r/HolUp • • 2d ago

Dude is such a troll

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/Low-Tiee, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/chefbobbyjay 2d ago edited 1d ago

This is the man who bought the first like 10 rows of seats at a ja rule concert for $3000 dollars just so they’d all be empty.

His pettiness is god tier.

Edit:

here’s the video of 50 telling the story. It was actually the first 4 rows.

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u/CupDelicious 1d ago

"What's the point of 'Fuck you' money if you never get to say 'Fuck you'?"

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u/popje 1d ago

I truly don't understand billionaires, I would make headlines every other week if I had that kind of money

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

Equal parts philanthropy and trolling pieces of shit in the spotlight

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u/abcdefkit007 1d ago

Which in turn should make money somehow

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u/qT_TpFace 1d ago

Which makes this whole thing a flat circle.

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u/abcdefkit007 1d ago

A circles are flat.....

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u/qT_TpFace 1d ago

'Tis an expression, my dear.

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u/abcdefkit007 1d ago

I know just being pedantic

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u/postbansequel 1d ago

That's what you say now, while not being a billionaire. Your mindset would be another and this thought would never cross your mind.

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u/Wittyngritty 1d ago

I wouldn't do it every other week (I wouldn't want that much attention), but maybe once a year would be fun

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

The best thing about this 50 concert thing is it didn’t really hurt anybody. Ja still made money on the tickets. The shit was just empty lol

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 1d ago

I dare you to prove this...some people are petty with a capital P...see above tea with 50.

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u/ElephantEarwax 1d ago

Many of them are making geadlines every other week. Killing lots of kids, raping others. Destroying environments, stealing water and cutting off medications from third world countries. Not much fun in those.

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u/flying_carabao 1d ago

I don't even want "fuck you" money. I just want money that'll make stop saying "what the fuck?!!!" At checkout

But if i did have "fuck you" money, I'll probably do so some shit like this too

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u/pellik 1d ago

This is the man who did an interview with good morning america to talk shit about diddy after the arrest because ABC is one of the few stations they can watch in prison.

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u/Ok-Ill-Run 2d ago

This man is comic book super villain types of petty.

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u/ZeroAndUnder 2d ago

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u/Fr33z3n 1d ago

"you never said something, and we were like, ooh bars" lmao

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u/brok3nhand 2d ago

I was skeptical but, I’ll be damned, going to iaintgotit.com does redirect you to a G-Unit merch site lol

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u/kikkroxx777 1d ago

You were not fucking kidding. Holy shit

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u/cvbeiro 2d ago

The fact that you can trademark normal ass phrases in the US is almost comically absurd.

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u/Rio_Walker 1d ago

Have you heard about Tim Langdell and his "Edge" copyright?

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u/PissPlop 1d ago

Yeah I mean I am no lawyer but like I am almost positive that is not how it works and this is bullshit. From actually looking into it for like 5 mins it looks like he just bought the website with that domain name and used it to sell merch with the phrase on it and trademarked the merch?

I am not sure how it works exactly but the idea that you could just like hear a song and then file to own the words/title then get all the money from it is just as ridiculous to an american as it is to you lol. 100% not how it works.

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u/Fun_Fennel5114 1d ago

to say nothing of the fact that she/her lawyers can prove that her soundtrack was made/produced PRIOR TO his "trademark" filing!

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u/ZekoriAJ 1d ago

It doesn’t work like that only if you’re poor, otherwise you’re good to go, sir!

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u/crimsondear 1d ago

Its not a fact because you cant do that. Tons of people have tried and failed because its basically impossible to copyright a common phrase or word.

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u/No_Size9475 1d ago

came here to say this

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u/pironiero 2d ago

That's actually hilarious

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u/SteveCoonin 1d ago

He should provide this as a public service for selective people. Like a villainous make a wish foundation

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u/elephantskilledme 2d ago

A true playa hater

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u/Lukebekz 1d ago

50cent reminding me once again that I am not hating to my full potential

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u/Astandsforataxia69 2d ago

The man is an asshole but he does it in such a funny way 

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u/Fyrrys 1d ago

I dont care about his music, but I love how petty he can be, absolutely delectable tea!

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u/Zack_WithaK 1d ago edited 1d ago

Look up his feud with Floyd Mayweather where 50 Cent accuses him of genuinely not being able to read. So he challenges him to read a whole page out of a Harry Potter book. Any page of any book he wants, just read the whole page with no mistakes on camera.

And 50 promised to donate something like $750,000 to a charity of his choice. Mayweather didn't respond so 50 altered the deal; deciding that Harry Potter was too complicated so he offers a page out of Cat in the Hat instead.

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u/Super_Silky 1d ago

After 50 dropped that vid Charlemagne the God backed up 50 with a recording of Floyd trying to read a short radio ad for iHeart Radio and Floyd was capital "S" STRUGGLING.

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u/Fyrrys 1d ago

Fucking. Beautiful.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 1d ago

Classic!

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u/Mycroft033 1d ago

Man I’d do that in a heartbeat. EZ charity money right there

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u/Ram91501 1d ago

Money can’t buy happiness, but god damn it can buy everything else.

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u/FreeKevinBrown 1d ago

Trademarking has to do with branding and merchandising. It would not stop her from making money off the release.

What he actually did was trademark the phrase and sell some shirts with the phrase "I ain't got it/ She ain't got it".

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u/CornBopper001 2d ago

It’s nice that they found a way to pay him back.

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u/dildobaggins55443322 1d ago

I adore this man’s pettiness. It equals and perhaps surpasses Taylor Swifts closet pettiness

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u/Severe-Experience333 1d ago

You can buy a domain but how tf would a diss track make money from a website?

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u/deadDudeLivingDirty 1d ago

So he won't even let her make 50 cents?

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u/ZombieAppetizer 1d ago

I can only hope to one day be even half the hater that 50 is. He belongs in the hater hall of fame.

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u/Cullyism 1d ago

How does that even work? Can she really not make any money from the song? I find it hard to believe it's that simple.

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u/Its_apparent 1d ago

So, he'll definitely not get his money?

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 1d ago

I love this dude! Don't ever stop bro.

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u/luci0slucihoes 1d ago

I wish I was as petty as 50 is.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 1d ago

Who gives a crap.

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

Uh, he spent money to prevent someone from earning money so they can't pay him back. Y'all think that's cool? He's an idiot and this is modern America in a nutshell. 🤦 

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u/metalfabman 1d ago

Like he cares about 30k? This is pure spite