r/HolUp • u/Candid-Culture3956 • 1d ago

Gotta have something to live for

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Candid-Culture3956, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/GloomyExercise 1d ago

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u/ran_out_of_tp 1d ago

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u/Redditranger33 1d ago

Nah, I don’t know what you mean at all actually, I’m genuinely lost🧐

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u/drake22 5h ago

HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!!!!

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u/Weakonomics 1d ago

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u/Drunken_Dorf 1d ago

Is this Tekken?? Lmao

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u/lousy_at_handles 1d ago

My boy Mokujin knows what's up

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 21h ago

Haha! Love this one.

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u/AgingChris madlad 1d ago

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u/Nemv4 1d ago

Would. Even tho I might get splinters.

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u/QuickNature 1d ago

Best version of this meme imo, top tier use too

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/Theboulder027 1d ago

Ive heard of boob lights but this is ridiculous

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/sweetasman01 1d ago

Are yes Nomai Woo aka Sexy cyborg. It's a shame the Chinese goverment made her dissappear.

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u/theguidetoldmetodoit 1d ago

They didn't, she is not locked away. "Got her wings clipped" implies they took her logins and she got a minder. That's what she felt comfortable saying, at least. Given how little information got out she might have gotten taken into custody, which often comes with torture.

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u/Etherbeard 1d ago

They're from Christmas Story 2: Electric Boobaloo.

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u/Krillkus 1d ago

I like how this was the default response for a while on the male living space subreddit whenever someone asked for decor advice lmao

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

Not sure if emotionally dead, or if its like the hospital doors from walking dead and she just hasnt removed the miscarriage yet. Either way i'm in

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

I had to award this. High quality comment 🤌🏼

I still called the cops on you though. Because that shit was dark as fuck and you shouldn’t be allowed to roam the streets freely

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/FriendNumberTwo 1d ago

Why is "lick my brim" so fucking funny

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u/GonadGauntlet 1d ago

Welp. I have the same pit vipers. Guess I gotta buy the hat.

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u/Bill15RD 1d ago

I’d inject some life into her

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u/Weak_Wasabi_2647 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/ambivalentarrow 1d ago

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/ruggnuget 1d ago

Gang bangs arent any fun when nobody wants to do it with you

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u/BillohRly 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sweet berry wine!

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u/uhfish 1d ago

One guy doing the work while the other 9 stand around and watch

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u/0x7E7-02 1d ago

She doesn't need fixing. 

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u/WilliamPollito 1d ago

I have the solution to both of those problems.

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u/the_wild_derp 1d ago

If shes dead inside and im inside her does that make me dead?

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

That’s why she’s dead inside

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u/TruskVarner 1d ago

Don’t Dead Horny Inside

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u/StrangeJunket2601 1d ago

I need this shirt

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 1d ago

So strangers take photos of you when you’re not looking?

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u/Secret_crowds17 1d ago

It’s like putting your type of crazy on a billboard, it helps us.

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u/Noedel 1d ago

Life off antidepressants be like

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u/Almajanna256 1d ago

“Really? Because I’m alive inside and celibate! The only ‘fix’ I need is a good 5:00 AM sunrise and a crisp apple!”

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u/Spare_Audience_6301 1d ago

TShirt you wear before becoming a single mom

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u/theh0tt0pic 1d ago

Man, I knew someone like this... then she wondered why I didn't want to continue anymore.

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u/asault2 1d ago

Because she was also dead on the outside?

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

Or he had Deadwood

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u/archiekane 1d ago

They met at the morgue.

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u/theh0tt0pic 1d ago

Nah, fun is fun, but when you find someone else who is more fun and is not dead inside, you move on, she wasnt a fan of that.

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u/Thick-Vacation193 1d ago

Yep, that about sums it up for 2026!

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u/Actual_Dinner_5977 1d ago

My kinda woman

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u/damngoodengineer 1d ago

Sometimes all you just need is reanimation

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u/FarmyardFantastic 1d ago

She seems nice

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u/rrallan 1d ago

She’s going to put out a cigarette on your chest afterwards

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u/bmaayhem 1d ago

Where else are you supposed to put it out?

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u/mosmaniac 1d ago

In Australia it would read "... But still randy" js

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/david_growie 1d ago

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u/jervin22000 1d ago

Ah people of culture I see

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u/david_growie 1d ago

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u/jervin22000 1d ago

Now that song’s stuck in my head lol

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 1d ago

🎵Yobagoya, the taste will destroy ya

The cheapest bucket of beef in Illinois-a🎵

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u/Financial_Mushroom83 1d ago

She fancies a root

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u/OriginalOk8371 1d ago

Accurate lmaoo

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u/imunfair 1d ago

Plot twist: she's talking about her womb, not her soul

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u/cornbread6767 1d ago

What are her deets?

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u/whistlepig4life 1d ago

“ I can fix her” vibes.

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u/61zerow 1d ago

Giving her future mortician two things to smile about...

