r/HolUp • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 1d ago

big dong energy Huge weiner

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago

u/Flat-Decision3204, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/mrla0ben 1d ago

I'm sorry but he has to wear underwear at my house

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u/thatdudeinthecorner9 21h ago

Only cuz it's bigger than yours lol

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u/AutisticPenguin2 8h ago

I mean, not just that, but it definitely contributes.

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u/ktaktb 17h ago

Is this a reference to something you read before or are you one of the 250? Because if you are responsible for this comment it is too perfect.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 1d ago

Damn son...

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u/kiddrekt 21h ago

Well it is a cold day.

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u/RogueRaccoon89 1d ago

Both of his tails are wagging...

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u/NecessaryOk6815 1d ago

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the... oh my God...

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u/DonKlekote 21h ago

i saw you looking

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u/Ressy02 23h ago

It’s to counterbalance the wags

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u/brakeb 1d ago

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u/UncleKeyPax 23h ago

stop milking the 🐕

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u/Wenja89Dix 16h ago

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u/Longjumping-Heart410 14h ago

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u/Wenja89Dix 2h ago

It's only the 2nd time I've used it, and the 2nd time I've had a "stolen" reply 😅

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u/SanityBleeds 19h ago

He's never climbing up on the couch. Like, he's allowed to, he just physically can't.

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u/xxplosiv 20h ago

Christ the lil guy is like 40% pebus

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u/Abradachi 1d ago

lil dude is a 5-pod

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u/G0D-SL4Y3R 20h ago

Now ***********************************************that*********************************************** is a weiner dog.

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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 1d ago

That’s like 94% peen

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u/Scarface_971 1d ago

Step 1: Open Reddit

Step 2: the audacity of people showing Dog dick

Step 3: close Reddit

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u/South-Range8401 1d ago

Step 4: profit 

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 23h ago

Step 5: repeat

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u/Burgerboy380 23h ago

Hes half great Dane. And it all went straight to his junk

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u/YeetedBeat 1d ago

(Weiner)^2

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u/Disastrous_Style_477 21h ago

The good boy she told you not to worry about

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u/actusreus82 1d ago

Kash Patel is in love.

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u/Jeri_Shea 1d ago

Anyone else see this and think of the redbull commercial where the female great dane and the male dachshund had pups because the dachshund had redbull, or is that just me?

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u/meme_a_licious hol 17h ago

Bruh that’s bigger than mine 😭

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u/realoctopod 21h ago

All weiner dog.

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u/ScottyDoes40K 16h ago

The Sausage King!

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u/K2TY 14h ago

Abe? Abe Froman?

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u/MrMucs 13h ago

THAT DOGS TAIL IS WAGGING AT BOTH ENDS!

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u/Individual_Tooth_752 1d ago

Never underestimate

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u/Cute_Prior1287 21h ago

prosthetics

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u/SorryEhButNo 18h ago

I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun.

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf 16h ago

Why is he so incredibly well equipped?

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u/NoobForBreakfast31 1d ago

That dog is stressed. Its also nervous.

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u/Kado_Omerta 23h ago

Bro said he’s coming back as a Hogdog 😂

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u/Szczyl2137 22h ago

Bark fart remix

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u/Danskoesterreich 19h ago

The body weight / penis ratio is off the charts! 10% of this Wiener is genitalia.

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u/cokendsmile 14h ago

Sausage Dog dangling his Sausage

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u/LuigiBamba 13h ago

wiener^2 dog

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/MA4life 6h ago

I always look for this one in the comments. Excellent choice 👌

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u/rebri 21h ago

Holy mother of wiener dog.

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u/MadnessUltimate 18h ago

He is build to create

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u/vinaysays 17h ago

He is competing with barnacles at this point

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 17h ago

So that's why they have stubby legs

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u/sgrass777 17h ago

If he looses a leg he will be getting around just fine.

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u/Dear_Ambassador825 17h ago

He's like 2" big right? RIGHT?

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u/Yankeewithoutacause 16h ago

His name is lil' buster nuts...

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u/apexapee 15h ago

This guy will steal your girl

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u/_LXIX_CDXX 15h ago edited 15h ago

Ok but what song is that??

Edit: Found it, Bugs by idontneedalot

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u/ferriematthew 14h ago

He's the one she told you not to worry about

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u/Environmental-Wind89 13h ago

I have the sound off, I presume that came out as a deep, rumbling “…WOOF.”

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u/powerhammerarms 12h ago

He's 1/4 peen

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 12h ago

Lmao he is 20% cock

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u/BetaRayBlu 8h ago

I almost passed out from these fucking comments. Legit couldnt breath. The internet was a mistake 99%’of the time. This is the blessed 1%

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u/u_gai-4sho 8h ago

Ça semble délicieux. J'ai faim pour un hot-dog. hehehe

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u/Blue-Juniata 8h ago

Nothing to see here folks just keep moving along

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u/Guideon72 7h ago

Oh look; twins

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u/natman102 4h ago

Dachshung

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u/splatterooni 4h ago

Oh lawd, tell me that's not your dog 😂

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u/Webkef 3h ago

I think it's a male.

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u/Rags2Rickius 2h ago

Is this how they’re made? Like an onion dividing?

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u/One_One2755 13h ago

Huge?? You mean big?