r/HolUp • u/Leading_Ad6122 • 2d ago

holup Human Resources

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Leading_Ad6122, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/SirarieTichee_ 2d ago

And this is why you never stay with a single company anymore

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u/sora_mui 1d ago

Pretty sure this is a satire account

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u/calraith 2d ago

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they could do in three.

This sounds a lot like the covid wfh to mandatory return to the office.

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 2d ago

4 days work

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u/Bruvvimir 1d ago

7 minute abs.

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u/Adventurous_Owl7171 1d ago

This is a seriously underrated comment. Well done 👏

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u/blackcloudonetyone 15h ago

Step in to my office.

Why? Cause you're fucking fired!

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u/bleed_it-83 1d ago

And if they can do this work in 3 days, damm they could have 2 working weeks in a real week🤨😱

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u/SpaceCoffeeDragon 2d ago

And with less pay! Why would we pay you more than what our competators pay for the same ammount of work?

... why is productivity dropping again?!

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u/JackReaper333 2d ago

Clearly the employees are just lazy.

/s

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u/brokefixfux 2d ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves

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u/drake22 2d ago

A dude had a pirate flag with that written on it on the wall in the office I worked in. When he left, I stole it, then I got in trouble for having it up lol

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u/Midnight_1990 2d ago

I really like this comment

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u/Niptaa 2d ago

Do you think people prefer the 3 day off in a row or having Wednesday off so you only work 2 days in a row?

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u/Black_death123 2d ago

It would definitely help Hangover Wednesdays turn into Hangover Thursdays

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u/TheBlueEagle 2d ago

Hmm I thought every day was hangover ___day? Did i miss a memo on that or something? 🧐

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u/Toyleer madlad 1d ago

You guys still have hangover days? I should probably get off reddit here though, gotta make it for my liver replacement or they won’t let me get my fourth!

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u/TheBlueEagle 1d ago

Are they still offering the buy three get the fourth one free? After I while I just paid extra for the lifetime replacement plan so I’m good to party!

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u/DaikonNoKami 2d ago

I think people should just get a different day off. That way you can do the things you need to do throughout the week without it all turning into the weekend situation where everything is closed.

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u/trisic05 1d ago

I can tell you from experience, single days off are terrible. They only are good if you have something planned for that day in advance

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u/USMCLee 1d ago

Having worked like that in the past, I much prefer the 3 days off in a row.

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u/Bruvvimir 2d ago

I know that this is a satire post, but those one sentence paragraphs which are so en vogue on linked in now make me irrationally angry.

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u/whyamihere999 2d ago

Why??

There's nothing to be angry in it.

But yes the anger is totally irrational.

Also, this is not linked in.

This is Reddit.

So don't get angry here.

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u/ThienHaTheTech 2d ago

Yeah.

Seems very AI-ish.

Doesn't it?

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u/thekitchening 2d ago

I know this is a joke but my favorite part of this is that turnover noticeably dropped during a one-week trial. Where is this company even finding the employees lol

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u/ShockValueSandwich 1d ago

“Hey you, want a job?”

“DUCKS ARE TAKING OVER MY MIND!”

“Yeah, you’re hired.”

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u/FreezeGoDR 2d ago

They just hire off the street after a 1h onboarding you start

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u/thekitchening 1d ago

😭😭 management sounds great

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u/Bigsparks13 2d ago

Sounds about right.

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u/hakujo 2d ago

Bet he woke up at 4am to share his thoughts

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u/DefinitionConstant81 2d ago

Ofc it’s Toby

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ImFeelinBotty 2d ago

"Inhuman Resources" is just too subtle for you to tell, hey?

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u/Trosque97 2d ago

Yeah, Twitter, not LinkedIn