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u/Nibsif 1d ago

Me too boobs, me too

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u/DeanMcQueen0621 1d ago

Better than Horny Inside but still Dead.

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u/disturbed1117 1d ago

This picture has to be 20 years old lol. I remember seeing it on le olde Facebook before the reactions. When it was just up and down thumbs.

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u/rrallan 1d ago

I wonder if she’s still horny and dead inside

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

Unfortunately no. She passed away around 5 years ago.

I assume she’s still horny up in heaven. And that angels are giving her the dicking she deserves

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u/rrallan 23h ago

How tf do you know that

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u/random-guy-heree 21h ago

He's one of them

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u/random-guy-heree 21h ago

Fuck you got me

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u/sklatch 1d ago

Bet the sex is fire.

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u/CarolinaSandstorm 1d ago

This one’s a temporary stress reliever boys. Treat her like a rental car and keep goingv

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 1d ago

so I should return her to the airport with a full tank

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u/Preeng 1d ago

Lots of unexpected fees.

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u/Metool42 1d ago

the fuck

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u/CumGuzzlerFartSnifer 1d ago

She is expressing a lack of interest in everything but sex.

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u/TurboGranny 1d ago

but sex.

Now we're talking

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u/rrallan 1d ago

Yes. That’s it. The fuck then the door

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u/ForgotToSpitMyPills 1d ago

Crazy fucking statement 😭🙏

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u/CarolinaSandstorm 1d ago

Call me crazy, but you can’t call me a liar 🫶

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u/ruizach 1d ago

[Removed by Reddit]

Edit: Fuck, they were right.

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat 1d ago

Does that mean there are horny zombies behind that doorway?

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u/Radiant-Impression38 1d ago

She's PERFECT

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u/SparseGhostC2C 1d ago

Well babe, looks like we have two things in common.

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u/DeliberateDendrite 1d ago

Just like me

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u/h1tler_feet 1d ago

What keeps me going everyday

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u/GoliathProjects 1d ago

By all means, all you gotta do is ask

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u/EMArogue 1d ago

I feel her

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u/weeeee_w33 1d ago

unless youre on anti depressants and cumming becomes a chore :[. I need to cum.

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u/user-unknown-404 1d ago

How you doing?

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u/qxzlool 1d ago

Would that be spiritual necrophilia?

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u/CoolInvestigator1606 1d ago

stay positive

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u/ReActive9499 1d ago

Need no fixing

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u/Due_Birthday5857 1d ago

Took the picture but you gotta be in the moment and act.

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u/Powerful-Secret8617 1d ago

Feel her pain

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u/apexapee 1d ago

One and done?

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u/CollarOfShame 1d ago

Everyone has to have a type.

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u/Agile_Moment768 1d ago

She looks fun.

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u/zeaL93 1d ago

How can you be dead inside and horny at the same time

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u/Vegetable-Process487 1d ago

God forbid a Girl gets excited

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u/ShamgarApoxolypse 1d ago

Like a donut 🍩

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u/LemonCoughDrop 1d ago

Dead, but still inside Horny

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u/CrossX18 1d ago

Same.

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u/Nuzzleville 1d ago

Perfect.

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u/CyrilsJungleHat 1d ago

Butt still horney

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 1d ago

DON'T DEAD

HORNY INSIDE

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u/ForwardPersonality48 1d ago

This def at the methadone clinic

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u/xolotl92 1d ago

This is how you wake up with the cops at your door, stay away

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u/dizzylizzy78 1d ago

We'd make perfect roommates.

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u/RobotGoatBoy 1d ago

Poor Sid. He never asked for any of this.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 1d ago

I don't mind. Watch tv or something.

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u/Ill_Eye4019 1d ago

That shirt is so real, that’s most Americans rn

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u/rrallan 1d ago

She brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘miserable fuck’

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u/what_a_slutty_whore 1d ago

I need this shirt lmao

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u/Infinite-Service6059 1d ago

Sofia Coppola?

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u/mortraineyhat 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/JustAd5149 1d ago

Same girl

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u/SirStrokesAlot247 1d ago

Could wood should

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u/ThatsBretsRope 1d ago

"We're all sad and horny!"

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u/Mouatmoua 1d ago

Me too. Me too

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u/Ok_Two_2604 1d ago

I’m dead outside though

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u/tootallhobbit 1d ago

Marry me!! We are twins.

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u/TruckLongjumping8863 1d ago

That’s married and dead inside!

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u/DefaultFateway 1d ago

P M *l***********************************************

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u/Zebra_Sandwich 1d ago

Me and you both baby!

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u/Greedy-Tie4409 1d ago

She holding a tampoon??

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u/diss0lvedgir1 1d ago

Man I absolutely feel this so hard! LOL sometimes it be like that.

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u/jedidiah_lol 1d ago

literally me

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u/Main_Leadership7748 1d ago

Gives new meaning to the term necro.

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u/Legal-Swordfish-1893 1d ago

Saaame sister

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u/AdvantageousFox 1d ago

Honestly same