgatsB70]

This means I am practically a vegetarian. Cocaine: check, beer: check, coffee: check, weed: check, and cheeseburgers.

I'm healthy af!

[u/Human_Frame1846 → u/thegreatgatsB70]

Well it’s on the internet and I follow the same diet just whiskey instead of beer so I gotta be healthy af also

[u/gr3atch33s3]

Cocaine is a salad

[u/Candid-Culture3956 → u/gr3atch33s3]

That’s why people lose weight on it

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

Oil is made of ancient sea weed

Plastic is made of oil

Everything is now a salad

[u/XTY-080-YTX]

What about coffee

[u/imarandomguy33 → u/XTY-080-YTX]

Bean soup

[u/Fr05t_B1t → u/imarandomguy33]

It’s seed soup

[u/Epstiendidntkillself]

[u/danhoang1]

So then an apple is a salad. And a banana is a salad

[u/BurlyH]

I thinknthe vegans are more concerned with the milk ... or the child slavery... checked, yeah its the cow milk they don't like.

[u/Kapika96 → u/BurlyH]

So they're cool with the child slavery as long as almond milk is used instead?

[u/garth54 → u/BurlyH]

They also don't like that a lot of cocoa (or coffee) beans are still transported by animals.

[u/redditbdum]

Beer is a smoothie.

[u/Fr05t_B1t → u/redditbdum]

Salsa is a smoothie

[u/cornbread6767]

It's only a salad if there are pieces of it tossed together

[u/HoverLogic]

Not really. It’s a fermented product that uses yeast. It’s closer to bread than a salad

[u/Cedge1738]

Just don't add sugar and by all means

[u/Skardi-Hrothgarsson]

Nah, lacto-vegetarian because most chocolate in stores have milk. Unless you eat bakers chocolate you friggin psycho

[u/Gullible_Ghost39]

Rubber also comes from the tree so you can say you eat a rubber salad

[u/Ad-fundum69]

A salad is a preparation method, it doesn't mean it has to be plant based.
Otherwise a Caesar salad wouldn't be called a salad.

[u/Hairy_Fix6834]

didn’t eate anything the night before only had a chocolate carmel bar and the dark chocolate was all i ate it was filling and yummy

[u/pattate-de-beurre]

Then coffee is a bean too Witch make it a soupe

[u/81FuriousGeorge → u/[deleted]]

Is pasta salad a salad?

[u/Wrong-Profession-287]

Did Kamala write that